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Some facts about Ron Paul you may not know.. LOL
* Ron Paul's tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries.
* Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the * call of freedom. * Ron Paul blew up both Death Stars, but the media spun the facts in favor of Luke and Lando. * Ron Paul is fighting a battle of ideas against unarmed opponents. * Ron Paul is an anagram for "Our Plan". * Ron Paul taught Yoda how to use the force. * Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands. * Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?" * Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates. * Ron Paul got an email telling him he won $475 million in the Nigerian Lottery, responded, and got his check in two days. * If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1". * Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights. * The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it. * Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the "pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him. * Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out. * Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional. * Ron Paul declared war on the war on drugs. * Ron Paul can turn water into the American Flag. * Ron Paul wasn't born. He liberated himself from the womb. * Ron Paul let the dogs out. They were being held without due process. * Ron Paul knows dozens of words that rhyme with "orange". * When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the bed for Ron Paul. * Ron Paul was the OB that Delivered Chuck Norris. * Ron Paul can recite pi to 1776 decimal places. * Chuck Norris was a Liberal until Ron Paul kicked some sense into him. * Ron Paul defies the Laws of (Political) Science! * In Braveheart, Mel Gibson was originally supposed to scream "RON PAUL!" however, it was changed to just "Freedom!" for legal reasons. * Hannibal Lecter is not interested in Ron Paul's liver. He would, however, like to know more about Ron Paul's plan to abolish the IRS. * Ron Paul hates Raymond. * ...and on the seventh day, Ron Paul said "I'll take it from here." * The sun will go blind if it stares at Ron Paul. * Ron Paul splits atoms....with a butterknife. * Ron Paul once held a Congressional inquiry regarding the 2000 budget. There were no survivors. * At sporting events, most people stand during the Star-Spangled Banner. Ron Paul levitates. * Ron Paul's car doesn't turn left. * When the Moon looks down at the Earth - the moon sees Ron Paul! * Ron Paul is the only political virgin in the U.S. Congress; he's never screwed America. * Superheroes fantasize about becoming Ron Paul. * If you spell Ron Paul backwards, you get the Constitution. * The Ark of the Covenant does not contain the 10 Commandments. It contains Ron Paul's birth certificate. * Ron Paul doesn't masturbate, but if he did it would be to the constitution. |
Pretty funny. Lucky for us people are starting to listen to the man.
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Hahaha, that's very funny!
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i wonder why his car does not turn left?
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That is funny :-) Ron is a good man.
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Who is more looney the guy that supports Ron Paul or the guy who takes the time to right a funny list about Ron Paul? Funny shit though.
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Hey since you are a Ron Paul expert of some sort, and following him close, I was wondering if he will be on any ballots under 3rd party i haven't seen anything about it, but i can't see why not, unless it is too late, I am in PA will have to check, I can not vote obama or mcain they both suck ass, so if it is still possible to write in ron on an electronic voting machine i guess i will do that just to say i voted :) |
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Is there really a point in voting for someone that isn't getting the enormous buzz like McCain/Obama? I mean, I would have voted for Ron also but.. get real. (no offense)
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Perhaps with enough votes people will start noticing other options. Anyhell - while a vote for a black sheep may seem like a waste, I feel that if you do not vote at all, you have not earned the right to complain. |
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