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peterpan

11-14-2008 01:35 AM

What the hell is a Portuguese shower?

I really need to know, can't find it on google. Supposed to be some sex position/act.

Iron Fist

11-14-2008 01:48 AM

Instead of taking a shower one merely masks their smell by drenching their body in deodorant and cologne. Commonly done at festivals or other occassions where sanitation is not present.

Dude, a Portuguese shower isn't going to help when you're covered in pig shit.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...tuguese+shower

peterpan

11-14-2008 01:49 AM

Already saw that one, checked all google results..

Iron Fist

11-14-2008 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peterpan (Post 15052160)

Already saw that one, checked all google results..

Then why did you ask? What other result are you looking for?

peterpan

11-14-2008 01:55 AM

A sex position/act

Iron Fist

11-14-2008 01:56 AM

PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

You whisk up some eggs, have her lay down and prop up her ass real high,
take a funnel and pour the eggs in her pussy, then fuck her, and you have just made her "scrambled eggs" aka PORTUGUESE BREAKFAST

peterpan

11-14-2008 02:02 AM

lol thats a good one, dont think its it, Portuguese tea party wasnt it either :(

BusterBunny

11-14-2008 02:06 AM

round my parts that equals pissing into a fan and letting blow back onto yourself...

d-null

11-14-2008 02:08 AM

that is fucking hilarious :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jens Van Assterdam

11-14-2008 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15052176)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

NinjaSteve

11-14-2008 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15052176)

Has anybody ever tried this? POST YOUR RESULTS! :1orglaugh

martinsc

11-14-2008 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15052176)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

gimo33

11-14-2008 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15052176)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Violetta

11-14-2008 07:19 AM

hhahahahha

Spunky

11-14-2008 07:22 AM

I'm hankering for some scrambled eggs

JerseyPuma

11-14-2008 08:06 AM

I always thought it was Puerto Rican shower when you put on cologne instead of showering? As a man of Portuguese descent, I am throughly offended by this.

Dame	11-14-2008 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 15052176)

OMG that is just too funny! So do you good the scrambled eggs up afterwards for a meal? lol

DAMNMAN

11-14-2008 08:47 AM

What kind of vaginal infections happen after this breakfast one can only guessed at...... It is however brutally funny!!!!!!!

Rui	11-14-2008 09:28 AM

Funny these so called "terms" aren't used by...Portuguese

Go figure eh?

Linguist

11-14-2008 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by peterpan (Post 15052133)

I really need to know, can't find it on google. Supposed to be some sex position/act.

Are you from Toronto? If so you just got trolled :1orglaugh

peterpan

11-14-2008 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Linguist (Post 15053366)

Are you from Toronto? If so you just got trolled :1orglaugh

guessing my city = ownage :(

I am guessing u saw it to

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