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detoxed 11-19-2008 02:24 PM

Anyone wanna start a Somali pirate organization?
 
Come on, it cant be that hard if you can swim!


Who is down

aico 11-19-2008 02:31 PM

I just robbed the Seattle-Bremerton ferry in my zodiac.

JamesK 11-19-2008 02:32 PM

Sign me up.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-19-2008 02:32 PM

Word came in that CHio just got blown the fuck up by a Indian Destroyer in the South Sea's. It's over.

Pornopat 11-19-2008 02:34 PM

I hear you need two different kind of people.
You need people who can handle a gun and you need people who can manage a boat.
You also need guns and boats btw...

I think I should be the man staying behind doing all the thinking work and collecting 50% for this.

Malicious Biz 11-19-2008 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by godaddy
SOMALIPIRATEBAY.ORG is available!

:thumbsup:thumbsup

DWB 11-19-2008 02:38 PM

I've been on that shit for 2 years now. Making a killing.

BradM 11-19-2008 02:39 PM

Nice seeing you around here :)

detoxed 11-19-2008 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 15078347)
I was thinking it would be a great business op if you opened a business hunting Somalis. Some nice skinny negro heads over the fireplace would look nice. :thumbsup

I read an article recently that Blackwater purchased a huge ship with helicopter pads and several smaller boats that can launch from it. They bought it to go after pirates for the highest bidder.

detoxed 11-19-2008 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 15078356)
Nice seeing you around here :)



Been a while, got my password reset :)

Marcus Aurelius 11-19-2008 02:47 PM

Count me in, my pirate name gets to be Deezzy McNuts though.

$5 submissions 11-19-2008 02:52 PM

The ROI figures are amazing.

pornguy 11-19-2008 02:54 PM

I am as long as we can apply for some bail out money

germ 11-19-2008 02:57 PM

I'm down. Those guys are making a ton of money.

TeenCat 11-19-2008 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz (Post 15078345)
:thumbsup:thumbsup

hehehe lol :thumbsup

detoxed 11-19-2008 03:01 PM

We are going to shock and awe with old school pirate ships. I think we could just hijack some historical ships from the New England coast or something, load up our muskets and cannons and set sail to African waters for the booty. Bring rum and oranges, gotta keep scurvy away mates.

LisaWP 11-19-2008 03:16 PM

I am recruiting for my west coast band of pirates. We only attack cruise ships because they have all the booze. Plus, we can ransom the passengers....after the big shuffleboard contest of course.

Tevion 11-19-2008 03:39 PM

I'm in, I have a Carpet Knife and a few sharp edged stones, should be enough to defeat 3 Destroyers

$5 submissions 11-19-2008 05:47 PM

Piracy is lucrative: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081119/...ate_boomtown_1

Somalia's increasingly brazen pirates are building sprawling stone houses, cruising in luxury cars, marrying beautiful women — even hiring caterers to prepare Western-style food for their hostages.

And in an impoverished country where every public institution has crumbled, they have become heroes in the steamy coastal dens they operate from because they are the only real business in town.

"The pirates depend on us, and we benefit from them," said Sahra Sheik Dahir, a shop owner in Haradhere, the nearest village to where a hijacked Saudi Arabian supertanker carrying $100 million in crude was anchored Wednesday.


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