Non-Asian Words (new joke)
 

In Microsoft Word, type a document, click "Tools" then "Word Count". You’ll see how many words you typed, and a separate count that says "Non-Asian words". For me, it always shows the same number as the regular word count. Why would it count Asian words separately?

So I wanted to see which Asian words it would count, so I typed "Karate". Nope. "Judo!" Nothing. Kung Fu! Fuck, still nothing!

So I thought "Ah! And I typed, “KUNG POW CHICKEN". Still no! Ok…. “FORTUNE COOKIES, CHOP STICKS, SOY SAUCE!" Still NOTHING! What the fuck kind of “Asian words” does this thing know?

And why is it only counting Asian words? What about Spanish words? Or French, or German, or Dutch? Nope, Just English and Asian. Ok, but wouldn’t it be more useful then if it broke down English into dialects like "Southern", "New York", or even "Black Slang"?

So I typed "Yo", "Sup", "Ho", "In the Hizzy", "Homeboy". Nothing.

Ok how about "NIGGA“, "DRIVEBY", “BABY-DADDY”, "FOOD STAMPS", “WELFARE”? Not only did it NOT COUNT those SEPARATELY, but it said my SPELLING and GRAMMAR were COMPLETELY WRONG!

HOLY SHIT! MICROSOFT is………………….. RACIST!!!!

ah... i think you are safe to tell that joke in scottsdale, but you may want to refrain in LA... :1orglaugh

Wait, you forget to talk shit.

Good stuff Steve I think your act is gonna be great! You should do it at a show :)