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RogerV 09-09-2008 06:52 PM

whats the first bill you would cancel if strapped for money?
 
whats the first bill you would cancel or not pay if strapped for money?
Most people pay for porn on an impulse buy and cancel before the trial or soon as they get there bill. whats a good way to add more value so they view it as a cable bill or something?

Rent or House payment
Cell phone
Electric Bill
home phone
car payment
cable bill
car insurance
water bill
college tuition
internet bill
gas card
Porn site bill
beer money
health insurance

J. Falcon 09-09-2008 06:57 PM

Damn thats a good question. First thing I would do if that happened is use the car far less. I hate to say it, but as far as bills go, I would probably get rid of DirecTV.

tony286 09-09-2008 06:58 PM

We get guys all the time want to cancel. My wife asks them what can do better and I would say 50 to 60 percent are money is tight right now.

Juicy D. Links 09-09-2008 06:58 PM

H and B

:Graucho

Ross 09-09-2008 06:59 PM

I would sell the car to get extra funds in. Only if I was really broke tho. My monthly outgoings are small in comparison to a lot of people I bet. Small mortgage, utility bills aren't huge. Car insurance is paid up yearly. So I'd defo just sell the car for quick cash to keep making the mortgage payment.

KMR Stitch 09-09-2008 06:59 PM

i'd cancel it and then charge back the last 3 months.

you know how i know that? cuz thats what prick fuck customers are doing now.

and the fuckers used the sites for hours and gigs of bandwidth and still charged them back.

Juicy D. Links 09-09-2008 07:01 PM

Cell bill

-Need that cause of the chicks

home phone bill

-I need that too

car payment

-I need my ride!!!!

car insurance

-Need that cause i drive like maniac

rent or house payment

-Need That

beer money

-I dont drink beer

porn site bill

-I love porn

cable bill

Cant miss my HBO

health insurance

Need it to get my Xanax and talk t my shrink

water bill

-Need this

Sly 09-09-2008 07:01 PM

The first thing to drop is anything that does not have late fees or penalties. Second thing to do is start paying minimums only on your credit cards... if you are already doing that, you are fucked, LOL.

RogerV 09-09-2008 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 14731258)
We get guys all the time want to cancel. My wife asks them what can do better and I would say 50 to 60 percent are money is tight right now.

but even if you offer it for less like $9.95 surfers will cancel it. nobody views it as a priority even though they probably jack off every day

Juicy D. Links 09-09-2008 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV (Post 14731271)
but even if you offer it for less like $9.95 surfers will cancel it. nobody views it as a priority even though they probably jack off every day


I beat off like 4x per day , i ave 2 much testosterone

RogerV 09-09-2008 07:02 PM

the only way they would continue to pay is if all the free porn was censored no pink

RogerV 09-09-2008 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KMR Stitch (Post 14731266)
i'd cancel it and then charge back the last 3 months.

you know how i know that? cuz thats what prick fuck customers are doing now.

and the fuckers used the sites for hours and gigs of bandwidth and still charged them back.

Yea I know cant believe they let them charge back 3 months worth its total BS

MrAwesome 09-09-2008 07:05 PM

the phone so collections stop calling

RogerV 09-09-2008 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 14731267)
The first thing to drop is anything that does not have late fees or penalties. Second thing to do is start paying minimums only on your credit cards... if you are already doing that, you are fucked, LOL.

what do you think most peoples credit card minimum is? wonder if there was a way to tie that into a porn membership. like pay $60 a month for porn and we would pay $30 a month towards there credit card as long as they remain a member.

Just brain storming

starpimps 09-09-2008 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAwesome (Post 14731293)
the phone so collections stop calling

lol nice

RogerV 09-09-2008 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAwesome (Post 14731293)
the phone so collections stop calling

LMAO :1orglaugh good one

Cyndalie 09-09-2008 07:11 PM

home phone would be second if you have a cell

RogerV 09-09-2008 07:20 PM

any ideas on how to make a porn membership more of a priority? since we all know free porn and tubes arnt going anywhere.

maybe charge more for a porn membership and pay there cable bill or something?

bashbug 09-09-2008 07:27 PM

Roger you gonna cancel your utils so you can pay your affils now?

Kard63 09-09-2008 07:34 PM

Where is 'girlfriend' ? That one costs the most and offers the least return.

RogerV 09-09-2008 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bashbug (Post 14731357)
Roger you gonna cancel your utils so you can pay your affils now?

what are you talking about. I always pay affiliates

why did I not pay you?

marketsmart 09-09-2008 07:35 PM

i would cut down on hookers... maybe less than 12 a month if things got real desperate..

RogerV 09-09-2008 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kard63 (Post 14731373)
Where is 'girlfriend' ? That one costs the most and offers the least return.

no shit lol:1orglaugh

Spunky 09-09-2008 07:40 PM

Probably the land line and just keep the cell

brand0n 09-09-2008 07:50 PM

Showtime, its bit really worth a fuck.

Hbo and cinamax ftw.

klaze 09-09-2008 07:55 PM

I dont have any bills that I can cancel.. I am tied into contracts and I am very anal and tight with my money.

marketsmart 09-09-2008 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klaze (Post 14731435)
I dont have any bills that I can cancel.. I am tied into contracts and I am very anal and tight with my money.

you used "tight" and "anal" in the same sentence... :1orglaugh

Jarmusch 09-09-2008 08:09 PM

wow look at all the surfers who would cancel their porn memberships!

After Shock Media 09-09-2008 08:46 PM

Had to go with porn as the closest thing to food on the list was beer so I made mental adjustment and turned beer into food instead (it is a valid option and should of been there).

I do not have a college tuition, so well yup that would leave porn or entertainment first.

tony286 09-09-2008 08:49 PM

you dont need new fresh porn to jack off. You dont even need porn, just an imagination and some lotion.

nearnow 09-09-2008 08:53 PM

cell bill

DefaultMan 09-09-2008 08:55 PM

I'd cut the home phone bill and keep the cell.

fallenmuffin 09-09-2008 09:00 PM

Probably my Sirius subscriptions...and I'd probably start buying food in bulk at Sam's

klaze 09-09-2008 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin (Post 14731663)
Probably my Sirius subscriptions...and I'd probably start buying food in bulk at Sam's

I was thinkin... hmm maybe i'd cancel my XM radio service.. but thats only $12 a month..

That aint goin to help heh..

Mr Pheer 09-09-2008 09:07 PM

I'd cancel my directv since i dont watch tv anyway

sortie 09-09-2008 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV (Post 14731239)
Most people pay for porn on an impulse buy and cancel before the trial or soon as they get there bill. whats a good way to add more value so they view it as a cable bill or something?

Put nicotine in the videos because a smoker would cancel all that shit above and keep
smoking. :2 cents:


Puff.


:Oh crap

Trixie 09-09-2008 09:10 PM

Sure, people will CANCEL their memberships, but money being tight doesn't stop them from JOINING initially if the site is seductive enough. Rebills might go down, but even if there's a little room left on the CCs they will still join.

Impulse buys are made with complete disregard for budgets.

Trixie 09-09-2008 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV (Post 14731239)
whats the first bill you would cancel or not pay if strapped for money?
Most people pay for porn on an impulse buy and cancel before the trial or soon as they get there bill. whats a good way to add more value so they view it as a cable bill or something?

If you're a sponsor, don't offer trials, for one thing.

You can make them view it as a utility bill if you present personality-driven indie sites as what they are: real people trying to earn a living to pay THEIR utilities. Make them feel personally invested in the "model's" life and care about that person who has student loans to pay, a car that breaks down, not enough money to buy fetish attire for her next shoot, vibrator crapped out, needs a faster computer to process higher-quality videos, etc.

96ukssob 09-09-2008 09:19 PM

Health insurance bill for sure. that sucker is like $120 bucks a month now... funny how just 6 months ago it was only $79 :mad:

Actually, I think im going to cancel it tomorrow and pick a different provider

After Shock Media 09-09-2008 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 14731706)
Health insurance bill for sure. that sucker is like $120 bucks a month now... funny how just 6 months ago it was only $79 :mad:

Actually, I think im going to cancel it tomorrow and pick a different provider

You may want to reverse that statement. :2 cents:

D Ghost 09-09-2008 09:52 PM

who has a home phone lol

baddog 09-09-2008 09:59 PM

Internet

RogerV 09-09-2008 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trixie (Post 14731683)
Sure, people will CANCEL their memberships, but money being tight doesn't stop them from JOINING initially if the site is seductive enough. Rebills might go down, but even if there's a little room left on the CCs they will still join.

Impulse buys are made with complete disregard for budgets.

you just gave me a few good ideas thanks:winkwink:

Trixie 09-09-2008 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV (Post 14731986)
you just gave me a few good ideas thanks:winkwink:

Like raise prices instead of lowering them? :thumbsup

Sarah_Jayne 09-10-2008 12:32 AM

Cable..when my husband died and I thought everything would fall around me it was the first bill I called and canceled...and then hooked back up when I knew I would be okay.

CaptainHowdy 09-10-2008 12:33 AM

Beer definetively ...

mrwilson 09-10-2008 12:42 AM

The tv and extras would be first, never fuck all on worth watching and half of it is repeated shit.
Another bonus of living in the UK i guess.


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