Playboy Mansion Monkey Business - Pics
 

Last Friday night I had the pleasure of going to the Playboy Mansion as part of the closing party for the Webmaster Access show held at the Universal Sheraton. This was my third time I have been to the Playboy Mansion and I have to say it was by far and away the BEST!

I was sitting around after the convention trying to round up models, as my friends Alex and Jimmy, (from www.LatinDollars.com) had an extra model pass for the closing party. Scooter (from www.Camz.com) came up to me and asked if I was going to the Playboy Mansion. Sarcastically I told him NO, I was going to go the Penthouse because I didn?t have a ticket for the Playboy Mansion (The Tickets sold for $1,500). He simultaneously smiled at me and told me that I DO NOW as he handed me a ticket! I have been friends with the crew at Camz for many years and now they were giving a ticket to the best adult industry party of the year as a way of saying thanks. I will not forget this act of giving and will do my damndest to try and return the favor.

After I got the ticket, I got better news. Jaelyn Fox told me she was free and would go to the Mansion with me. The only set back was that she was all the way in Woodland Hills and had to get ready. My good buddy Jerry (of www.IntenseCash.com) said he would hang out and wait for Jaelyn as the shuttles were starting to take route to the Mansion. The last shuttle was ready to leave at 8:30 pm when Jaelyn said she couldn?t make it for another fifteen minutes because traffic was horrible. I begged with the nice lady from Playboy to see if they could get one more shuttle for Jaelyn and the other stragglers; which she did. After the last-call bus filled up, there were a lot of other people that were late and didn?t realize that the last bus was supposed to leave at 8:30 pm, and they were once again waiting on me. At five until nine the drivers of the shuttle told me that they had to leave. I pleaded to them to wait, which they reluctantly agreed to do. Jaelyn called at nine on the nose asking where to park. I ran to the front of the hotel and showed her where the valet was and we all ran to the bus.

The bus ride to the Mansion went by very fast. When we got there, we arrived to find a packed party with literally hundreds of painted models. I have never seen so many HOT WOMEN at one place at one time in my life! The best part, well not really, was that I got to see the man, the myth, the legend himself, Hugh Hefner. Hugh was sitting with his two new twin sister girlfriends and a plethora of other hot models. Somehow my buddy Jerry got invited to the other side of the velvet ropes and he was the only male at the entire party that got to be next to Hefner.

As you can tell from my pics I had an amazing night. After all how many people can say they have have not only received a blowjob in the grotto, but gotten one in front of the monkey cage!

I hope you guys enjoy the pics!

Blow job by the monkey cage

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Hef and his new girls

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Alex from Latin Dollars

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JC saying hello

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I think the Mansion needs to start serving Brawndo

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Ridiculously hot models

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I love my life

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Those monkeys have seen some things... lol

If you ever want to stop fucking around with Playboy parties, blow jobs from women you don't know and countless hot women who beg for your dick... Come fuck trannies for me. I could use another stunt cock.

Holy shit !!!!!! :jerkoff

nice ones, looks like it was a blast!

Hey Dan, Thanks for the invite to the XPEEPS party:thumbsup

haha thats me next to Alex.

Saw you a bunch man, didn't really get into a conversation.

Will have to say "hi" next time.

Congrats on the Monkey Cage "monkeying".

:)

soooo, I'm a Monkey now..?

:1orglaugh

Very nice party!

Thank you for coming. I will post a thread about that party this weekend :thumbsup

Some more fun pics from the Mansion

At least they wore different colors

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Quality

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Waiting for Alex to come up and bite it!

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Trust me I bite that a couple of times..it was a little Spicy..

looks like you had a blast!

good seeing you Dan! I was wondering why you were hanging out by the monkey cage so long and theres was tons of flashes going off.

looks like a great time

nice pics

The ladies looked hot,great pix

looks like it you had good party there...

Jaelyn looks really hot in her black dress...she is one crazy gal...
The Hef girls look nervous to have you around lol!

damn, Hef was at the party this year, he wasn't last year

PB Webmasters please give affiliates a chance again to get a ticket next year

That's awesome.

Is the guy in the background having a seizure or what? :1orglaugh

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good pics, looks like fun

haha i love this pic

Looks like a lot of fun

[QUOTE=Porno Dan;15110433]Thank you for coming. I will post a thread about that party this weekend :thumbsup



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What the hell is wrong with that guys neck on the left? daymn....

Hot pics and chicks!

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God damn homeboy in the back had a lil' too much goodies.... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I think i'm missing something... can you explain why/how you were just getting blowjobs all over the place?

it's the same blowjob, different camera and angle!

I figured maybe.. but why exactly is he getting a blowjob by the monkeys? Is this the girl you brought? She'll just, do that no questions asked? I think I have a lot left to learn in this biz.

Looks it was a great time!!

I find the monkey cage kinda sad ...

Hmm, at least the monkeys didn't sling shit atcha... good times Dan!

I am getting a blowjob by the monkey cage because as we were walking by I thought about the Entourage episode where Johnny Drama is banned from the Mansion because they thought he let the monkey out of the cage. I started making about with her and the next thing I did was put her hand on my cock, she happily did the rest.

I am not sure why hot girls blow me at event after event while my trusty camermen and buddy Rev Sand and Rick Garcia take pics, but they do! Maybe the do it because I have a small penis and they have never deep throated anyone before.


In any event here are some more pics from the party

4 insanely hot chicks

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Hats off to Playboy for shipping in all the models

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More silly hot chicks

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What's up with the Iphone in her hand is she multi tasking? :winkwink:

Great pics :thumbsup

She's got the "Will you love me like daddy did when I did this for him?" look.
Have no clue on why she's holding an Iphone.

Damn I take good pics of you!! :1orglaugh

It's a tough life, but someone has to do it.

She was texting her boyfriend when she decided to blow me!

She should send him a pic so he could at least jerk off :winkwink:

You just gave me a brillant idea. :1orglaugh

These ARE HOT girls :2 cents: :thumbsup

looks like you were the only one getting a blowjob Dan :winkwink:

Ho-ho-ho. Very cutie tits

you have a small cock, you are a fucking loser, that is why you have to take pics of a whore giving you head then somehow brag about it to your overweight webmasters friends.

wow you are a douchebag.

Glad you got a blowjob

Translation:

"When you were getting your cock sucked by whores at the Playboy Mansion, the highlight of my weekend was eating my fugly girlfriends ass"