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2MuchMark 10-22-2008 02:14 PM

Haha those whacky Arab pilots.
 
The brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sat in its hangar in Toulouse, France without a single hour of airtime. Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine runups, prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi.


The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area. Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is.

The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to takeoff but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc.) Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm.

This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air.

The computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward. The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.

Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.

The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown, for there has been a news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere. Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Muslim Arabs. Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.

http://www.livecamnetwork.com/bbs-pictures/airbus.jpg

GrouchyAdmin 10-22-2008 02:15 PM

More of the same, then?

crockett 10-22-2008 02:19 PM

http://www.snopes.com/photos/airplane/etihad.asp

Parts of the story are fake..the rest hasn't been confirmed.

germ 10-22-2008 02:19 PM

Jesus. What a waste.

cleopatra0628 10-22-2008 02:22 PM

oops. my bad.

pornguy 10-22-2008 02:32 PM

Fucking amazingly stupid.

Lonely immortal 10-22-2008 02:38 PM

I don't know anyone who would give their car keys to someone who couldn't drive so why the hell would someone let these idiots operate a $200 million aircraft without knowing what what the fuck they were doing?

Manowar 10-22-2008 02:40 PM

that is fucking insane

_Richard_ 10-22-2008 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 14937411)
The brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest passenger airplane ever built, sat in its hangar in Toulouse, France without a single hour of airtime. Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such as engine runups, prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi.


The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area. Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty aircraft. Not having read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light an empty A340-600 really is.

The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to takeoff but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc.) Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit breaker on the Ground Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm.

This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air.

The computers automatically released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward. The ADAT crew had no idea that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land with the brakes on.

Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting, so the $200 million brand-new aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it.

The extent of injuries to the crew is unknown, for there has been a news blackout in the major media in France and elsewhere. Coverage of the story was deemed insulting to Muslim Arabs. Finally, the photos are starting to leak out.

http://www.livecamnetwork.com/bbs-pictures/airbus.jpg

that's a lot of detail..

Manowar 10-22-2008 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonely immortal (Post 14937591)
I don't know anyone who would give their car keys to someone who couldn't drive so why the hell would someone let these idiots operate a $200 million aircraft without knowing what what the fuck they were doing?

welcome to big companies.


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