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DarkJedi 09-14-2008 10:59 AM
When blind people take a dump, how do they know when to finish wiping?
 
:helpme :Oh crap

Deej 09-14-2008 11:00 AM
im more concerned about obese people...

L-Pink 09-14-2008 11:00 AM
Their fingers taste clean?

IllTestYourGirls 09-14-2008 11:00 AM
taste? :disgust

DarkJedi 09-14-2008 11:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 14754425)
Their fingers taste clean?
Oh Snap!

:1orglaugh

Jens Van Assterdam 09-14-2008 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 14754425)
Their fingers taste clean?
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 09-14-2008 11:12 AM
I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.

Iron Fist 09-14-2008 11:14 AM
They don't eat enough to poop.

GirlsOnYou 09-14-2008 11:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Right (Post 14754519)
I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.
:1orglaugh

MBS Auto 09-14-2008 11:17 AM
this is a sick topic...

skinnay 09-14-2008 11:24 AM
As long as all the major chunks are out of the hair I'm good to go.

skinnay 09-14-2008 11:24 AM
oh, blind people whoops :)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-14-2008 11:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Right (Post 14754519)
I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.
:eek7 :eek7 :eek7

DefaultMan 09-14-2008 11:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Right (Post 14754519)
I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

CurrentlySober 09-14-2008 11:40 AM
Thats an easy one...

Their guide dog stops licking...

Just like in much the same way that they know when its time to land, and too tuck and roll, when skydiving...

The leash goes slack...

Malicious Biz 09-14-2008 11:47 AM
I have no idea but that is one intriguing question.

aico 09-14-2008 11:53 AM
where to you think the phrase "I can't see shit" comes from?

marketsmart 09-14-2008 11:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Right (Post 14754519)
I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.
do you have a phd in poo? you seem to have this topic mastered... :thumbsup

Bojangles 09-14-2008 12:09 PM
:1orglaugh

SexualDragon 09-14-2008 12:10 PM
They have a standard 10 wipe method. No more, No less

CurrentlySober 09-14-2008 12:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 14754711)
do you have a phd in poo? you seem to have this topic mastered... :thumbsup

Shhhh Dont blow my 'FakeNic' !!!

CaptainHowdy 09-14-2008 12:19 PM
When the smell subsides I guess...

jpwhits 09-14-2008 12:22 PM
When the seeing eye dog stops licking.

Persius 09-14-2008 12:27 PM
Use 2 wet wipes and you'll be good to go

aico 09-14-2008 01:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jpwhits (Post 14754895)
When the seeing eye dog stops licking.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

VeriSexy 09-14-2008 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Right (Post 14754519)
I surmise they use probability based on how the fecal matter exited their anusus.

One can usually sense a creamy bowel movement with plenty of broken chains and hangers-on that require copius wiping. If your first wipe was uncharacteristically slippery and doubles the foul odor in the air, it's safe to say there's much more wiping needed. Best to keep doing so until the tissue feels like sandpaper, and then follow with a shower.

On the other hand, if one practices a high-fibre diet, bowel movements are frequently swift, clean and precise; like a special operations team storming an oil rig taken over by terrorists. In this case, it's often enough to do three conventional wipes along with an insertion wipe, which consists of wrapping your index finger with paper and inserting said finger into the anus and wiping in cirucular motions as if you were trying to get the last tasty morsel of peanut butter from the jar.

Blind people are resilient, and so I have no doubt that the fecal business is handled just as well, if not better, than their sighted brethren.
well there you have it

bobby666 09-14-2008 01:56 PM
they'll smell on their paper

Manowar 09-14-2008 01:58 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 14754425)
Their fingers taste clean?

Tjeezers 09-14-2008 04:03 PM
when the paper slips, it is still not clean
when it slows down and you feel a burning sensation, your safe to pull up your tight panties


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