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czarina 11-26-2008 11:15 AM

Who Cleans Your House?
 
I used to clean every other day after I was done with work, but my mom has been staying with us for the last few months and she had been cleaning.
Except that about a month ago she stopped (no idea why, she just didn't mop the floors anymore). So now when I'm done working at 5PM, I have to clean myself. It sucks!

Should I hire a maid? Here you can get someone for about $20 a day to clean the whole house. Or should I ask my mom to start cleaning again?

anyway, who cleans your house?

KillerK 11-26-2008 11:17 AM

What 3rd world country are you in?

RedShoe 11-26-2008 11:19 AM

If your mom's there she should do it. I'd force her to do it. I'd say "Clean or get the fuck out"

She's just mooching off you at this point. She either cleans or pays rent. That's the choice I give my kids. I don't give a shit if they are just 3 and 7. They'll either clean or get a swift kick in the ass.

RedShoe 11-26-2008 11:20 AM

If your own mother isn't mopping the floors at LEAST once a day. I'd get rid of her. Go get a new mom, yours is broke.

sexyclicks 11-26-2008 11:21 AM

banana claire knows the rates

The Duck 11-26-2008 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 15108762)
If your mom's there she should do it. I'd force her to do it. I'd say "Clean or get the fuck out"

She's just mooching off you at this point. She either cleans or pays rent. That's the choice I give my kids. I don't give a shit if they are just 3 and 7. They'll either clean or get a swift kick in the ass.

That is a healthy attitude, everyone should ship in to keep a household running.

Horny Dude 11-26-2008 11:23 AM

I get my house clean every week for $120 a month, best money I've ever spent. Place is spotless when they leave. I live in San Diego so there are all kinds of Mexican ladies looking to clean houses for money.

boneprone 11-26-2008 11:23 AM

We have a lady come once a week. We pay her 100.00 per pop.

Im thinking its a bit high.. I know I could do it myself. Hell I work out of the home. But it would never get done if I got rid of her.

100.00 a time just seems high. thats 400.00 a month that I could be using elsewhere I always say. But she does good work.

And no she's not hot. She's my moms age. And very mother like nice.

DutchTeenCash 11-26-2008 11:26 AM

20 a day? wheres that?

RedShoe 11-26-2008 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horny Dude (Post 15108788)
I get my house clean every week for $120 a month, best money I've ever spent. Place is spotless when they leave. I live in San Diego so there are all kinds of Mexican ladies looking to clean houses for money.

I'm assuming you don't live with your mom like this guy does though. Just out of curiosity, do you ever fuck your mexican maid? You do know you can do that right?


MoreMagic 11-26-2008 11:29 AM

Clean house what? Why hmmmmm:disgust

Stellar 11-26-2008 11:32 AM

You sound like a fucking brat, I mean how old are you again Czarina?

I wouldn't let my mother lift a finger,

either do it yourself or hire someone and pay them fairly like BoneProne.

I usually agree with redshoe, but not feeling the zest today.

If you want someone cheap, who knows they are being underpaid.. just be prepared to get fucked over when you least expect it.

:2 cents:

Karupted Charles 11-26-2008 11:33 AM

We pay 90 every other week for her to do all the big stuff and we handle the small day to day stuff. My opinion is if you can make more in the time it takes to do something you can pay someone else to do for less then pay it.

RedShoe 11-26-2008 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellar (Post 15108840)
You sound like a fucking brat, I mean how old are you again Czarina?

I wouldn't let my mother lift a finger,

either do it yourself or hire someone and pay them fairly like BoneProne.

I usually agree with redshoe, but not feeling the zest today.

If you want someone cheap, who knows they are being underpaid.. just be prepared to get fucked over when you least expect it.

:2 cents:

I was making the same point you were making, but being.. VEEEEERRRRYYY sarcastic about it. I can't believe this tool is making his mom clean the house and not only is she a guest.. she's his MOM!

punker barbie 11-26-2008 11:51 AM

ive got a cleaning lady that comes twice a month. she does all the stuff i dont liek doing such as bathrooms kicthen dusting but day to day stuff i do.

Evil Chris 11-26-2008 11:53 AM

Redshoe's Mom cleans my house once a week.

Buenos Dias Redshoe. :)

Karupted Charles 11-26-2008 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 15108931)
ive got a cleaning lady that comes twice a month. she does all the stuff i dont liek doing such as bathrooms kicthen dusting but day to day stuff i do.

You my dear should ever ever have to clean. Get that man of yours on a shorter leash!

Stellar 11-26-2008 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 15108868)
I was making the same point you were making, but being.. VEEEEERRRRYYY sarcastic about it. I can't believe this tool is making his mom clean the house and not only is she a guest.. she's his MOM!

My fault RedShoe.. thanks for the clarification, I must have just skimmed through it.

Should have known your more level headed than that and checked it twice :thumbsup

RedShoe 11-26-2008 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 15108944)
Redshoe's Mom cleans my house once a week.

Buenos Dias Redshoe. :)

Is she your sexy mexican maid? :(

fusionx 11-26-2008 12:08 PM

I have a maid come in once a week (Mondays) for about 4 hours. She does my laundry, cleans everything, does any dishes I left out (rare), washes down both terrazas, etc.. $20 a pop.. can't beat it..

Except when she bleached a bunch of my new clothes.. that really sucked.. about $500 out the window in one day..

Oh.. and the time she rinsed my wireless keyboard in the sink.. that wasn't terribly helpful, either.. :)

baddog 11-26-2008 12:10 PM

Have a couple maids, my PA, and my Roomba.

Violetta 11-26-2008 12:26 PM

Wall-e!!!

kmanrox 11-26-2008 12:32 PM

maid comes 6 days a week, 10 hours a day... when she's not cleaning (make her do a full detail cleaning every day) we have her run errands, do the shopping, laundry, ironing and stuff...

nanny comes 6 days a week also and she double washes the baby's stuff to make sure its all good

RedShoe 11-26-2008 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15109039)
Have a couple maids, my PA, and my Roomba.

Cat wants one of those irobot things. Do those really work? Do you like yours?

JockJuiceContent 11-26-2008 12:34 PM

My girlfriend cleans the house..... i fix the cars and mow the lawn so its even;)

Sandra Shine 11-26-2008 12:51 PM

I clean my house. Usually wear a hot short and a white shirt and I always get sweaty by the end of it and my nipples get visible thru the wet shirt...
Umm, is this just too much of information? ;)
I also shovel the snow on the street in Winter but there in one thing I hate and it is moving the lawn. I pay for that to a guy next door.

aico 11-26-2008 01:01 PM

I have 2 cleaning ladies that come once a week.

baddog 11-26-2008 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 15109166)
Cat wants one of those irobot things. Do those really work? Do you like yours?

I like it enough that it is what I am giving for xmas this year

baddog 11-26-2008 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sandra Shine (Post 15109266)
I clean my house. Usually wear a hot short and a white shirt and I always get sweaty by the end of it and my nipples get visible thru the wet shirt...
Umm, is this just too much of information? ;)
I also shovel the snow on the street in Winter but there in one thing I hate and it is moving the lawn. I pay for that to a guy next door.

I got to shovel snow for the first time last winter. No thank you. That is what 16 year old kids are for.

tranza 11-26-2008 01:22 PM

I have a maid that goes 6 times a week to clean my house.

johnnyloadproductions 11-26-2008 01:31 PM

I would say that, depending on how old your mother is, that perhaps you should get a maid. If she is misbehaving, perhaps she should clean the house.

C-Luv 11-26-2008 01:33 PM

I clean my house in my undies : ) I love cleaning in just my underwear.

Jim_Gunn 11-26-2008 01:33 PM

I have a lady that is a friend of a friend come and clean the whole house every other week. Well worth $60.

Mr Pheer 11-26-2008 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15109341)
I like it enough that it is what I am giving for xmas this year

Wow, thanks man... Just what I wanted.

WiredGuy 11-26-2008 01:48 PM

I do it myself, i'm a neat freak. I do it about once a week. Its some nice down time where I get a chance to not think about work for a bit so I don't mind doing it. I imagine by next year I'll just say to hell with it and get a maid service though, lol.
WG

PersianKitty 11-26-2008 02:01 PM

I keep things halfway liveable but have two ladies that come in for 2 hours the end of each week. They do surface cleaning primarily... floors, carpets, kitchen, bathroom, dusting.

punker barbie 11-26-2008 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Karupted Charles (Post 15108948)
You my dear should ever ever have to clean. Get that man of yours on a shorter leash!


oh man. i cant complain. ive got it good :P

whats the dealio with your chicks bachelorette fiesta?

Spunky 11-26-2008 08:51 PM

I do a few times a week

J. Falcon 11-26-2008 08:56 PM

We have a lady come once a week and she does a great job. Not expensive at all.

wyldblyss 11-26-2008 09:14 PM

We have 2 or 3 ladies come once a week. They charge $30/hr per person so when the three of them are here, I pay $90/hr.

I'm fussy, so I am always reminding them of things they overlook and they have to be the most clumsy people I have ever met. They are forever breaking things :(

LeRoy 11-26-2008 09:37 PM

I do a half ass job and my wife takes care of the rest :)

BSleazy 11-26-2008 10:19 PM

Something is wrong if you really need to mop the floors every day.

Horny Dude 11-26-2008 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 15108808)
I'm assuming you don't live with your mom like this guy does though. Just out of curiosity, do you ever fuck your mexican maid? You do know you can do that right?

LOL....I would but they are not appealing at all.No DirtyLatinaMaids.com action at my house.:disgust

fallenmuffin 11-26-2008 10:43 PM

I use to clean the whole house every Sunday. Now that my girlfriend lives with me. We clean whenever.

I take out the trash and clean the living room (which also has my office in it). She cleans the kitchen and the bathroom. The bedroom is free for all but since thats where she spends most the time while i'm working she tends to clean that too.

Also, she deep cleans when she is pissed off. So, I tend to pick fights with her and just watch her go.

CDSmith 11-26-2008 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 15108762)
If your mom's there she should do it. I'd force her to do it. I'd say "Clean or get the fuck out"

She's just mooching off you at this point. She either cleans or pays rent. That's the choice I give my kids. I don't give a shit if they are just 3 and 7. They'll either clean or get a swift kick in the ass.

Have I told you lately



that I love you?

markuskulit 12-02-2008 09:37 AM

I do it myself... I do it about twice a week.

Sosa 12-02-2008 09:58 AM

We do it all. Sucks cleaning the floors on our hands and knees though but only takes about 30 minutes. Every fucking thing we have tried leaves nasty streak marks so we have to use just plain water and dry it up right away.

Dusting wood blinds suck too.

Daddy Big Nuts 12-02-2008 09:59 AM

Wifey. She doesn't trust maids.

D Ghost 12-02-2008 10:28 AM

my part-time girlfriend

cherrylula 12-02-2008 10:30 AM

I clean my house. No need for a stranger all up in my personal stuff. :)


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