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pigman 10-27-2008 12:32 PM

Creationism in the US
 
Do Obama, McCain and Bush believe in creationism?

Joe BrainCash 10-27-2008 12:40 PM

Palin does.

pigman 10-27-2008 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by BrainPat (Post 14958159)
Palin does.

Truly scary.

chadknowslaw 10-27-2008 01:02 PM

Who doesn't believe the world is really only 4000 years old, that god put dinosaur bones and oil in the ground just for us and that Adam lived 900 years?

pocketkangaroo 10-27-2008 01:05 PM

Bush does, Palin does. McCain and Obama have said they don't.

dav3 10-27-2008 01:10 PM

Virgins spontaneously inseminate!

Now let's get back to imposing my version of "God's will" on everyone!!

kowalsky 10-27-2008 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by BrainPat (Post 14958159)
Palin does.

Such a proof of ignorance should be enough to get any person out of the purpose of getting important positions in any state of the world.

polle54 10-27-2008 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by BrainPat (Post 14958159)
Palin does.

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

The Duck 10-27-2008 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by kowalsky (Post 14958589)
Such a proof of ignorance should be enough to get any person out of the purpose of getting important positions in any state of the world.

:2 cents:

pocketkangaroo 10-27-2008 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by kowalsky (Post 14958589)
Such a proof of ignorance should be enough to get any person out of the purpose of getting important positions in any state of the world.

In this country it's called playing to her base.

BradM 10-27-2008 02:08 PM

When you believe something, there's nothing anyone can say to change your mind. Creationists BELIEVE that is what happened. You will never convince them otherwise - ever.

jakethedog 10-27-2008 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by kowalsky (Post 14958589)
Such a proof of ignorance should be enough to get any person out of the purpose of getting important positions in any state of the world.

I am amazed daily by the ignorance out there ... hell there are religions that still believe the the fucking planet is FLAT ...

I feel almost sorry for the sheep ...

notoldschool 10-27-2008 02:17 PM

Religion is a scam that preys on a persons insecurity. Its genuis and tax free. If porn ever dies think about getting in on the gravy train. So many sheep to profit off of.

DAMNMAN 10-27-2008 02:18 PM

If god created man in his own image, then why did he creat Adam with a dick?
Does god have a dick?
If so why? to please Mrs god?
To make little god babies with Mrs god?
Or does god have a dick because he can and everyone knows dicks are alot of fun to have?
If there is no Mrs god is god a chronic masturbator?
Did god create man with a dick because he knew that Adam was gonna have Eve eventually?
Did god have a dick from the begining or did he give himself a dick half way through his term as god?
Just curious.....

Twistys Tim 10-27-2008 02:23 PM

The devil planted the dinosaur remains to confuse us, and trick us into believing in evolution. He is such a rascal!!!

jollyperv 10-27-2008 02:27 PM

Imagine where the human race could be without religion.

pocketkangaroo 10-27-2008 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by jakethedog (Post 14959035)
I am amazed daily by the ignorance out there ... hell there are religions that still believe the the fucking planet is FLAT ...

I feel almost sorry for the sheep ...

Actually, the Bible does say in a way that the Earth is flat. It talks a lot about the 4 corners of the Earth as well as the end of the Earth. But those are now just parts of the Bible that aren't to be taken literally, just like everything else that is found not to match up with reality.

After Shock Media 10-27-2008 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by chadknowslaw (Post 14958320)
Who doesn't believe the world is really only 4000 years old, that god put dinosaur bones and oil in the ground just for us and that Adam lived 900 years?

Actually creationism school of thought is 7-10 thousand years old (yes still wrong but hey lets at least not screw up their screwed up numbers).

Again to be fair they do not think god put dinosaur bones in the ground for us. They think god created dinosaurs on the 6Th day just like all other creatures. Though they along with all creatures and Adam and Eve were all vegetarians and could not die until sin came to be. Then shit hit the fan, things killed each other, stuff died etc. So there would of been no fossils before sin.
The most common school of thought about the dinosaurs was that they did not follow Gods commands to board the Ark and were drowned. Because of the quick death/burial it is only natural then to find huge layers of dinosaur bones (fossils) buried in the rock layers that was formed by the mud all over the Earth.

As for oil it was also formed during the great flood and the other smaller floods. Which if people are OK with the Abiotic oil theory which creationists are, then that explains it.

Then of course yes according to the bible and most creationists. Not only did Adam live 930 years, many others lived much longer lives. After awhile God makes a new rule via Genesis 6:3 and says man will have their lifespan reduced to 120 years of age which God eventually enforces.

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Originally Posted by dav3 (Post 14958396)
Virgins spontaneously inseminate!
Now let's get back to imposing my version of "God's will" on everyone!!

Many creationists will point out that it happens in other animals. Recent example. so it is not a myth but a biological fact that it can happen.

I just find it best to be well armed with such arguments with such people.

GatorB 10-27-2008 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo (Post 14959208)
Actually, the Bible does say in a way that the Earth is flat. It talks a lot about the 4 corners of the Earth as well as the end of the Earth. But those are now just parts of the Bible that aren't to be taken literally, just like everything else that is found not to match up with reality.

If you listen to hardcore believers the Bible is to be taken LITERALLY. In fact it wasn't until 100-150 years ago that it was by the vast majority of Christians.

And we wonder why the US keeps falling behind the rest of the world in science.


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