Ever nearly vomit while hooking up with someone?
 

A friend and I were talking about this today. He had a funny story about getting that no bite dog spray on his hands, not knowing it and rubbing his wife's pussy and getting some on it then when he went down to lick her he nearly vomited.

So I tell him this story of this girl I went out with once and had a nice date. A short kiss goodnight at the end and that was all. A few days later she invites me over to her place. She has a hot tub so we kiss a little bit then go out to the hot tub and strip. When she takes off her clothes her entire body is covered in sores. Like meth sores (yes the meth thread started the conversation with my buddy today. I saw her, then my brain flashed to me kissing her and I nearly vomited. I made a very lame excuse about not feeling well and got the hell out of there.

That's why you should always be drunk when hooking up with girls.

That makes things gross.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I DID vomit on a girl once. We were doing it doggy, I was drunk, she smelled like an ash trey and I got sea sick from the action and smell and vomited all over her back and head.

Good times.

The first girl I ever went down on - I nearly puked. She knew it, too. This was also the first girl I had ever kissed - the whole nine yards. I had her in my bed at my parents place and I was so damn anxious to eat her pussy... my mouth just gravitated there like an unstoppable force... but it didn't quite taste like I had imagined. She heard me choking when I knew she didn't taste quite right... and asked "Are you OK?" and I'm like "Uh... yeah, I'm fine... let's go to sleep... nite!". It's all about how you change the subject.

Jesus Christ man ... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You can't leave us hanging without finishing that story :1orglaugh What was the aftermath? Her reaction? Ever see her again? :1orglaugh

I've had to puke around a couple of hookers before. Drinking + Hookers

It just comes with the territory.

Never puked but pissed by accident lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh omg thats awesome

my sentiments exact

Mmmm sounds hawt..

http://www.nnteenmodels.net/gfy/methsores01.jpg

Really really really drunk and blowjobs dont mix sometimes. Nuff said. :error

ewww snake eyes thats a bad roll of the dice lol

That must be terrible!!

Ooooof meth sores?

I came close once, both super drunk, she had already blown me, I was going to return the favor by going down on her, but before i even got close the smell hit me in the face like a frying pan. I gave it a try, but I just had to bail. I got the hell out of there quick.

I LOVE pussy, so believe me it had to be bad to chase me away when i was drunk off my ass.

I was fucking this black hooker about 10 years ago. Maybe a little more. I was nowhere as nasty as I am now but she started her period while I was fucking her missionary, and I mean she started pouring blood.

It smelled really bad and I pulled out when I noticed it. Blood was everywhere and it was nasty chunky blood.

I vomited on her belly and tits right there as she laid on her back.

The session went down hill from there.

If I read between the lines could this mean ya'll like the Delicious booze???

I was making out with a girl and I stopped for a second to throw up and then continued ...

Ok this guy told me a great story once. A friend of his type of story, I know those are sometimes urban legend but still... :1orglaugh

This guy was going down on a chick, was really drunk, and ended up puking on her.

The story goes, he woke up with a turd splattered on his chest, and the girl was gone. :1orglaugh

Michelle W. from Cudahy, WI agrees with you.

Actually, so do I, as a recipient.

Man that was nasty.

She's actually kinda the reason I got into adult. She was a bit too drunk to notice. I stuck her into a shower, took my camera and took lots and lots of pics.

We were in school at the time, and I posted the naked vomit pics on a local adultfriendfinder alternative.

She never spoke to me again once she got sober.

I've only ever puked on a stripper during a lapdance. I did pass out briefly during sex with a girl I had just picked up from a bar...

the worst was when i was a kid, i brought some chick home, had to puke 3 times during the night haha

thank god for toothbrushes

I finally got to nail this gal in high school I had been pining for and I was so excited to finally have her in bed....I got ready to go down on here and noticed that she had the foulest smell coming from down there I had ever smelled...it was as if she had shat in her own vagina then pushed it further with a brick of Limburger cheese and wiped it with a skunk's asshole...

I could feel the vomit rising in my throat and finally just said "I can't do this...I guess i really do want to wait until I'm married" and I got the fuck out of there....

OUCH ! I guess you didn,t called her back then :)

This is FACT!