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WhiplashDug 11-26-2008 03:11 PM

Stuff this bird....
 
The Parrot....

A young man named John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift.
The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word
out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently
saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he
could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot
yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even
ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and
shoved him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and
kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a
minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the
freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said
'I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.
I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I
fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior'.

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change
in his behavior, the bird continued...

...'May I inquire as to what the turkey did?'



Happy Thanksgiving! Gobble-gobble!

:1orglaugh

http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j1...anksgiving.jpg

masterwebmonkey 11-26-2008 03:14 PM

LOL LOL LMAO... good one

Rochard 11-26-2008 03:15 PM

Isn't that just an odd picture....

S P A N N O W 11-26-2008 03:15 PM

Same to you man!

mikesinner 11-26-2008 03:16 PM

That's funny.

ExLust 11-26-2008 03:30 PM

Cute pic there. Happy holidays to all.

GAMMA303 11-26-2008 03:38 PM

LOL - Nice one Doug

Kudles 11-30-2008 12:14 PM

Cute picture


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