John McCain - Sarah Palin want to ease 2257 Regs so USA Porn Webmasters can compete!
 

John McCain - Sarah Palin want to ease 2257 Regs so USA Porn Webmasters can compete!

Press Release: Jesus Lovers Republican and Chronicle: September 9th 2008

Early this morning someone interpreted Sarah Palin?s Pentecostal tongue speaking mumbo jumbo to God that she actually said she would not put any further restrictions on online porn. This inside informant said she specifically heard Sarah say in church on Sunday ?Mewantatohelponline Pornowebmasterso theycancompete withthoseoverseas thatdonothave therepublicaninfulence?

McCain was quoted as saying ?Sarah is my hot bitch and we as Republican Jesus Freaks promise not to impede on Pornography based in the USA, we do this because of what God told Sarah at church the other day?? He then said he needed to change his Depends?, as they were ?Stinky??

Yes this was a parody, but honestly, I have no clue why anyone involved in the adult industry would even consider ?Father Time? and his ?Alaskan Jesus Whore?? seriously? what the fuck??

Not saying Obama is gonna promote porn, but if there were anyone to suppress it, it's always been Jesus Freak Republicans...

Bible Thumpin' Tongue Speakin' Update:

We have all heard that Palin's church believes we are at the end of days.... And that Palin has said our children are dying in Iraq not because Bush made a fucking huge mistake, but because God wants it.

She also says that God wants her to build a "second" bridge to nowhere, and then build Sarah's Ark while she's at it... (it'll only cost tax payers 600 million dollars, McCain said he would sell one of his homes to help out, but because he wasn't sure how many he owned, he wouldn't say which one..)

Anywhoo, Sarah wants to collect 2 opposite sex religious monogamous partners of every God fearing Holy Jesus loving bible thumping anti-porn species (so far it's just her and McCain's bathroom stall toe tappin' wrinkled dick in her ass...)

Did they post this press release to xbiz?

Oh, I forgot to add ... :1orglaugh

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