Spring Break at an ALL-NUDE Resort (new joke)
 

I booked at week during spring break at an all-nude resort in Key West. I thought that sounded awesome! But no one told me until I got there that it was a GAY nude resort. And now the entire town is sold out! I was like, "Well, when in Rome...." So I went nude, and I was wiggling my bare ass all over the pool, going, ?You KNOW you want me!"

Then the bartender called up a black guy with a HUGE penis, and told him to stand on a post and offered him money to see how long he could bounce that monster up and down without stopping. I was like "NOOOOO!" I didn't want to see that!

But then the bartender said "Free drinks for everyone, for as long as he can keep going!" So I was like "Yeah!!! Shake that BEAUTIFUL BLACK COCK, my gay BROTHER!!!"

The bartender looked at me and said, "You better hope he can go FOREVER, because YOU'RE NEXT!"

i'm... speechless

but keep, ahhh, truckin

Didnt work for me, too long for that punchline. Constructive critisism not bashing, I could not tell a good joke if I got a million dollars for it :)

Hi, I'm Tyrone.

The black guy.

no

just

no

What the fuck? Please stop.

Fucking sucks!

- PornAddict

hmmmmmmmmmm

lol. getting better.

I have actually been to that resort in Key West, lol

that's not funny. THIS is funny! :)

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=7fe_1225356905

I put the more detailed version on my blog. More details make it read funnier.

http://blog.stevelightspeed.com/2008...l-nude-resort/

And ps, ktj4l --- fuck off.

funny story? yes
joke? no

yes, the word "joke" isn't technically correct. How about "partially factual story embellished with amusing fictional details"

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