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Jakez 09-22-2008 08:16 AM

Some facts about Ron Paul you may not know.. LOL
 
* Ron Paul's tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries.
* Ron Paul has no alarm clock, but instead wakes every morning to the
* call of freedom.
* Ron Paul blew up both Death Stars, but the media spun the facts
in favor of Luke and Lando.
* Ron Paul is fighting a battle of ideas against unarmed opponents.
* Ron Paul is an anagram for "Our Plan".
* Ron Paul taught Yoda how to use the force.
* Ron Paul doesn't cut taxes. He kills them with his bare hands.
* Jesus wears a wrist band that says "What Would Ron Paul Do?"
* Ron Paul doesn't sleep. He deliberates.
* Ron Paul got an email telling him he won $475 million in the
Nigerian Lottery, responded, and got his check in two days.
* If Ron Paul had lived in Sparta, the movie would have been called "1".
* Ron Paul doesn't go the gym. He stays fit by exercising his civil rights.
* The Pentagon once had 6 sides...until Ron Paul got his hands on it.
* Ron Paul has been shot at more than a dozen times, but the
"pro- 2nd Amendment" bullets refuse to harm him.
* Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The lie detector tapped out.
* Ron Paul can fly, but doesn't because its unconsitutional.
* Ron Paul declared war on the war on drugs.
* Ron Paul can turn water into the American Flag.
* Ron Paul wasn't born. He liberated himself from the womb.
* Ron Paul let the dogs out. They were being held without due process.
* Ron Paul knows dozens of words that rhyme with "orange".
* When fascism goes to sleep at night, it checks under the
bed for Ron Paul.
* Ron Paul was the OB that Delivered Chuck Norris.
* Ron Paul can recite pi to 1776 decimal places.
* Chuck Norris was a Liberal until Ron Paul kicked some
sense into him.
* Ron Paul defies the Laws of (Political) Science!
* In Braveheart, Mel Gibson was originally supposed to
scream "RON PAUL!" however, it was changed to just "Freedom!" for legal reasons.
* Hannibal Lecter is not interested in Ron Paul's liver.
He would, however, like to know more about Ron Paul's plan to abolish the IRS.
* Ron Paul hates Raymond.
* ...and on the seventh day, Ron Paul said "I'll take it from here."
* The sun will go blind if it stares at Ron Paul.
* Ron Paul splits atoms....with a butterknife.
* Ron Paul once held a Congressional inquiry regarding the
2000 budget. There were no survivors.
* At sporting events, most people stand during the Star-Spangled Banner. Ron Paul levitates.
* Ron Paul's car doesn't turn left.
* When the Moon looks down at the Earth - the moon sees Ron Paul!
* Ron Paul is the only political virgin in the U.S. Congress;
he's never screwed America.
* Superheroes fantasize about becoming Ron Paul.
* If you spell Ron Paul backwards, you get the Constitution.
* The Ark of the Covenant does not contain the 10 Commandments.
It contains Ron Paul's birth certificate.
* Ron Paul doesn't masturbate, but if he did it would be to
the constitution.

IllTestYourGirls 09-22-2008 08:34 AM

Pretty funny. Lucky for us people are starting to listen to the man.

A-n-D-r-E-S 09-22-2008 08:37 AM

Hahaha, that's very funny!

sltr 09-22-2008 08:41 AM

i wonder why his car does not turn left?

Lycanthrope 09-22-2008 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by sltr (Post 14787098)
i wonder why his car does not turn left?

He is probably anti NASCAR. Which is reason enough to vote for him.

sltr 09-22-2008 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope (Post 14787143)
He is probably anti NASCAR. Which is reason enough to vote for him.

ZING!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mikeyddddd 09-22-2008 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 14786989)
* Ron Paul doesn't masturbate, but if he did it would be to
the constitution.


The Duck 09-22-2008 09:38 AM

That is funny :-) Ron is a good man.

The Duck 09-22-2008 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 14787296)

Holy shit I LOLD. Can you do something with my avatar? :1orglaugh

notoldschool 09-22-2008 09:41 AM

Who is more looney the guy that supports Ron Paul or the guy who takes the time to right a funny list about Ron Paul? Funny shit though.

mikeyddddd 09-22-2008 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah (Post 14787313)
Holy shit I LOLD. Can you do something with my avatar? :1orglaugh


babymaker 09-22-2008 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notoldschool (Post 14787320)
Who is more looney the guy that supports Ron Paul or the guy who takes the time to right a funny list about Ron Paul? Funny shit though.


Hey since you are a Ron Paul expert of some sort, and following him close, I was wondering if he will be on any ballots under 3rd party i haven't seen anything about it, but i can't see why not, unless it is too late, I am in PA will have to check, I can not vote obama or mcain they both suck ass, so if it is still possible to write in ron on an electronic voting machine i guess i will do that just to say i voted :)

notoldschool 09-22-2008 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by babymaker (Post 14787899)
Hey since you are a Ron Paul expert of some sort, and following him close, I was wondering if he will be on any ballots under 3rd party i haven't seen anything about it, but i can't see why not, unless it is too late, I am in PA will have to check, I can not vote obama or mcain they both suck ass, so if it is still possible to write in ron on an electronic voting machine i guess i will do that just to say i voted :)

Not an expert by any means but looks like he wont be on the ballot. Barr was trying to get him to be his running mate but i dont think thats happening.

Jakez 09-22-2008 01:30 PM

Is there really a point in voting for someone that isn't getting the enormous buzz like McCain/Obama? I mean, I would have voted for Ron also but.. get real. (no offense)

Lycanthrope 09-22-2008 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 14788375)
Is there really a point in voting for someone that isn't getting the enormous buzz like McCain/Obama? I mean, I would have voted for Ron also but.. get real. (no offense)

If nothing else, voting gives you the right to bitch.

Perhaps with enough votes people will start noticing other options.

Anyhell - while a vote for a black sheep may seem like a waste, I feel that if you do not vote at all, you have not earned the right to complain.

Jakez 09-22-2008 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Lycanthrope (Post 14788689)
If nothing else, voting gives you the right to bitch.

Perhaps with enough votes people will start noticing other options.

Anyhell - while a vote for a black sheep may seem like a waste, I feel that if you do not vote at all, you have not earned the right to complain.

Do you really think YOUR vote matters? When they have all these commercials and shit on TV telling people to get out and vote.. they are just completely wasting their time and money IMO, unless they're specifically saying get out and vote for X person. If you get 100,000 extra people to vote, that's just 100,000 extra votes SPREAD ACROSS THE CANDIDATES. Each candidate is most likely still going to have the same lead over the other whether those 100,000 vote or not. Get it? Fuck voting we're screwed no matter what.


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