what was the best romantic line you ever heard -
 

this was written to me:

Each night I look at the calendar and think. Another day has gone by --
disappeared forever And I haven't made love to you. ~

lol good one :)

"For an extra twenty you can piss on me"

Mine was: "Your the first person I want to see every morning, and your the only person I want to see before I go to bed"

-Loki-

"Fuck the friendship, I have to feel you inside me. You can cum in my mouth if you want, but right now you have to fuck me!"

that's an ahhhhh moment
such goosebumps - love it!

hahah, i just lost a mouthful of coke to this one

dont know if that is romantic
but it sure has passion!!!!

My face is leaving now and I'd like you to be on it

;-)

unf unf unf.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme

Classic!

"We're a couple of Mavericks."
Sarah Palin

I tell you I love you every day for fear that tomorrow never comes.

Hilarious :1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

"I love anal."

is Daty included?

"Do you mind if I spit it on the floor?"

"suck me beautiful

Is there a keg in your pants? Cuz I want to tap that ass.

My all time fav is "Bend over, i promise to miss your heart"

oh that is so sweet

ohhh shitttt!!!!!!!!!!!

well there seems to be a few romantics here

"i want to suck your cock, i want to swallow, i want you to watch me go down on the woman of your choice, then i want you to fuck me in the ass... then i want to make you a sandwich and leave and never expect you to call me again"

she was such a sweetheart!

If I could just hear your pretty voice,
I don't think I need to see at all

Soft hair and a velvet tongue
I want to give you what you give to me
and every breath that is in your lungs
is a tiny little gift to me

- White Stripes

"I'll even give you a discount."

i can't tell you ocenia, i dont want any of the gfy chumps to use it on any of their girlz ! :winkwink:

eat me and i'll let you come in.. :)

oOOOoOoOOOOo that does sound naughty - can you whisper it in my ear

I must mate now

my favorite line has always been "god... you're so cute i bet you shit little pink cupcakes..." works best when completely plastered. sounds like something that would get you kicked in the nuts or slapped in the face, but you'd be surprised how many girls actually think it's funny...

"You can put it anywhere! " ... Wow.. now thats truly romantic!:thumbsup

It was the dedication note written by me on the thesis of my final project.

i'm going to treat your mouth, face, tits, and throat like a outright dirty fuckin whore

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Damn that's new to me and I love it.

I can make love up to one time a month!

"You are my happily ever after"...from my current boyfriend, it came along with an insanely sweet poem! :winkwink:

"Cum in my ass, I don't want a baby."

"It's OK, you don't have to use a rubber, I'm on the pull."

Runner up.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

"Scream and I'll kill you"

OK ... (for an extra twenty can i piss on you?)


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Sticks and Stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me lol

this thread reminds me of that song..... "We'll be wishing on the same star, looking at the same moon" .... llalaala ........ Good goosh these 80's romantic songs are getting to me at this time of night... I better listen to something else....

back to work.... lol

ohhh FA he sounds like a keeper!

"Hi, you'll do for tonight."

Marry her:thumbsup

True interactions in the 80's...


Her: What do you like in a girl?

Me: My dick.

Her reaction was..?