Killer Idea That Will Take Down Every Tube Site!!
 

Every time you jerk off to a nice 25 minute free video, blow your load about 2 minutes and then let the rest of the video play while you get a snack or go to sleep.

I know it doesn't sound like much, but if we had millions of people doing it every day their bandwidth bill would would go through the roof and they would have to find a new business model.

Hell, I a doing it to pornhub right now!

Good night ya'll!

viable plausibility

Didn´t someone wrote a script to load a proxy batch and stream a bunch of videos in a loop?

If someone needs proxies.. let me know :)

some nasty antitube spyware should do the trick and redirect all traffic to google :)

hahahaha

Instead of trying to take them down, why not apply that energy and time towards adapting to thier game or coming up with something better?

Personaly I dont care about tube sites, I do my own thing.

Burning down the house. Then building another is all that happens:/

Just build a trojan that loads and plays their videos in the background burning up their BW.

:winkwink:

There was a group of people that developed some kind of application that would allow them to play a video on youtube every 60 seconds all day long. Once started it would play the video over and over every minute until you shut it down. They used it to get a video to the top of the most viewed list. I would imagine if someone did that with some big tube and they had a 25 minute video that got 90 million "bot" views with no revenue from it that might hurt them.

I have a better plan...

First, we get a bunch of those plastic knives, you know, just in case there are metal detectors. Then we get a dog. Not like some Lassie motherfucker, but an old hound dog with one leg, one eye, and half of its tail missing. With duct tape, we attach those plastic knives to the dog so it's like a one-eyed, three-legged porcupine of fucking doom! Next, we need a car. Something sporty, but practical. Like a '99 Chevy Cavalier, but with rims nigga because when we're at a stop light it should look like we're still rolling. Chickenheads love that shit! Ok, so anyway, next we need to get rubber bands and paper clips. MacGuyver always had that shit laying around he was making atomic bombs with them. Now we tie up all those rubber-band together to make one giant band, and weld the paper clips together to make a big Y-shaped structure that we attach the giant rubber band to, effectively creating a giant slingshot. We put the porcupine pooch into that bitch, and using the car to pull the band back as far as it can go, we launch that kooky canine at Steve Johnson's house because that cocksucker used to call me "Fatty McButterpants" in high school. That'll teach those tube sites.

what do you do?

embedding youtube / megarotic videos is super easy...

Ya... but theres a script you put on your server, load a proxy.txt and the script loads a bunch of videos with all proxies in a loop until you stop it. That makes it a ziiiiiilioooooon times more effective then loading vids manually. :upsidedow

Yes that pretty much what I was talking about, but it would have to have many IP addresses other wise they would just block you hence the reason I suggest a Trojan of some sort.

Not that I condone spyware or trojans but yea know if you are targeting people that are stealing your product, are you really doing anything morally wrong? It's one of those chicken or egg questions.

You could hit the thieves from both ends of the stick. You could upload the tojan to torrent sites and have it infect people who steal your content. Then it would connect to various tube sites and burn their BW in the back ground.

At that point the only innocent victim would be the infected user's ISP, as you would be affecting their network traffic. The tube site owner and the person who D/Led the infected torret would be guilty of theft so fuck em.

However if that user is on Comcast you would get them kicked off their service in less than a month because of Comcast's new capping limits..

fuck it you know, maybe it's time to play hard ball..

What if someone wrote some software like Zango has, when the surfer hits "redtube.com" or other sites that show full videos, they get redirected to another site. Just a though.

And whats your plan to infect those "handful of" users?

By making a tube site, obviously.

sounds like things are getting very desperate if people have time to do this type of shit LOL

Haha yeah.. go buy some TEVS konrad!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh yeah

I've never done mgp, tgp, or anything else that these tubes sites are stealing traffic from

hehe just redirect their searches to gay porn.. if they happen to be looking for gay porn send them to bbw or something. :1orglaugh

No... you got me wrong. I was asking how he wants to infect all those tube surfers? Thats not done in a day.. :2 cents:

I'm all for getting rid of those bastards. Give me the script, I'll load it to my server and let it run until next year.

Ewww.. you jerk off and then eat?? Yuck. Hope you washed.

:)

There was idea by certain person who said how all chinese traffic on tube sites should be redirected to redtube.Not a bad idea.

extra sauce lol

Wasn't a PLAN. Can you see at the end of my post "Just a though". :thumbsup

I don't want there shit traffic nor do I need it. My SE traffic is gold and im quite happy with low traffic - high sales. :2 cents:

Oh! and before I forget. Buy TEVS Konrad. :D

Who cares about stealing traffic, they are reducing overall sales and in most cases using others copyrighted content.

congrats on the idea :)

You can download such scripts on the torrents, im testing one now on snizzshare.com seems to be working :thumbsup

OK now this is an idea i can get behind that shit is fucking funny.

Or redirect all google traffic to tubesh!tes. That would do the job :)

Or just upload 68 hour movie with none content just staritng with favourite spam:

If You don't see whole movie and You don't upload it to as many tubesites as possible, You'll die in 3 days.

And just few retards that believs such stuff will take them down :D

If you get traffic from google, you are effected. Just look at where a lot of the best keywords end up.

i agree.

He doesn't need to add salt :) Win-win situation! :thumbsup

or....

find host that doesn't count incoming bandwidth, gather a big ass list of video IDs, then write a php script to download them all in a loop... just save them in /dev/null and its no problem and doesn't create much load either. ;)

we could keep stats and gives prizes?

Doesnt need to be special spyware,just active-x which will add lines to hosts file of windows(putting redtube.com and ip adress of google.com)

mmmmmmmmmmm

Lots of good stuff on tubes lately, click the pic for the last episode of the monsterbananaorgy, I am kind of interested how that's going to end up.

http://www.fletchxxx.com/images/claire-cock.jpg

(c) Fletch XXX

Porntube Seti :1orglaugh

No need to fuck with snizzshare, there's not a video over 5 minutes on the whole site:
http://www.alexa.com/data/details/tr...snizzshare.com

As is reflected in it's lack of growth.

Go fight the real crime: Training surfers to think internet porn content is free.

You want to damage big tubes because you dont agree with them, what if someone doesnt agree with snizzshare its fair game to fuck with your site as well? Someone may think your 3 minute videos are to long and you are damaging the industry because all there videos are 30 seconds... If everyone starts fucking with every site they dont agree with the internet would be a mess.

If these big tubes are really breaking the law then deal with them legally.

wouldnt iframes loaded with 100 movies do this type of thing?

LOL no need to cput ? on there, thats why i put my name on the image ;)

ok... back to reality....

none of you are going to do anything except continue to talk about it here.... :2 cents:

People,people,people....Relax!

You forget that tube sites are run by adult industry insiders. Just leave them alone and they'll fuck up their own gravy train all by themselves.

I send my traffic to the programs that paid for them. Whacked ass tube sites just post free videos and don't give credit where credit is due.

If you can blow your load on 12 second clips, think of all that extra time then!