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WIFE BEATERS - advice needed
How do you start?
Do you just wake up one day and start the wife beating, or fly off the handle one day, and get such a kick out of it, keep on doing it? Did you start after you were married or before? |
After. If they have even half a brain they wont marry you if you kick the living shit out of them before you propose.
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A how-to thread!
See? And people say there are no useful threads on GFY anymore. :D |
lmfao...
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Wife beaters on girls are sexy!!!
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g1...c/DSC00710.jpg Oh are we talking about tshirts??? |
What did the woman do as soon as she got home from the wife beating crisis centre?
The dishes, if she knew what's good for her. |
hmmm....
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice already! |
Keyboard warriors unite!
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angry sex never hurt anyone!
well.. much |
i feel bad for saying this but..........
this is the funniest fucking thread i have read in over a week at least |
that was my intention pussycat :)
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Peter, Peter wife beater
Had a wife and used to beat her, 'Till she shot him with a shot gun shell, And sent that bastard straight to hell. Then she sold the movie rights. It's now a mini series on Tuesday nights. |
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit, he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this, she lets out a sigh.
The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from her, so the doctor suggests the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn't want the man to be embarrassed. The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead. The doctor asks what happen to which the man replies: "She choked." |
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Great pic supzdotcom - my new avatar, thanks!
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220 potential wife beaters.
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we need more instructions !
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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh that's funny |
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I got it from a friend of mine. She works at a crisis centre for beaten women in Kalgoorlie, Western Australia. She has a very warped sense of humour.
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There is a muslim saying about wife beating that goes along the lines.
Beat your wife everyday. If you don't know why. She does... |
What's strong enough for a man, but made a for a woman?
The back of my hand! |
And then there are those who elevate wife beating to a fine art.
http://mediaoutrage.files.wordpress....uffs_1_1_1.jpg |
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I saw a commercial that said if you smoke cigarettes you're less likely to beat your wife.
Truth |
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No idea what makes a man hit a woman. I would never hit my girlfriend no matter how angry I was. I don't tend to get angry with her tho and she doesn't get angry with me much.. .Only if I leave dirty washing lying around :P
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I wouldn't either Ross, but there are times she drives me up the damn wall.
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No mention of OJ would be complete without a pic of Nicole's pad in Brentwood:
http://www.hollywoodusa.co.uk/images/nicolesbody.jpg That mofo OJ got away with murder. :mad: |
I still don't understand how he managed to get away with it.
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There's nothing wrong with beating your wife as long as you don't use a stick that is great in diameter than 1 inch, the Koran told me so.
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Did you know if you type "wife beating jokes" into Google you will get 20+ pages of fake outrage over some stupid joke John McCain made? When did the world get so fucking lame? That being said...
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? HIT HER! Loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. http://feministing.com/imageStorage/concreteDVad.JPG |
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