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Barefootsies 10-09-2008 01:46 PM

Need New Female Gift Ideas
 
I am running out of ideas for lady friends.

In the past year I have done/bought/spent the following.

1. 2 Coach Purses.
2. New shoes and boots.
3. Louis Vitan Purse (however it's spelled)
4. 2 Rings
5. 2 Necklaces
6. Vacation to Disney. Vacation to Mackinaw.
7. New clothes shopping spree.
8, Naked picture of polish_aristocrat

I am sure I am missing some things. But frankly, I am running out of dreamy shit to buy for da ladies. Any suggestions from the smallest, crafty ideas on a budget, to the toe curling, guaranteed night of salad tossing whoppers.

What have you done for your girl friends, wives, whatever?

Fire away.

:helpme:helpme

Intrinsic 10-09-2008 01:48 PM

grated parmesan cheese (the REAL stuff) on the ramen
best sex ever that night :thumbsup

Dafne 10-09-2008 01:52 PM

can I be you friend? :winkwink:

Barefootsies 10-09-2008 01:53 PM

Maybe a spa treatment?

Never bought one of those.

Barefootsies 10-09-2008 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mightydot (Post 14875695)
can I be you friend? :winkwink:

Start getting your toes sucked, and fucked, and do some salad tossing and you're in like flynn.
:winkwink:

Sly 10-09-2008 02:00 PM

Are you picking up ladies from www.wealthymen.com ?

Barefootsies 10-09-2008 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 14875733)
Are you picking up ladies from www.wealthymen.com ?

Nope.

From wealthyslyfromyappo.com
:winkwink:

beemk 10-09-2008 03:04 PM

buying girls gifts doesnt get you into their pants... it just makes you look like a chump, unless you're picking up hookers, in that case im sure they probably prefer cash.

Barefootsies 10-09-2008 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk (Post 14876267)
buying girls gifts doesnt get you into their pants... it just makes you look like a chump, unless you're picking up hookers, in that case im sure they probably prefer cash.

Getting in their pants is not an issue. Easily done. We are not teens anymore where you had to work for it.

I am saying is I am running out of ideas for gifts all the way around. Including birthdays, special occasions, and whatever.

Dafne 10-10-2008 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 14875691)
Maybe a spa treatment?

Never bought one of those.

That's a good one, but even better if you do it yourself...

Zayne E. 10-10-2008 10:40 AM

My girlfriend wants the bathroom floors tiled...

CaptainHowdy 10-10-2008 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 14875658)
8, Naked picture of polish_aristocrat

That's definetively original ...

Barefootsies 10-10-2008 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 14880041)
That's definetively original ...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:winkwink:

HorseShit 10-10-2008 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intrinsic (Post 14875666)
grated parmesan cheese (the REAL stuff) on the ramen
best sex ever that night :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

best post of the fucking day right there

BVF 10-10-2008 11:39 AM

Treating them to a spa treatment/massage

ali25extreme 10-10-2008 12:07 PM

What ever happened to walks on the beach, camping, and mountain climbing.
Take ball room dance classes and then go show off your moves at a great party.
Or you can cook her a nice dinner with a great bottle of wine.
Make a treasure map for her to follow and find you at the end with flowers and a weekend getaway package.
If you want to buy her something, buy her a nice designer dress..keep it under 100. they can be found. good luck
Wish I had a guy that would want to do these things for me. o well

Barefootsies 10-10-2008 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ali25extreme (Post 14880420)
If you want to buy her something, buy her a nice designer dress..keep it under 100. they can be found.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

Redmanthatcould 10-10-2008 12:41 PM

In my (limited) experience with buying presents, the ones that get most appreciated are the ones that are specific to the dame in question.

For instance - if she has a favorite band, maybe take her to a concert if they are on tour.

Kind of a cheap trick, but when I am out and about, and the female mentions something that she likes (maybe we passed by it, etc), I will text/email myself a reminder. Then when some special occasion does roll around, I have a small list of choices. Odds are some of them will have already been purchased by her, or have since lost relevance, but there will still be one or two that can make for a good surprise present.

PennyLane (not Flame) 10-10-2008 12:49 PM

It depends what she likes, if she likes outdoors (snowboarding, hiking, climbing, camping..) go with something amongst those lines.
If she likes music, buy her a new ipod with cool accessories (speakers, traveling kit...)
hmm what else, spa treatment like you mentioned is good as well.
Also check what beauty products she uses (creams and stuff) and buy her the whole collection.
If shes into the girly girly stuff i cant help you.

Hope this helps! :winkwink:

Mohawk Steve 10-10-2008 12:54 PM

Buy her a star :thumbsup :pimp

bobby666 10-10-2008 01:21 PM

handcuffs
collar
leash
ball-gag
pillory
.........

O MARINA 10-10-2008 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zayne E. (Post 14879981)
My girlfriend wants the bathroom floors tiled...




:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

oceania 10-10-2008 08:57 PM

write her a poem, serenade her under her bedroom window, blindfold her and take her to the most expensive restaurant in town and feed her finger foods....

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 10-10-2008 09:01 PM

the finest money can buy

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aico 10-10-2008 09:02 PM

Just tell her she's right.

danayster 10-10-2008 09:06 PM

I just purchased the Nintendo Wii for my girlfriend and she's loving it lol Mind you, shes 34yrs old. Its not just for kids! I have one too and I have a year on her lol

Monique Niccole 10-10-2008 09:06 PM

I'm easy. I like purses, shoes, jewelry and massages. Typical girl stuff.

But it really has to be special to the girl. If she likes outdoorsy things, give her something that outdoorsy girls would appreciate. If she likes art, buy her a piece by her favorite artist. The more specific you are to her likes, the more she will appreciate the gift.

HAPPYPEEKERS 10-11-2008 01:25 AM

A Chanel Purse.. Oh ya Baby!


With sunglasses and wallet to match :-)

NicAngel 10-11-2008 05:45 AM

you can't go wrong with gift certificates to a spa for a massage, pedicure or manicure.

respect 10-11-2008 05:48 AM

i bought my wife an Audi A4 (2005) then she said she just need attention and no expencive gifts, so i took the car...no sex ever since :)


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