I have been awarded the title "Customer Service Director" for my outstanding service
 

Here is a prime example of why I excel at what I do:

[15:58:36] Brad: Hello. How may I assist you?
[15:59:39] abhinavesh: first tell me the right size of the penis
[16:06:17] abhinavesh: i haue anarrow sided panis so wat shoud i do???
[16:06:26] Brad: PANISH IN CLOTHING
[16:06:35] Brad: ERECTED IN WOMANS
[16:06:49] abhinavesh: what does it mean?
[16:07:08] Brad: EXACTLY> TO BE BEST U MUST BE BIG WOMANS INSIDE AND DARK CHOCOLATE
[16:08:10] abhinavesh: i have a narrow sided panis, so wat should i do???
[16:08:21] Brad: FALLOW MY ADVIZ
[16:08:37] abhinavesh: tell me
[16:08:48] Brad: VACUUM CLEANER PLACING A BIG ERECTED ONE
[16:09:09] Brad: DABBY DABBY DINGDONG
[16:10:16] abhinavesh: can a narrow sided penis make womwn happy
[16:11:02] Brad: PINBALL.
[16:12:22] abhinavesh: what do u mean by this?
[16:12:41] Brad: UNDERMINED CANNONBALLS FUNCTION AS A WAY TO TONE LEGACY
[16:13:00] Brad: So basically no, women hate narrow sided penis.
[16:14:22] abhinavesh: can i change my penis in to straight now
[16:15:27] Brad: DO U HAVE 9000 RUPEES
[16:15:49] abhinavesh: i can manage???
[16:15:57] Brad: K SEND IT TO ME.
[16:16:12] abhinavesh: then
[16:16:27] Brad: THEN I SEND U PANIS NARROW FIX DEVICE
[16:16:31] Brad: no more bad penis!
[16:17:12] abhinavesh: how this device does work???
[16:17:17] Brad: Exactly.
[16:18:05] abhinavesh: tell me how?
[16:19:37] Brad: Nah.
[16:19:59] Brad: Get back to work or I'm going to tell Dell you're slacking.
[16:21:15] abhinavesh: ok if u dnt want to tell me then no problem
[16:21:39] Brad: I'm having problems with my computer, what should I do?
[16:21:44] Brad: And don't tell me to check if it's plugged in!
[16:21:58] Brad: Hmmm nevermind my monitor was turned off.
[16:22:41] abhinavesh: u have a straight panis????
[16:23:01] Brad: Go count your DICK!
[16:23:29] Brad: Do you ever wake up and just say to yourself "What am I doing living in INDIA?"
[16:23:33] Brad: I'd do that if I lived there.
[16:23:58] abhinavesh: bye?
[16:24:21] Brad: Sweating balls all the time for no reason, living with a billion other sweaty smelly people. Ugh that would be terrible.
[16:24:37] Brad: California is legalizing gay marriage, you should come over and immigrate.
[16:25:29] Brad: My computer is still broken. Can I speak to your supervisor?
[16:24:33] abhinavesh has left the chat

O.k. I am so happy your so into yourself....Do you know how shallow that makes you?

I am so happy for you... do you know how crazy and weird you are?

FYI we get a half dozen of these a day. They are all from India, and not a single one has ever purchase from us. EVER. They just waste our time with stupid questions.

So no, I am not shallow. :)

Pinball.


Fucking classic :1orglaugh

Fucking brilliant. :1orglaugh

Why not just block indian IPs instead of giving some random guy your racist tirade? The guy obviously wants a bigger penis, which is exactly what your scam products purport to do.... You can't blame the guy for entering your chat room.

Um. We kinda need these random Indian dudes. We need entertainment kthnx

Good for you!!