Try and sell me something
 

whatever you feel like

make me a pitch


go ahead please

I have butt crusties for sale. No sales pitch needed... these babies sell themselves!

Hit me up and let's talk.

Forex..........

I have a dream...

what the hell, 100 solo and hardcore videos, buy the vids I throw in the matching pics...

I'll bite!!!:pimp:pimp:pimp

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i can sell a great idea......

i have some magic bellybutton lint for sale. Its $1000 a gram , that may seem a little expensive but i assure you it is not, It takes alot of bellybutton lint to make a gram , plus its magic.

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What are you business goals?
What do you want?

You cannot sell anyone anything until you know what they want to do.

ASK QUESTIONS = first rule of sales.

Click me down there...
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What is your budget?
If i remember rightly, Juicy sells his ass for 5$ a night

oh but wait, i have some one for hire if you're interested?

This is him!

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I don't sell, I partner
and resolve any problem
Now that's a challenge !

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Hmmmm...
 

My Mum ? Or Dad... what ever your preference is ? :thumbsup

$4.99 for a lap-dance from this guy, you can't say no to that

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How much ?

Actually...
 

Acturally thinking about it... TRASHY CONTENT

I've got a bridge...

That was my bridge. I sold it to munki

I have google priority id's (don't tell WG though)

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I can do better...I'll give you something for free! See my sig! :thumbsup

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See sig, dude :)

See sig.

Secret #1: you have two ears and one mouth as a hint from god to stfu once in a while and listen to your customer.

Secret #2: when customer says "no" it means "I dont have enough information yet to make the correct decision"

Now go! Sell!