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bu((aneer

11-19-2008 11:48 PM

so my wife crashed my fucking car!! (pic)

Women have to be the worst fucking drivers on the face of the earth!:mad::mad:

And she didn't even fucking tell me, did she think I wouldnt notice??lol

I went to the mall and saw it when I came back, as I was parked facing a lamp post I knew that the damage had to have been there from before!

Asked her about it and she said "sorry it slipped my mind"..

Damn, those lamps are fucking expensive!

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http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a2...h/i35Smash.jpg

JP-pornshooter

11-19-2008 11:53 PM

you got it all wrong..

the post should read: "so my fucking wife crashed my car.."

DefaultMan

11-19-2008 11:59 PM

Women...what can you do?

bu((aneer

11-20-2008 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter (Post 15080779)

you got it all wrong..

the post should read: "so my fucking wife crashed my car.."

thought that would sound too aggressive lol

Antonio

11-20-2008 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bu((aneer (Post 15080772)

Damn, those lamps are fucking expensive!

no insuranse?

Vick!

11-20-2008 12:06 AM

Make sure your shit is insured of someone else also drives it, especially some women.

doridori

11-20-2008 12:07 AM

lol.....this site never gets old.

iMind

11-20-2008 12:12 AM

:( sorry to see that man.

On the bright side, I think you got off easier then the last guy that posted a thread where his wife fucked up his car..

I can't find the thread, but she had fucked one whole side of the car haha.

ExLust

11-20-2008 12:13 AM

She should not drive your car anymore.

NickB.

11-20-2008 12:26 AM

god I hate that, god bless my driver LOL - she wont need to drive

LexiLexxx

11-20-2008 12:35 AM

Glad to hear she's ok, LOL!

That's minor damage, it can be fixed.

heh

Iron Fist

11-20-2008 01:15 AM

Crashed? That's a fender bender man.... nothing a body shop could make look like brand spanking new in a couple hours.

MetaMan

11-20-2008 01:15 AM

what kind of bitch ass lets his wife hop out in his whip?

pull down your pants down and check if you have a cock still. if you do man the fuck up.

PostWhore

11-20-2008 01:16 AM

thats not a crash, thats a scratch!

bu((aneer

11-20-2008 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15080876)

what kind of bitch ass lets his wife hop out in his whip?

pull down your pants down and check if you have a cock still. if you do man the fuck up.

settle down stephen or i'll own you..

bloggingseo

11-20-2008 01:29 AM

It's not that bad, you can claim it on your insurance. Shouldn't be a big deal! I can understand why she didn't tell you. You were so pissed you posted pics of a not so huge dent on the internet for everyone to see! LOL! Talk about overreaction

MetaMan

11-20-2008 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bu((aneer (Post 15080899)

settle down stephen or i'll own you..

it's with a V d00d CMAN

bu((aneer

11-20-2008 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15080909)

it's with a V d00d CMAN

whatever, you're still 30 seconds away from total ownage. i suggest you bounce..:thumbsup

MetaMan

11-20-2008 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bu((aneer (Post 15080922)

whatever, you're still 30 seconds away from total ownage. i suggest you bounce..:thumbsup

dont hate appreciate. :2 cents:

shermo

11-20-2008 01:56 AM

That's nothing... My wife did a real number on her car a couple years back!
http://realringtone.us/accident/01.jpg
http://realringtone.us/accident/02.jpg
http://realringtone.us/accident/03.jpg
http://realringtone.us/accident/04.jpg

Of course she was insured, but she was cited with DWA: Driving While Asian :1orglaugh

Since that say, she'd been christened "Crash". I got her a helmet to drive with that Christmas. :winkwink:

rowan

11-20-2008 02:02 AM

My wife had a new car in mid 2005, since then it's had...

- numerous nudges, scratches and indentations to the rear bumper... including hitting another car when she was backing out
- scrape to the rear bumper when she hit a fence while backing out
- scrape to the front bumper when she hit the garage door rail backing in
- crumpled front wheel well when she went over a large rock that got caught in it
- dented rear door when someone decided to overtake her on the same side she was turning

The last incident wasn't her fault, but the rest cost $1k in insurance excess to fix

A-n-D-r-E-S

11-20-2008 04:04 AM

I think you shouldn't let her drive, women are the worst drivers everybody knows that...

Firehorse

11-20-2008 04:09 AM

Sorry to see that, and I'm glad to hear your wife is ok!

Bojangles

11-20-2008 04:31 AM

That sucks, man.

Adultnet

11-20-2008 05:23 AM

well this can happen :)

umbralui

11-20-2008 05:28 AM

sorry for your car :Oh crap .. buy some lecithin for wife :1orglaugh

Tevion

11-20-2008 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 15080953)

I'm suggesting a bicycle :)

neonliquid

11-20-2008 05:46 AM

slap the bitch.

V_RocKs

11-20-2008 05:47 AM

My GF has crashed both of my cars numerous times... What else are women for?

JamesK

11-20-2008 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15080876)

what kind of bitch ass lets his wife hop out in his whip?

pull down your pants down and check if you have a cock still. if you do man the fuck up.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

HorseShit

11-20-2008 06:18 AM

I guarantee the dude she's cheating on with you cracked up your car

pornguy

11-20-2008 06:33 AM

Me, I would sell the bitch..

Now you have to figure out which bitch to sell.

nico-t

11-20-2008 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LexiLexxx (Post 15080828)

Glad to hear she's ok, LOL!

lol.... typical female reaction

MistressNirvana

11-20-2008 06:56 AM

Aww that's only a scratch lol:2 cents:

andy83

11-20-2008 07:46 AM

not too serious crash, just take it easy and maybe make her pay for it so she'll feel the pinch and be more careful next time

Robocrop

11-20-2008 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15080876)

what kind of bitch ass lets his wife hop out in his whip?

pull down your pants down and check if you have a cock still. if you do man the fuck up.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Anyway its nothing compared to when my midget wife took a spin in my new ride..I should have known better :(

http://www.autoblog.com/media/2006/02/enzo-crash.jpg

Corleone

11-20-2008 07:49 AM

ouch bad scratch

seeandsee

11-20-2008 07:51 AM

it's a shame :)

nAtuRaLbEautY

11-20-2008 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 15081365)

lol.... typical female reaction

im about to say the same thing. :winkwink:

adonthenet

11-20-2008 08:01 AM

its noting special... just go fix it ;)

Gary_TLX

11-20-2008 08:06 AM

That sucks man, I would be pissed too, I just love my car too much. Thank god the damage is minor and she is ok.

seven

11-20-2008 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adonthenet (Post 15081597)

its noting special... just go fix it ;)

I second that.. you are such a whiner dude! Maybe you are a half-woman yourself? lol

Sid70

11-20-2008 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherm (Post 15080945)

Beemer blood :(

Pete-KT

11-20-2008 08:23 AM

its a car who cares, thats what insurance is for

kowalsky

11-20-2008 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP-pornshooter (Post 15080779)

you got it all wrong..

the post should read: "so my fucking wife crashed my car.."

hahaha, it´s true.

Scott McD

11-20-2008 09:10 AM

Don't get me started on women drivers... :disgust

Darkcrni

11-20-2008 09:15 AM

Do you want me to kill her?

Violetta

11-20-2008 09:30 AM

hehe... that sucks!

CaptainHowdy

11-20-2008 09:30 AM

Sorry to hear that ...

digifan

11-20-2008 09:38 AM

Revenge!!!!

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