a funny joke
 

A Scotsman is having breakfast, in Paris , one morning
(coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a
Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him.
The Scotsman ignores the Frenchman who,
nevertheless, starts a conversation.


Frenchman: 'You Scots folk eat the whole
bread??'

Scotsman: 'Of course.'


Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) 'We
don't. In France , we only eat what's inside.
The crusts we collect in a container, recycle
it, transform them into croissants and sell them to
Scotland .' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.


The Scotsman listens in silence.

The
Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat jam with the bread??'


Scotsman: 'Of Course.'

Frenchman:
(cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and
chuckling).
'We don't. In France we eat
fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels,
seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them,
transform them into jam, and sell the jam to
Scotland.'

After a moment of silence, The
Scotsman then asks: 'Do you have sex in France ?'


Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with
a big smirk.

Scotsman: 'And what do you do
with the condoms once you've used them?'


Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'


Scotsman: 'We don't. In Scotland , we
put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down
into bubble-gum, and sell them to France

:1orglaugh

not funny enough for gfy?

french people are smirky

sig too big.

Funny... maybe a quick re-enactment vid would do the trick?

LOL got me laughing

ill pay you to do it

The French don't chew gum.

deal... let me get da sony out

:1orglaugh

nice one

Hehehehehehehe!