eric is a retard, so is baddog
 

baddog is just mandatory but eric i really mean.
What was that shit about sunny leone again? When the dude didnt have a free ride anymore he started bannin and censoring everryone, then we got the pork chop incident. What happened to the chop? and eric went on spme bitfch asssss rampaaaaaaaageeeeeeee omg mt kryboaris empty

Sounds like some middle school shit to me...

Free ride?
Um well um, besides Joe who do you else do you think was very well paid at ICS and now playboy?

:2 cents:

buster was here

Come to think of it, I think I would like to trade my money/investments for Eric's.

i don't see what you did here...

is this I want to get banned Saturday? lol

i think hes drinking again

If I had a sig, this would be a good spot for it

any spot is a good spot for a shout out to td:2 cents:

I think in Latin the term is: Bannis ericomanthis rightwayus trolholio

pork chops? Damn, I love pork chops...

Not to fear... eric will be here. I gave him your shout-out.

nico-t stole my bike

Back in 'Nam, me and Eric were in the same platoon. That bastard saved my life more times than I can count on my fingers... he saved me 9 times, and I only have 8 fingers left after some amphetamine-charged Laotian bit off the pinky and ring finger of my left hand.

But one fateful evening I was able to return the favor. We were playing a hand of Mississippi Devil poker, you know, where clubs are wild and the winner of each hand got an extra shot of gun oil for his Springfield, when Charlie came out of nowhere. Those bastards were hiding in the trees and waited for nightfall to descend.

*pop*, I kill one of them little sneaks! *pop pop*, I gun down his buddy! All of a sudden I hear this high-pitched scream, like a schoolgirl running from a bee! Out of the nearby bushes comes Eric, stumbling forward and falling to the ground like a drunkard.

"Dey got me, Roy. Those fuckers got me!"

"Hold on buddy, CAS is about to light up this jungle like the goddamn Fourth of July!"

"I'm hit man, I'm fucking hit!"

"Where'd they get you Eric," I asked as I reached for my small medkit. He pointed down to his ribs where I could see a blood stain slowly expanding on his olive drab jacket.

"It's ok buddy, we're going to get through this!"

Two machete-wielding Vietcong charged us, but all it took was a few rounds from my M1903 to put them down.

"Roy, I promise man, if I make it outta here I'm going to work for Playboy. I'm going to mod the shit out the industry forum that we buy, and I'm going to credit you 1,000 posts when you sign up as an active member!"

It was the talk of a desperate man who needed a newfound sliver of hope to keep his senses in line, the gibberish of a wounded soldier. I had to humor the poor bastard to keep his spirits up while we waited for air support.

Another gook, screaming like the Devil himself, unloaded his rusty S&W in our direction. Each bullet kicked up a handful of dirt as his trail of shots came closer and closer to our feet. Luckily, he hadn't hit us by that sixth shot, and I put one between his eyes with my backup Colt M1911A1.

"I'm saving your ass, soldier, you need to make that 2,000 posts," I said with a cocky laugh.

"You got it pal, you got it!"

Just then, explosions that lit up the night sky! Fire towered over the tall trees as our Cobras delivered their payloads. Charlie retreated fast and furious into the darkness of the jungle, and after a harrowing extraction, good old Eric was on his way to the nearest field hospital to get patched up.

I'm still waiting for him to make good on his promise. :disgust

http://www.freakpeek.com/platoon.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Pork Chops???

Eric once gave me an awesome reach around. THAT is a caring individual. Btw I think Nico has had a few drinks.

Fuck you

Man I really need to install that GFY breath-a-lizer!

Yes well, that's certainly a reasonable response to what I've written...

Things that make you go hmmm

Well, in Eric's defense....he is dating Jelena Jensen. I don't think a retard could get a girl like that :thumbsup

Its fun to watch Nico the next day when he starts to remember and comes back to the interesting threads saying sorry though. lol

Wait, there were pork chops?

Damn she is hot. You should have posted a picture Dean. :)

WTF is this about pork chops?

I don't have a recent pic of her...it's been a few years since I've shot her.
But hopefully we can do something together soon (*hint hint*) :winkwink:

Here you go Dean...

http://www.webmasteraccess.com/images/menu.jpg

wow hot... and nice eyes she have :)

Yep...She's a cutie:thumbsup

I sale short pork chops

i love sunny leone....she is so hot

It was great seeing Eric and Baddog at the Playboy Mansion... I don't recall seeing nico-t there though.

say hello for me as well :Graucho

sig spot secured :)

lol at platoon...

Jelena is hot for sure. Congrats to the winner. He should send her some traffic though. ;)

That Playboy stamp of approval is a strong thing. :winkwink:

Damn, here I am late to the party again:Oh crap

You're not alone

I second that.

LOL I just now remembered what the pork chop thing is about... that was tassy and Ice... LOL.

i know.. what thread was that...

ahahaa :1orglaugh

sorry for this thread, i was completely fucked up trying to start shit again... jesus christ

o shit i didnt see this yet when i just replied, right on the money.... funny but sad at the same time :Oh crap

You may want to choose your targets a little wiser.

A deleted one as I recall.