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mikesouth 10-29-2008 07:44 PM

Why I like to watch COPS
 
Because I think America needs more minorities on television

Actually Neal Boortz said it but its good enough to reproduce here.

dav3 10-29-2008 07:46 PM

its just great entertainment! best tv show ever!!

some of the first episodes from back in the day seemed staged though.

Zuzana Designs 10-29-2008 07:47 PM

I watch that show everyday while I work :)

C-Luv 10-29-2008 07:57 PM

I love to watch cops : )

pigman 10-29-2008 09:13 PM

Cops show the core supporters of both Obama and McCain in their true elements. =)

LoveSandra 10-29-2008 09:15 PM

I love the cops!!

SuckOnThis 10-29-2008 09:19 PM

COPS is nothing more than a propaganda tool for law enforcement. Watching COPS one would think everytime a car is searched drugs are found when nothing is further from the truth. The fact is only 1 in 5 searches turn up anything but if the show actually showed this people would be up in arms with this police state.

JaneB 10-29-2008 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 14973415)
COPS is nothing more than a propaganda tool for law enforcement. Watching COPS one would think everytime a car is searched drugs are found when nothing is further from the truth. The fact is only 1 in 5 searches turn up anything but if the show actually showed this people would be up in arms with this police state.


Who the hell would want to watch COPS if they did not bust someone? That is what makes the show worth watching. The idiots would run are the best. Just because you watch COPS does not mean you believe all cars that are pulled over have drugs or something illegal in them. It is just a show.

SuckOnThis 10-29-2008 10:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 14973424)
Just because you watch COPS does not mean you believe all cars that are pulled over have drugs or something illegal in them.

I know better, my concern is people like you might think so.

WinstonTriplexcash 10-29-2008 10:21 PM

i like it when they do something unimaginable, like there was this episode where some guy, after being chased for 5 minutes at high speeds, decided to pull into his own driveway, step out, walk as casual as he can hoping that the cops would go "hey, look at him, he's not acting suspiciously at all, we must have followed the wrong car after one of those wild turns......" -lol

Miss Munki 10-29-2008 10:42 PM

The only reason I won't watch it is because I can't stand hearing cop radios. I have rarely had a pleasant encounter with police officers, so hearing those obnoxious radios bring back memories that make me cringe.

After Shock Media 10-29-2008 10:47 PM

Lets me keep up with the family without having to actually visit them.

JaneB 10-29-2008 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 14973560)
I know better, my concern is people like you might think so.

Yeah I am sure that is your concern. You just like to have something to bitch about. :2 cents::2 cents:

clare-sizegenetics 10-30-2008 02:27 AM

BAD BOYS - anyone know that the lyrics are???
So far I have decided the guy says:
When your sugar plum rum comes for you??? i think that might be wrong?

beemk 10-30-2008 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clare-sizegenetics (Post 14974132)
BAD BOYS - anyone know that the lyrics are???
So far I have decided the guy says:
When your sugar plum rum comes for you??? i think that might be wrong?

sheriff john brown

After Shock Media 10-30-2008 03:29 AM

Bad boys, whatcha want, whatcha want,
Whatcha gonna do when sherrif John Brown come for you.
Tell me, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do? Yeahhh?

Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you

When you were eight
And you had bad traits
You go to school and you learn the golden rule
So why are you acting like a bloody fool
If you get hot you must get cool

Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you

You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on this one
You chuck it on mother and
You chuck it on you father
You chuck it on you brother and
You chuck it on you sister
You chuck it on that one and you chuck it on me

Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you

Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you

Nobody naw give you no break
Police naw give you no break
Soldier man-a give you no break
Not even you idren naw give you no break

Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you

Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you

Why did you have to act so mean?
Don't you know you're a human being,
Born of a mother with the love of a father,
Reflections come and reflections go
I know sometimes - you want to let go, hey, hey, hey
I know sometimes - you want to let go, wohh!

Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you

Your too bad.

Your too good.

Your too bad

Your too good.

Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you

You chuck it on that one
You chuck it on this one
You chuck it on mother and
You chuck it on you father
You chuck it on you brother and
You chuck it on you sister
You chuck it on that one and you chuck it on me.

Bad boys bad boys
Watcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
when they come for you
Bad boys, bad boys
Watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do
when they come for you

Funbrunette 10-30-2008 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoveSandra (Post 14973401)
I love the cops!!


WTF is your avatar???? :disgust

Bojangles 10-30-2008 04:27 AM

Cops is awesome.

JaneB 10-30-2008 04:28 AM

Only a matter of time before we see pussyserver on there busted for tricking.

brassmonkey 10-30-2008 06:18 AM

cops is a good show

Spunky 10-30-2008 06:23 AM

It needs more beatings.I like to see the police abuse their powers

davecummings 10-30-2008 07:08 AM

I do a 10-hour ride-along with the San Diego Police Department every year--it's always fun. Some of the rides are like a DisneyLand E-Ticket rides.

These cops are so good at multitasking---very impressive!

WebairChris 10-30-2008 08:02 AM

Cops is possibly one of the best shows on TV. It is so entertaining for some reason to watch someone else get locked up.

pornguy 10-30-2008 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 14973415)
COPS is nothing more than a propaganda tool for law enforcement. Watching COPS one would think everytime a car is searched drugs are found when nothing is further from the truth. The fact is only 1 in 5 searches turn up anything but if the show actually showed this people would be up in arms with this police state.

Hate to say this but if 1 in 5 searches turned up drugs or someting they would not spend as many hours in the cars as they do.

They film HUNDREDS of hours to get 1 episode.

beemk 10-30-2008 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 14974408)
Only a matter of time before we see pussyserver on there busted for tricking.

you know this by experience? i thought you only fucked on camera for money. do you make money money off the private sessions?

JaneB 10-30-2008 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk (Post 14978628)
you know this by experience? i thought you only fucked on camera for money. do you make money money off the private sessions?

Taking pictures and video for my website with only my husband is just fine. There are no private sessions. Don't be bitchy at me because you can't get laid. :2 cents:

jimmy-3-way 10-30-2008 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk (Post 14978628)
you know this by experience? i thought you only fucked on camera for money. do you make money money off the private sessions?

I think Jane only does privates with her husband. So...[insert marriage joke here].

jimmy-3-way 10-30-2008 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 14978661)
Taking pictures and video for my website with only my husband is just fine. There are no private sessions. Don't be bitchy at me because you can't get laid. :2 cents:

I do love how you think us guys don't get any - beemk gets more poon than any three mortal men.

Last month they actually banned him from Match.com for working his way through the east coast like an STD.

JaneB 10-30-2008 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 14978678)
I think Jane only does privates with her husband. So...[insert marriage joke here].

Yes I only privates with my husband. I don't fuck any other men and I have no desire to. Some of us are happy in our relationships.

jimmy-3-way 10-30-2008 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 14978737)
Yes I only privates with my husband. I don't fuck any other men and I have no desire to. Some of us are happy in our relationships.

Well people drive American cars too, so I'm not going to call you a liar.

JaneB 10-30-2008 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 14978696)
I do love how you think us guys don't get any - beemk gets more poon than any three mortal men.

Last month they actually banned him from Match.com for working his way through the east coast like an STD.

Oh I think plenty of you get some, I just don't think he does. If he did he would not be worrying about who I fuck.

jimmy-3-way 10-30-2008 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 14978750)
Oh I think plenty of you get some, I just don't think he does. If he did he would not be worrying about who I fuck.

You can think what you like, but I know what I know.

JaneB 10-30-2008 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 14978748)
Well people drive American cars too, so I'm not going to call you a liar.

Hey I do drive an American car. Now you owe me a drink and a lap dance at Babes.

beemk 10-30-2008 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 14978661)
Taking pictures and video for my website with only my husband is just fine. There are no private sessions. Don't be bitchy at me because you can't get laid. :2 cents:

well, i cant compete with you because you're a chick but i can gurantee i fuck hotter chicks than your husband does.

JaneB 10-30-2008 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk (Post 14978788)
well, i cant compete with you because you're a chick but i can gurantee i fuck hotter chicks than your husband does.

Yeah I am sure you do. Post the pictures to prove it. Without pics you are full of shit.

jimmy-3-way 10-30-2008 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 14978781)
Hey I do drive an American car. Now you owe me a drink and a lap dance at Babes.

After "the incident" they won't let me dance there anymore, sorry.

How about Bombshells?

JaneB 10-30-2008 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 14978850)
After "the incident" they won't let me dance there anymore, sorry.

Howabout Bombshells?


I actually have not been to that club. Sounds good to me.

jimmy-3-way 10-30-2008 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 14978858)
I actually have not been to that club. Sounds good to me.

The 44th St. office? Never?

beemk 10-30-2008 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 14978801)
Yeah I am sure you do. Post the pictures to prove it. Without pics you are full of shit.

the funny thing is you never even met me, i could be an 800 pound guy who doesnt even have a penis, or i could be brad pitt. but thanks for jumping thru hoops for me....


http://heritage.eskom.co.za/heritage...og_hoop350.gif


and yes, statistically speaking any guy on this board who stuck their dick in an average looking girl has proof.

JaneB 10-30-2008 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beemk (Post 14978941)
the funny thing is you never even met me, i could be an 800 pound guy who doesnt even have a penis, or i could be brad pitt. but thanks for jumping thru hoops for me....


http://heritage.eskom.co.za/heritage...og_hoop350.gif


and yes, statistically speaking any guy on this board who stuck their dick in an average looking girl has proof.



If you actually had any proof you would post it. Anyone can claim to fuck someone, that is easy to do. Pictures and video actually prove it. You are all talk like usual. I know you are no Brad Pitt. All I have to do is ICQ someone and they are more then happy to give a name and a picture. I do it all the time for people who I don't know on here.

JaneB 10-30-2008 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 14978878)
The 44th St. office? Never?

No. I like Babes, Skin and BS.

jimmy-3-way 10-30-2008 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 14979017)
If you actually had any proof you would post it. Anyone can claim to fuck someone, that is easy to do. Pictures and video actually prove it. You are all talk like usual. I know you are no Brad Pitt. All I have to do is ICQ someone and they are more then happy to give a name and a picture. I do it all the time for people who I don't know on here.

Jane, you are trying to OWN BMK and you're not even close to renting. If you'd ever seen the girls who do the walk of shame from his hotel room at the Phx Forum you'd not be trying to play this game.

jimmy-3-way 10-30-2008 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 14979026)
No. I like Babes, Skin and BS.

Well there's your problem...those are chick strip clubs.

Us guys like them grungier.

JaneB 10-30-2008 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 14979072)
Jane, you are trying to OWN BMK and you're not even close to renting. If you'd ever seen the girls who do the walk of shame from his hotel room at the Phx Forum you'd not be trying to play this game.

So you are saying he is a man whore?

JaneB 10-30-2008 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 14979080)
Well there's your problem...those are chick strip clubs.

Us guys like them grungier.

Yes I like chick strip clubs. I like the clubs where the women are pretty and smell good.

jimmy-3-way 10-30-2008 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 14979115)
So you are saying he is a man whore?

I think the term is Cassanova.

BMK got more game than both the Parker Brothers and Milton Bradley put together.

jimmy-3-way 10-30-2008 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 14979142)
Yes I like chick strip clubs. I like the clubs where the women are pretty and smell good.

Well there's the problem, I like it when they know how to grind and smell like Walgreens cologne.

JaneB 10-30-2008 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 14979146)
I think the term is Cassanova.

BMK got more game than both the Parker Brothers and Milton Bradley put together.

Fucking a bunch of chicks is a man whore. I guess if it makes him happy more power to him.

jimmy-3-way 10-30-2008 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 14979238)
Fucking a bunch of chicks is a man whore.

Only if he charges them.

So wait - he's a loser if he gets laid too little, he's a loser if he gets laid too much?

WTF is the golden number to be a regular guy in the Book of Jane?

JaneB 10-30-2008 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 14979300)
Only if he charges them.

So wait - he's a loser if he gets laid too little, he's a loser if he gets laid too much?

WTF is the golden number to be a regular guy in the Book of Jane?


You don't have to get paid to be a whore. I actually found this online and it is pretty funny.

man-whore
A guy who has sex a lot and loves to flaunt himself;he is always thinking about sex, thinks he is great at having sex, and tries to sleep with almost every girl he meets; most likely has a kid and/or an STD. http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=man-whore

There is no golden number. Although fucking a bunch of women is not really appealing. I can't think of very many women that want a guy that has been with a ton of women.


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