Vodka flavored tampons...
 

Milagros Rios, a 35-year-old waitress and single mother of two in New York City, thought she?d seen it all. But when she walked into her bathroom about a year ago to find her 18-year-old daughter Nicole laying down on the floor and sleeping with a battle of vodka and a box of tampons in her hand, it was a sight she?d never envisioned.

Nicole had been experimenting for the third time that year with a new method to become intoxicated. She had soaked tampons in vodka and then introduced them into her anus and vagina as though she were having her period, in the usual manner. She claimed her body absorbed the alcohol faster that way than if she had drank it. Soon enough, she lost control and couldn?t even make it back to her bedroom. She did it to avoid having the smell of alcohol on her breath.

http://www.lehman.edu/provost/provos...ge/tampons.htm

I guess nobody told the stupid bitch that breathing is one of the four ways that your body gets rid of alcohol. No matter how you put it in your body, its going to be on your breath.

That would burn like hell! What the fuck?!

wonder how they measure BAC on this one:1orglaugh

Geez,I guess it's effective and very dangerous

I see no advantage there. Pound back a straight double shot of vodka the old fashioned way and it hits you plenty quick enough.

Chase it with a couple of good spritzes of breath spray and you're good to go, if covering up your filthy shameful addiction is your thing. :D

Maybe she was trying to make a bloody mary

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH :thumbsup

LOL!!!! :1orglaugh

Just like people who drop acid in their eyeballs, this makes no sense to me.

I've seen a chick squirt wine up her ass with a turkey baster So I suppose anything is possible. But Vodka Man? That shit has to burn like hell in a cooch and asshole.

LOL!

Woah, that's a new low, I'm totally speechless, natural selection at it's best.