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EXPORT 10-27-2008 07:08 PM

when your PUBES are longer than your PENIS...
 
time to start shaving or get a penis enlargement?

tough decision

EXPORT 10-27-2008 07:09 PM

I dedicate this thread to Stellar btw

Dennis Rodman 10-27-2008 07:10 PM

Phailure to the 99th power :2 cents:

Spunky 10-27-2008 07:11 PM

Depends on how long the pubes are.

neonliquid 10-27-2008 07:12 PM

time to kill yourself

EXPORT 10-27-2008 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 14960761)
Depends on how long the pubes are.

2 inches

EXPORT 10-27-2008 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 319studios (Post 14960766)
time to kill yourself

i might have a tiny chance of survival

arial 10-27-2008 07:37 PM

I'm a grower not a shower.

american pervert 10-27-2008 07:42 PM

you should always keep your pubes shaved

pigman 10-27-2008 07:45 PM

What made you start thinking of this?

EXPORT 10-27-2008 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 14960856)
you should always keep your pubes shaved

but it itches when i shave

plus

i am saving my virginity to when i marry

so no ladies are going to complain

EXPORT 10-27-2008 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pigman (Post 14960867)
What made you start thinking of this?

my pubes and my penis

tical 10-27-2008 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EXPORT (Post 14960875)
my pubes and my penis

hahahahah

Fap 10-27-2008 08:40 PM

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

mrwilson 10-28-2008 01:17 AM

loose weight.

mlove 10-28-2008 01:24 AM

shave and lose weight

i shaved a month ago, it's pretty sweet tbqh

WinstonTriplexcash 10-28-2008 01:27 AM

time to put some dredds on that fucker

SexualDragon 10-28-2008 02:50 AM

it is not a pubic hair if you piss out of it

NinjaSteve 10-28-2008 04:48 AM

If pubes are longer than that wang, then you're The Zohan.

Funbrunette 10-28-2008 05:07 AM

LMAO!!!! :1orglaugh I almost spit my coffee on my keyboard! Yeah trimming does make everything look a lot tidyer and bigger *wink* :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

chemicaleyes 10-28-2008 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualDragon (Post 14961989)
it is not a pubic hair if you piss out of it

:1orglaugh

gornyhuy 10-28-2008 05:36 AM

I just did some serious landscaping yesterday. Feels sooooo good.

Funbrunette 10-28-2008 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EXPORT (Post 14960868)
but it itches when i shave

plus

i am saving my virginity to when i marry

so no ladies are going to complain


I think you're doomed either way....lol :1orglaugh

brassmonkey 10-28-2008 05:40 AM

damn too much info

seeandsee 10-28-2008 06:40 AM

cut something :)

Joe BrainCash 10-28-2008 06:46 AM

Neet for you buddy!

EXPORT 10-28-2008 07:47 AM

i think i will shave then...but i fear i will end up with a bloody nutsack

mrwilson 10-28-2008 08:05 AM

How old are you, you sound about 14-15 :o

emac 10-28-2008 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve (Post 14962109)
If pubes are longer than that wang, then you're The Zohan.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

saw that movie and I think you're really the zohan if you had that kind of pubes.

Scott McD 10-28-2008 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EXPORT (Post 14960751)
time to start shaving or get a penis enlargement?

http://liquidsoapdispenser.com/adam_...ila-1-ajhd.jpg

Tom_PM 10-28-2008 09:07 AM

http://www.picum.com/ggj/lawnmowertat.jpg

:pimp:upsidedow

SykkBoy 10-28-2008 09:30 AM

you could always move to europe where they love that bushy look...

OMG Jim 10-28-2008 09:45 AM

http://www.shakewellbeforeuse.com/im...Penis_Pump.jpg
_

EXPORT 10-28-2008 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrwilson (Post 14962654)
How old are you, you sound about 14-15 :o

old enough to have pubes

amacontent 10-28-2008 11:46 AM

When you need to make a post like this to get noticed... time to find..
A NEW FUCKING CAREER

Kudles 10-28-2008 12:45 PM

Thats very funny. Just shave

PostWhore 10-28-2008 12:47 PM

means very very bad

martinsc 10-28-2008 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualDragon (Post 14961989)
it is not a pubic hair if you piss out of it

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

EXPORT 10-28-2008 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amacontent (Post 14963662)
When you need to make a post like this to get noticed... time to find..
A NEW FUCKING CAREER

to have my icq noticed?

oh please

Anna_Miller 10-28-2008 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EXPORT (Post 14960868)
but it itches when i shave


Then dont' shave - manscape! Break out the bread trimmer on like 3 or something. Then you aren't freaky hairy man or pubescent girly-boy. :2 cents:

BardMan 10-28-2008 01:28 PM

and one thread to rule them all_ not


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