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Here's why I don't use the urinal in a public rest room.
You're defenseless. There you are, literally with your dick in your hand, facing the wall - any old whackjob can walk up right behind you you, stick a knife in your back and steal your wallet.
What are you going to do? Piss on him? |
I thought it was because you don't like to pee uphill.
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Most likely turn around and put a bullet in his head.
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Defenseless?
I'd think not. Even a man with a knife would hesitate when threatened with being pissed on. What's better is that the initial hesitation would allow you time to wrestle away the knife from the attacker while simultaneously pissing on them. Double whammy. |
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See it's not so bad to have your own piss on yourself, it would be worse if someone else pissed on you. LOL!
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You guys live in too dangerous environment if that's why you won't take a piss at a public urinal :2 cents:
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Or just go prison style and put some magazines under your shirt. |
I'd say; "You can have it, but just let me finish pissing first"
and then beat the fucker up or just give the wallet depending how big the dude is |
Just turn around really quickly and hit him in the head with your cock, knocking him senseless.
Of course, if he's good, he'll do a cock block. |
get over it
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Defenseless?There is no strong weapon as penis :D :D :D :D
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Davey Jones don't use urinals cause he doesn't have any balls.......
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I don't piss in urinals. Problem solved.
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How do you manage to live? By living in your parents basement and ordering supplies online and using your mom as a buffer to get the stuff from the delivery man? How can you ever be sure your dad isn't poisening you? :uhoh |
I just go to the disabled toilets. Hardly noone uses them.
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Hahaha...nice point of view!
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Those Ukranian Gangsters in the ghetto are hardcore.....Move.....Because I KNOW that you wouldn't live around black people who could shank you....So why waste time living around WHITE hoodlums who could shank you?
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LOL DJ, you make me laugh man.
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and here I thought I was paranoid ... :Oh crap
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Always be aware of what's going on around you. Nodbody "sneaks up" on me, anywhere.
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