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cherrylula 09-28-2008 08:27 AM

I just ordered a pizza and answered the door naked (pic)
 
I got a discount and he gave me free hotwings... man I gotta do this more often.

http://www.junkfoodnews.net/Brooklyn...Pizza-712w.jpg

are you hungry now?

CDSmith 09-28-2008 08:32 AM

Got yourself a big sausage pizza did you?

Oracle Porn 09-28-2008 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14817575)
Got yourself a big sausage pizza did you?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Manowar 09-28-2008 08:40 AM

he wouldn't have hotwings, he's a delivery driver

they would have made those back at the place if you were getting them.

;)

camperjohn64 09-28-2008 08:44 AM

If I did that, I would have to pay extra...

gornyhuy 09-28-2008 08:59 AM

Cherry this thread is useless without REAL pics. Damnit. :disgust

cherrylula 09-28-2008 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14817575)
Got yourself a big sausage pizza did you?

There was so much sausage, I couldn't even fit it all in my mouth.

I gagged, and ended up with cheese dripping off my chin. :1orglaugh

it was delicious!

cherrylula 09-28-2008 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar (Post 14817599)
he wouldn't have hotwings, he's a delivery driver

they would have made those back at the place if you were getting them.

;)

oh I promise you, the wing was hot!

there was only one in the box, he had been saving it for me. :1orglaugh

sortie 09-28-2008 09:46 AM

I would believe you if you did it but you didn't. So stop.

Violetta 09-28-2008 09:49 AM

I just ate mcdonalds... :(

Marky333 09-28-2008 09:51 AM

That's just a lie. I don't believe such things without some striking proof.

man blast in your face 09-28-2008 09:55 AM

I saw it myself! Here is a pic-

http://www.rexmag.com/images/updates...sage-pizza.jpg

seeandsee 09-28-2008 10:08 AM

'l do it :)

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-28-2008 10:13 AM

You're a dirty whore, I can tell by reading this thread... Let me see yo titties!

bobby666 09-28-2008 10:13 AM

yes i am also hungry now :(

CaptainHowdy 09-28-2008 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14817575)
Got yourself a big sausage pizza did you?

:1orglaugh ...

BusterBunny 09-28-2008 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockatansky (Post 14817738)
I just ate mcdonalds... :(

i just had mcdonalds but i didn't eat it:winkwink:

Strickie 09-28-2008 12:13 PM

Those are big pepperonis

Mark Kickass 09-28-2008 12:40 PM

As Chris Rock says in his new special: "Pussy is like Visa. It's accepted everywhere!"

Bojangles 09-28-2008 12:44 PM

yummmmmmmmy

CDSmith 09-28-2008 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 14817675)
There was so much sausage, I couldn't even fit it all in my mouth.

I gagged, and ended up with cheese dripping off my chin. :1orglaugh

it was delicious!

Nice.

Did any spill off your chin and onto your tits?

cherrylula 09-28-2008 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14818162)
Nice.

Did any spill off your chin and onto your tits?

yes and I had to take another hot soapy shower to wash it all off. :upsidedow

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-28-2008 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 14817992)
i just had mcdonalds but i didn't eat it:winkwink:

I'm about to go get some A&W

AMBURGERS AND WOOTBEER!!

tabasco 09-28-2008 03:19 PM

You got a discount? Big deal. When I answer the door naked I get it for free... they drop the box and run.

HomerSimpson 09-28-2008 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 14817608)
If I did that, I would have to pay extra...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SBJ 09-28-2008 03:52 PM

haha a few years ago I rented out part of my house as studio space and Gwen Diamond spent the night at my place to shoot 2 days.. well we ordered a pizza and it was her goal to answer the door in my robe and have it fall open as she grabbed the pizza. I had a video camera set up and everything but it turned out to be a girl pizza girl and she didn't do it :1orglaugh

donkevlar 09-28-2008 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi (Post 14818546)
haha a few years ago I rented out part of my house as studio space and Gwen Diamond spent the night at my place to shoot 2 days.. well we ordered a pizza and it was her goal to answer the door in my robe and have it fall open as she grabbed the pizza. I had a video camera set up and everything but it turned out to be a girl pizza girl and she didn't do it :1orglaugh

A girl pizza girl? I don't know what that is but it sounds delicious.

man blast in your face 09-28-2008 08:04 PM

Girl pizza girls are also well known hookers.

Word.

Spunky 09-28-2008 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 14818482)
You got a discount? Big deal. When I answer the door naked I get it for free... they drop the box and run.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

jonesonyou 09-28-2008 09:06 PM

Good story man

gimo33 09-29-2008 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 14818482)
You got a discount? Big deal. When I answer the door naked I get it for free... they drop the box and run.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RedShoe 09-29-2008 12:43 AM

he just happened to have hot wings in the car with him?

tranza 09-29-2008 07:57 AM

Hahaha...I wonder how he reacted to that!

nAtuRaLbEautY 09-29-2008 08:25 AM

We need some proof Cherry. :) and btw, you got me hungry. lolz!

pornguy 09-29-2008 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar (Post 14817599)
he wouldn't have hotwings, he's a delivery driver

they would have made those back at the place if you were getting them.

;)

Could have been carrying them for another delivery.

C-Luv 09-29-2008 08:43 AM

I love pizza

cherrylula 09-29-2008 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silent Bob Jedi (Post 14818546)
haha a few years ago I rented out part of my house as studio space and Gwen Diamond spent the night at my place to shoot 2 days.. well we ordered a pizza and it was her goal to answer the door in my robe and have it fall open as she grabbed the pizza. I had a video camera set up and everything but it turned out to be a girl pizza girl and she didn't do it :1orglaugh

that could have resulted in some mad lesbo pizza sex. :1orglaugh

they should do a "big roast beef pizza" site, cut a big slit in the middle, saucey faces and it would smell like anchovies.

the europeans would go crazy for a site like that.

cherrylula 09-29-2008 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 14819681)
he just happened to have hot wings in the car with him?

yeah Pizza Hut sells hotwings now. They have these little shops called "Wing Zone," and besides, just about every place you go to in the south has fried chicken of some kind.

There is a gas station chain here called "Brothers." They are open 24 hours, have cheap gas, and a big ass chicken fryer behind the counter. There are two lines: one for the gas and items, one for the chicken. They also accept food stamps. So you can walk there at like 4 am to get chicken and beer (you can freely buy alcohol 24/7 and walk around with it in public here). And believe me, that fryer never stops, like their business. Even if you just walk in the place for 45 seconds to pay for gas, you end up smelling like fried chicken all day. It will either repulse you, or make you hungry.

Down here an exciting new clothing store opens up, and closes in 6 months. A fried chicken delivery place opens, right next to tons of other chicken places, and the drive through is around the corner even when they market themselves as a delivery service. They run out of chicken even at the end of the night at Popeyes. Never enough fried chicken.

I can't go on enough about the popularity of fried chicken here. Looking to make some money down here? Fried chicken. Even better, fried chicken and gasoline. It's a win/win.

So yeah, hot wangs ain't no thang. :1orglaugh

cherrylula 09-29-2008 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by man blast in your face (Post 14819073)
Girl pizza girls are also well known hookers.

Word.

I've only heard of gay fedex guys with extra deliveries. :1orglaugh

Lykos 09-29-2008 10:28 AM

This thread is useless without your naked pic.


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