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Signs of getting older...
I listen to jazz and blues throughout the day instead of metal.
I pay attention to what I eat because I know how it will effect my body later. (It's funny, eat fresh good food and you will feel so much better than if you are eating crap.) Name your words of wisdom... :-) |
I listen to slow love jams haha
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Got some CCR on right now
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You wonder about what it was you were interested in before your first child came along.
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You start telling your children the same words of wisdom your's told you (which you never listened to or headed, often until it was too late).
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Invite friends over dinner and spend the night talking about the past.
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Not cumming in 5 minutes or less
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Instead of bragging about staying up all night you complain about being up all night.
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A sad sign: I don't mind commercial breaks during movies on TV...
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Needing glasses to read anything :( Didn't them at all until I was over 40 and even then I could struggle, but still read w/o them. Not any more. I have 4 pairs now: one for the store, one for the office, one for the dining table (I read while I eat) and one in my pocketbook. I am lost w/o them but I can't wear them all the time because I can't see crap far away with them on.
The next step is the dreaded glasses chain. :helpme |
my back hurts.
my eyes are tired. I'm always tired. I think it's a great achievement that I walk 30 minutes a day, when before I used to laugh at people who didn't work out seriously and just walked. |
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Turn that damn music down.... Did I say that..
The music is only too loud if your toooooo old. |
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Dropping music, TV or movie references and seeing the blank stares of the younger adults around you.
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Your workout soreness goes from the next day to the second day and then to the third day, and then it just sort of a blur of continuous soreness.
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I tend to limp a little without knowing it. I bet that makes me look old to others.
also, I'll look for my sunglasses for 5 minutes just to go outside for 2 minutes. :) |
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Your knees feel a little stiff when it gets cold
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Hangovers last 2 days now :(
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I have always been listening to blues, but no jazz so far! :)
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I'm 22 and I listen to jazz all the time :thumbsup
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little injuries and pains and aches take a long time to heal and there always seems to something hurting somewhere in any given day
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I cant stay up all night anymore.. 100% impossible or If I manage.. I''ll sleep all day.
where when I was young I remember making bets with my cousin who could stay up the most days.. and we made it to the 4th morning and said fuck it. |
Enjoying Gerry Rafferty music once again.
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To have beautiful and flawless teeth, you must spend a lot of money. When you're younger, you don't have to spend shit
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take with food, 2x daily.
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I was just talking about this with some people. To me it seems like the memory gets worse and worse. It's the little things that bother me.
For instance you get on a plane and you look and the pilot looks like doogy houser. All the kids act like they invented google at 6 mos of age. It's just a different generation. For me I still listen to metal loud, but watch tv and work with my glasses on. |
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lol :1orglaugh:thumbsup |
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I'm working on eating less, I meditate and look towards spiritual areas as I age as well as my eye is getting better and I take more risks in my artwork. still have a hard-on all day too :) |
I have a bigger patience these days, beats being stressed.
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stop using lotion when you jerk off.
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