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DarkJedi 09-11-2008 11:14 AM

Here's why I don't use the urinal in a public rest room.
 
You're defenseless. There you are, literally with your dick in your hand, facing the wall - any old whackjob can walk up right behind you you, stick a knife in your back and steal your wallet.

What are you going to do? Piss on him?

headless ghost 09-11-2008 11:16 AM

I thought it was because you don't like to pee uphill.

AaronM 09-11-2008 11:16 AM

Most likely turn around and put a bullet in his head.

eroticsexxx 09-11-2008 01:49 PM

Defenseless?

I'd think not.

Even a man with a knife would hesitate when threatened with being pissed on. What's better is that the initial hesitation would allow you time to wrestle away the knife from the attacker while simultaneously pissing on them.

Double whammy.

Scott McD 09-11-2008 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 14739797)
You're defenseless. There you are, literally with your dick in your hand, facing the wall -

What are you going to do?

Ask him for a handjob...

GTS Mark 09-11-2008 01:53 PM

See it's not so bad to have your own piss on yourself, it would be worse if someone else pissed on you. LOL!

borked 09-11-2008 02:01 PM

You guys live in too dangerous environment if that's why you won't take a piss at a public urinal :2 cents:

mynameisjim 09-11-2008 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by borked (Post 14740714)
You guys live in too dangerous environment if that's why you won't take a piss at a public urinal :2 cents:

That's what I was going to say. Where are you stopping to piss if you are afraid of being stabbed in the back?

Or just go prison style and put some magazines under your shirt.

notime 09-11-2008 02:10 PM

I'd say; "You can have it, but just let me finish pissing first"
and then beat the fucker up or just give the wallet depending how big the dude is

gornyhuy 09-11-2008 02:11 PM

Just turn around really quickly and hit him in the head with your cock, knocking him senseless.

Of course, if he's good, he'll do a cock block.

Kudles 09-11-2008 02:14 PM

get over it

Klen 09-12-2008 08:06 AM

Defenseless?There is no strong weapon as penis :D :D :D :D

Eriic 09-12-2008 08:14 AM

Davey Jones don't use urinals cause he doesn't have any balls.......

TheDoc 09-12-2008 08:15 AM

I don't piss in urinals. Problem solved.

Enemator 09-12-2008 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davey Jones (Post 14739797)
You're defenseless. There you are, literally with your dick in your hand, facing the wall - any old whackjob can walk up right behind you you, stick a knife in your back and steal your wallet.

What are you going to do? Piss on him?

It must suck to be so frekking paranoid.

How do you manage to live? By living in your parents basement and ordering supplies online and using your mom as a buffer to get the stuff from the delivery man?

How can you ever be sure your dad isn't poisening you? :uhoh

scottybuzz 09-12-2008 08:26 AM

I just go to the disabled toilets. Hardly noone uses them.

Klen 09-12-2008 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 14744866)
I just go to the disabled toilets. Hardly noone uses them.

I didnt know you are disabled :1orglaugh

tranza 09-12-2008 09:14 AM

Hahaha...nice point of view!

BradM 09-12-2008 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroticsexxx (Post 14740635)
Double whammy.

http://www.evolvedgames.com/images/cover-dreddA.jpg

BVF 09-12-2008 09:16 AM

Those Ukranian Gangsters in the ghetto are hardcore.....Move.....Because I KNOW that you wouldn't live around black people who could shank you....So why waste time living around WHITE hoodlums who could shank you?

scottybuzz 09-12-2008 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 14745006)
I didnt know you are disabled :1orglaugh

I'm not :1orglaugh

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-12-2008 09:20 AM

LOL DJ, you make me laugh man.

2012 09-12-2008 09:24 AM

and here I thought I was paranoid ... :Oh crap

WarChild 09-12-2008 09:26 AM

Always be aware of what's going on around you. Nodbody "sneaks up" on me, anywhere.


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