Malaysian man gets nut stuck around penis: report
 

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080831/od_afp/malaysiasexoffbeat;_ylt=AsBhpP9q3FdnBTz7g9IMbyWs0N UE

KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) - A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, the Star newspaper said, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state.

Staff from the Sultanah Aminah hospital had to drain some blood from the penis and cut away a top layer of skin before the object could be removed, the newspaper said.

It said the fire and rescue department were also involved in trying to remove the nut from the unnamed welder, who is in his 20s and hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer.

"The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today (Sunday)," hospital director Daud Abdul Rahim told the Star.

On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it, the newspaper said.


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thought I would share.
who knows maybe YOU need a good and safe way to stretch your penis.

next time he should use a hammer

Nice Nice

holy fuck; thats nuts

Ah damn it I must be tired. I went into reading this news story with the idea that the word "nut" actually was a testicle and not an actual metal nut. Really fucks with your mind and your brain just screams WTF!

Go back and read it again that way and see.

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when I first started reading the article it had me confused too.
by the time i figured it out I was thinking "why the fuck did this guy do this? WTF"
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really?

something only a female writer could come up with and a female editor would approve.

you put something around your cock... get an erection and it causes extreme pain.... but the erection doesn't go away and you have to go to the hospital? ... then you have to have blood drained and skin removed to get "nut" off? really? blood drained? skin removed? the guy had a hardon through all of this stuff?

as the owner of a perfectly good cock, i'm gonna call shenanigans!

you need a pecker stretcher? I can get them cheap.

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It happens a lot man. Couple of weeks ago someone was fucking a hole in a metal bench and had to be taken to hospital.

(Yes, fucking a hole in a metal bench...)

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.as...annews-186.jpg

http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/11/man...ch-gets-stuck/

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http://216.110.185.88/bars/private/x-tiny-penis.jpg
yeah, right! we know.
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well... i said "perfectly good" as in functioning... not "massively huge horse cock that has a warning label and instructions and requires a state license to operate"


(btw... please take my pic down :( )

I was actually thinking of the same thing, I was like "How could anyone get their nuts stuck around their penis?"! and then I thought "Maybe its a peanut stuck INSIDE his penis"

damn this almost broke my sides:thumbsup:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

What the hell does he have in mind??

a nut as in "nuts and bolts"
http://www.indiamart.com/primebrass/...bolts-nuts.jpg

or here

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/pre...4/50320318.JPG