Why are they remaking The Karate Kid?!?
 

And with Will Smith's son no less! - http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/11112008/...ate-kid-0.html

Who could possibly be a better Mr. Miyagi?

Cause it's easier to recycle crap than actually create?

Absolutely hated that film.

That is just disappointing. How do you replace Miyagi?!

why are they fucking up all kinds of old shit? lol

:Oh crap

Thats not a joke? Unreal. Who knows.. because people in hollywood will buy anything?!?

Know what else would be great? A group of mop haired lads from liverpool, maybe playing instruments.

A new version of that movie could never live up to the old version.

Sheesh...that's just asking to be a shitty movie. Pat Morita rolling over in his grave.

They'll probably have Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Miyagi...that'd at least be entertaining.

Karate Kid: You're a Miyagi?
Sammy: Yea, bitch! You got a problem with that, muthafucka!?
Karate Kid: Er, I guess not...you do know karate, right?
Sammy: Shit, negrooo...of course I know karate...it's about focus! FOCUS, muthafucka...do you speak it?!
Karate Kid: Oh..kay.....you ever kill anyone before?
Sammy: YES, they deserved to die, and I HOPE they BURN IN HELL!
Karate Kid: Why do you always gotta yell like that?
Sammy: Cuz that's how I talk...y'aint eva seeen my movies? Juice? That was a good one!

LOL

:thumbsup haha
LOL

Like 'the next karate kid' didn't suck enough?

Damn, was trying to look for the South Park "Losing Edge" part with Randy fighting "Bad Dad" where he's singing that song while kicking his ass, lol. Can't find it on YouTube...ugh, all that pirated unlicensed shit and not the thing I want to find.

$$$$$$$$

the same reaosn they remake all movies.

$$$

and all remakes suck, no matter how much ppl say otherwise, remakes play on the ignorance of the audience.

They need to "sweep the leg" of this remake.

Comedy Central forwards me on to the canadian site so I can't post it here.

Season 9 Episode 5, The losing edge.

My son is just getting into the old ones.. he loves them and thinks he is the karate kid !!

cuz Will Smith said so. his son is the lead.. starts filming early next year

To make money :)

The film industry hasn't released anything original in the last 2 years really. It's all old recycled stuff.

no offense but I dont think will smith's kid can cut it - I noticed in pursuit of happyness that the kid was never really acting he was just there while his dad acted. Then at the premiere and every time i seen him in the spotlight he was never talkative or really the "in the light" sort... maybe its the youth - but i just dont feel it...

not to mention the shitty idea for continuing this movie in this time

OMG LOL Samuel L Jackson!!! Hahhahahaha I just had a Chappelle show moment.
Drink Samuel Jackson! http://thetravisty.com/Chappelles_Sh...ckson_Beer.htm

Because they know timing fuckin great. You think 15 years from now people will take their kids to see that crap? Its gonna be a bunch of 26-34 year old dads that now have 4-10 year old sons that grew up with the Karate Kid. Smart really.

I love karate fucking kid!

they need to make MMA kid... Karate is useless nowadays

:2 cents::2 cents:

You're slow. Done already.

Because sadly, there are people who will shell out money to see it...

Ding Ding Ding.. Winner in 2nd post...

Isn't the kid a bit young too? Which means no boyfriend/girlfriend stuff so I bet it goes to Disney levels and cutsie kids stuff.

COBRA KAI FOR LIFE!!!

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I just read a book about Liz Taylor (shhh, don't tell anyone). This is what Hollywood does - they rehash the same old shit over and over again.

damn, dude got old

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oh shit that was teh funneh... maybe YOU should make a remake of the Karate Kid

I'm not happy they're remaking Footloose either.

Is it just me or were all the points he won shit ??

80's is the in-thing now. Karate Kid 2 was better though.
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Add to your correction, cuz you know you rike. :pimp

I don't know why, but they could come up with another idea, that Karate Kid is smoked.

god, karate kid and karate kid 2, best movies ever. i'm going to go home and watch them both in succession now. but this news saddens me.

Daniel Larusso's going to fight? Daniel Larusso IS GONNA FIGHT

He wasn't that young when the first film was made..no where near a teen at least

Ayyyyye Daniel-son. Always look eye.

"Get him a body bag johnny, yeeeaaaaaa"



Same cast in that video as the movie... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweep_the_Leg

the problem is hollywood doesnt want to take risks anymore so they produce these bullshit movies.

There's plans to remake Robocop as well! http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/movies/a...n-remakes.html

What's next, a Jaws remake with Matthew McCougnahey as Chief Brody and Gary Oldman as Quint?

Hey, that might be pretty good.

so Charlie and The Chocolate Factory sucked?

Rob Zombie's remake of Halloween sucked?

And the remake of Dawn of the Dead?

Suck³

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You have no soul!!!!

I've heard this rumor for over a year now. This movie will suck. Too many people remember the original. Will Smith just wants to put his kid in something. Hopefully this will nips that kid's carer in the bud.