Your Favorite Movie Quote?
 

Mine: "My Kung Fu is strong" from The Core.

Yours?

'E's not the messiah, 'E's a very naughty boy.

Life of Brian.

SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!! - jerry maguire
I FEEL THE NEED... THE NEED FOR SPEED!!! - top gun

how do we get the donkey upstairs?

say hello to my little friend

im with manowar.. but i'll also throw in

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

"It seemed like a good idea at the time" - Steve McQueen (Bullitt)

Steven Colbert from the Love Guru


"That is going to knock some change out of his coin purse!"

Stick your ass up in the air and I'll be with you in a minute-Jack Nicholson

"I will crush you" - Rocky V

oh me so horny. me love you long time.

that's up there for sure! :1orglaugh

"See you on the other side, Ray" - Ghostbusters

"A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade. I love the Corps!" - Aliens

Damn... So many to choose from... Here's a couple from some 80s flicks that keep popping in my head now and then and somehow make it into a conversation:

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Johnny: I want my two dollars!
- Better Off Dead

Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
- Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Long Duk Dong: No more yankie my wankie. The Donger need food.
- 16 Candles.

I'l be back !

Kick his ass, Sea Bass!

"Are you talkin to me? Funny how? I amuse you like a clown? Go ahead, make my day and while we're at it say hello to my little friend!" - The Movies.

Here's johnny.

"Get the butter" - Last Tango in Paris

"I will now make this pencil disappear"

"Whoa"
-The Matrix

"If they dont like you, make em hate"

wasn't Sea Bass Cam Neely? :thumbsup

"Fuck off, go fucking fuck yourfucking self, you fucking fuckface" Trevor, PETS

it the top 5:thumbsup

"You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed, and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you just how deep the rabbit hole goes."

definitely one of the best ever

He who makes himself into a beast, gets rid of the pain of being a man.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum...

Some of favorites already posted. But...

Game over, man!! - Aliens

"Now your failure is complete" - Darth Vader. I always laugh when I think of that line. Saying someone's failure is "complete" is pretty harsh indeed.

But the "me so horny" line is funny on so many levels, that scene is the top 10 for sure.

"This watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much did you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you fucking cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?"

From copland "Being right Freddie doesnt make you bullet proof"

I worked at a place like that for awhile, when I saw that movie it really upset me. lol

Say good night to the bad guy ... - Scarface

What we have here..........
is failure.............................
To communicate.................................

And from the same movie:

Shakin the bush boss, shakin the bush.

'Wendy..im not gonna hurt you..im just gonna bash your fucking brains in'

The Shinning

"My brother and I used to say that drowning in beer would be like heaven eh. Well, he's not here, and I got two soakers. This aint heaven, THIS SUCKS!"

The better line is the one before it.

"FUCK YOU! That's my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. THAT'S my name."

my favorites are...
Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!




"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass! "

yeah that is definitely in my top 3 fur sure

"never say never"

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" -- Yoda - Empire Strikes Back

"The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe – women!" -- Back to the Future :)

"Do you know what nemisis means? A ritious infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent... personified in this case by a horrible cunt .. me!" - Snatch


"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off, while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell." - American Beauty


"You are not a beautifual and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap. We are all the all singing, all dancing CRAP of the world. You are not your bank account. You are not the cloths you wear. You are not the contents of your wallet. You are not your boul cancer. You are not your Grande Latte.You are not the car you drive. YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING KHAKIS." - Fight Club


"Two chicks at the same time mang" - Office Space


"He lets the last Hungarian go. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in...the stores they work in. He kills people that owe them money. Then like that...he's gone...underground...no one's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth...a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. Rat on your pop, and Keyser Soze will get you..." - The Usual Suspects

hahahahha yea, that's a great one too :thumbsup

"put the coffee down coffee is for closers" - glen gary glen ross

"don't just look at it Samantha eat it" American Psycho

"no you cannot jerk off on my dad" Grandma's boy

"First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat." half baked

"it's better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool"

guess the movie that quote comes from.