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TheSenator 11-13-2008 12:33 PM

Stinky Farts Regulate Blood Pressure...
 
I rip ass all the time...now I have a good excuse

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A smelly rotten-egg gas in farts controls blood pressure in mice, a new study finds.

The unpleasant aroma of the gas, called hydrogen sulfide (H2S), can be a little too familiar, as it is expelled by bacteria living in the human colon and eventually makes its way, well, out.

The new research found that cells lining mice?s blood vessels naturally make the gas and this action can help keep the rodents? blood pressure low by relaxing the blood vessels to prevent hypertension (high blood pressure). This gas is ?no doubt? produced in cells lining human blood vessels too, the researchers said.

?Now that we know hydrogen sulfide?s role in regulating blood pressure, it may be possible to design drug therapies that enhance its formation as an alternative to the current methods of treatment for hypertension,? said Johns Hopkins neuroscientist Solomon H. Snyder, M.D., a co-author of the study detailed in the Oct. 24th issue of the journal Science.

Snyder and his colleagues compared normal mice to mice that were missing a gene for an enzyme known as CSE, long suspected as being responsible for making hydrogen sulfide. As they measured hydrogen sulfide levels taken from tissues of the CSE-deficient mice, the scientists found that the gas was depleted in the cardiovascular systems of the altered mice. By contrast, normal mice had higher levels of the gas, thereby showing that hydrogen sulfide is naturally made by mammalian tissues using CSE.

Next, the mice were subjected to higher blood pressures comparable to serious hypertension in humans. Scientists had them respond to a chemical called methacholine that relaxes normal blood vessels. The blood vessels of the CSE-lacking mice hardly relaxed, indicating that hydrogen sulfide is a huge contender for regulating blood pressure.

Hydrogen sulfide is the most recently discovered member of a family of gasotransmitters, small molecules inside our bodies with important physiological functions.

This study is the first to reveal that the CSE enzyme that triggers hydrogen sulfide is activated itself in the same way as other enzymes when they trigger their respective gasotransmitter, such as a nitric oxide-forming enzyme that also regulates blood pressure, Dr. Snyder said.

Because gasotransmitters are common in mammals all over the evolutionary tree, these findings on the importance of hydrogen sulfide are thought to have broad applications to human diseases, such as diabetes and neurodegenerative diseases.

The research was supported by grants from the U.S. Public Health Service and the Canadian Institutes of Health Research as well as a Research Scientist Award.
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TheSenator 11-13-2008 12:34 PM

Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27343876/

Scott McD 11-13-2008 12:35 PM

I just farted to celebrate!

Tom_PM 11-13-2008 12:46 PM

"“Now that we know hydrogen sulfide’s role in regulating blood pressure, it may be possible to design drug therapies that enhance its formation as an alternative to the current methods of treatment for hypertension,”"

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CyberHustler 11-13-2008 12:53 PM

I just controlled my blood pressure...

AdPatron 11-13-2008 12:54 PM

What if it smells like ass?

Persius 11-13-2008 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesTraffic (Post 15049211)
What if it smells like ass?

even better for your heart:thumbsup

TheSenator 11-13-2008 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JoesTraffic (Post 15049211)
What if it smells like ass?

The eggier the smell the better...


Just farted into my office chair and it vibrated.

SykkBoy 11-13-2008 01:31 PM

I bet I'm the healthiest person in the world....as far as blood pressure goes...

Honez 11-13-2008 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 15049144)
"?Now that we know hydrogen sulfide?s role in regulating blood pressure, it may be possible to design drug therapies that enhance its formation as an alternative to the current methods of treatment for hypertension,?"

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TheSenator 11-14-2008 07:41 AM

Morning farts are the best...

..."Honey, I am just regulating my blood pressure..."

mikeyddddd 11-14-2008 07:45 AM

My blood pressure is on the low side.

No wonder my farts don't stink.

gornyhuy 11-14-2008 07:56 AM

Your BP is low BECAUSE your farts stink.

mikeyddddd 11-14-2008 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy (Post 15052872)
Your BP is low BECAUSE your farts stink.


Iron Fist 11-14-2008 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by mikeyddddd (Post 15053165)

Literally. :thumbsup:thumbsup

The Duck 11-14-2008 09:14 AM

I am very healthy.


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