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notime

10-31-2008 04:42 AM

Man dies while watching porn, his mom finds him

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1876715.ece
Imagine your mom finding you dead with your dick in your hands :Oh crap

Voodoo

10-31-2008 04:44 AM

I can't imagine that. I'd be dead. Not really sure what happens after that, but most likely, I won't be too concerned about much going on in my former life.

- Jesus Christ -

10-31-2008 04:50 AM

2nd best way to die.

Vick!

10-31-2008 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 14982172)

2nd best way to die.

1st is while fucking a hottie? :winkwink:

F U S I O N

10-31-2008 04:57 AM

What a way to be remembered...

SoUlBrUtHa#1

10-31-2008 05:14 AM

All I wanna know is what movie got him that excited? :pimp

tranza

10-31-2008 05:27 AM

Very sad to know that!

Supz	10-31-2008 05:36 AM

That's the only I would want to go out!

Grapesoda

10-31-2008 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 14982165)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1876715.ece
Imagine your mom finding you dead with your dick in your hands :Oh crap

i hope I shot it :)

elmy	10-31-2008 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 14982172)

2nd best way to die.

:thumbsup

BlackCrayon

10-31-2008 05:56 AM

tube sites claim another life. when will people end the madness.

2012	10-31-2008 05:57 AM

at least he died doing something he enjoyed. pulling his wiener
r.i.p.

Vicious_B

10-31-2008 06:00 AM

Wonder how they will phrase the actual obit

bloggingseo

10-31-2008 06:03 AM

Hilarious! Guess you can't help but think at least he died happy!

stephane76

10-31-2008 06:05 AM

Moms know we all watch porn

Altwebdesign

10-31-2008 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick! (Post 14982175)

1st is while fucking a hottie? :winkwink:

agreed!!

LoveSandra

10-31-2008 06:26 AM

very fucking sad!!

seeandsee

10-31-2008 06:29 AM

omg that is bad

The Duck

10-31-2008 06:31 AM

I blame tube sites and pre-checked cross-sales.

C-Luv

10-31-2008 06:33 AM

That really sucks

kowalsky

10-31-2008 08:21 AM

Why his mother had to spread the voice to tell everybody how he died? No respect!!

Myst	10-31-2008 08:26 AM

congrats to all the winners!

BigPimpCash

10-31-2008 08:28 AM

Yay

At least he wont be able to cancell his membership to my sites now :)

NicAngel

10-31-2008 08:40 AM

well at least you know he went out with a bang

fatfoo

10-31-2008 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 14982279)

tube sites claim another life. when will people end the madness.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TRe$yNFuL

10-31-2008 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoUlBrUtHa#1 (Post 14982201)

All I wanna know is what movie got him that excited? :pimp

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy

10-31-2008 09:11 AM

I'm alive if anyone wondered...

Twistys Tim

10-31-2008 09:15 AM

At least he got to die doing something he loved :)

gornyhuy

10-31-2008 09:21 AM

If he was a good Christian, maybe he'll have a second cumming.

woj	10-31-2008 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigPimpCash (Post 14982793)

At least he wont be able to cancell his membership to my sites now :)

:1orglaugh

SykkBoy

10-31-2008 09:34 AM

he could care less...his mother on the other hand...probably a little scarred.....

Porko

10-31-2008 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigPimpCash (Post 14982793)

At least he wont be able to cancell his membership to my sites now :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

kmanrox

10-31-2008 10:21 AM

could have been worse, he could have been watching CP or incest with his own family

d-null

10-31-2008 10:29 AM

that reminds me about some of the nasty stuff that used to be on Ogrish, pictures of people that were found a week or two later :throwup

brassmonkey

10-31-2008 10:30 AM

damn and they didnt blur his face:Oh crap pullin dick and died :1orglaugh R.I.P.:( id rather die on top of a playboy bunny :winkwink:

Niktamer

10-31-2008 10:32 AM

I'm sure he was checking a full movie on an illegal tube !

Screwed Up

10-31-2008 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 14982279)

tube sites claim another life. when will people end the madness.

LOL.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kowalsky (Post 14982758)

Why his mother had to spread the voice to tell everybody how he died? No respect!!

Yeah, man. Hell, they even have his name and picture in the article. Damn.

marcjacob

10-31-2008 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick! (Post 14982175)

1st is while fucking a hottie? :winkwink:

Nope. I would like to finish first :thumbsup

1st is just after fucking a hottie :2 cents:

Scott McD

10-31-2008 11:10 AM

It was tranny porn...

mynameisjim

10-31-2008 11:13 AM

Anyone remember that skit on The Man Show where they offered a service that continually monitored your health, and if you died a team would enter your home and remove all your pornos, dildos, or whatever before anyone found them. Reminds me of that.

bobby666

10-31-2008 11:14 AM

hehe shit happens

Joe BrainCash

10-31-2008 11:16 AM

He was "tranny surprised" if you ask me!

sortie

10-31-2008 11:18 AM

What's really fucked up is that it is news worthy that he was watching porn when 1 billion
other people are watching it too.

[dfo]

10-31-2008 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mynameisjim (Post 14983644)

haha had to go look that one up

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7MCtDwF8Aok

kitti2x

10-31-2008 12:57 PM

at least he have his pleasure before he finally meet his end. R.I.P. dude!

papill0n

10-31-2008 02:53 PM

what a bizarre story :Oh crap

just a punk

10-31-2008 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 14982165)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1876715.ece
Imagine your mom finding you dead with your dick in your hands :Oh crap

:helpme :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Blazed

10-31-2008 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigPimpCash (Post 14982793)

At least he wont be able to cancell his membership to my sites now :)

He looks more like a tube site kinda guy.

PornMD

10-31-2008 04:30 PM

Given his condition and that he had been born with heart issues, that's actually a pretty sad story and way to die. :(

PurrrsianPussyKat

10-31-2008 05:19 PM

$10 says she sues the movie producer for wrongful death.

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