I was drinking whiskey earlier today.
 

I was drinking whiskey earlier today.

I was drinking a lot of whiskey for a long time.

I passed out around 4:00 P.M. and just now woke up (about 4 hours later). As I was waking up, I started to notice a hot, wet mess in the back of my underwear. This shit was stout. It went right through my underwear and stained my carpet.

God damn I got a sleestak sized ass stew stain that nothing can remove from my carpet. Any suggestions?

Suicide is one option...

Hey thanks!

I'm not sure how that will help get that massive, horrifying stain out of my carpet . . . . . but I am willing to give it a try!

I'll let you know how it goes. THANKS!

Adult diapers are another.

Bissell baby :)

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My suggestion would be to pass out in the bath next time, clean up is a throw of the bath handle away. As for your car, put a rug over it.

My suggestion would be to make something up next time and never tell that story again.

I normally would agree with you.

But this time I ended up being drawn in by the luscious aromatic stench.

I used a fork to try stabbing and eating this "ass stew spew" that was destroying my carpet and it was quite chunky enough.

I can't say the flavor was all that.