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MichaelP 11-27-2008 09:46 AM

BREAKING NEWS : American Automobile Market crisis, IKEA to start selling cars in 2009
 
Well, The automobile manufacturers are in trouble, there is no secret about that....

In 2009 IKEA will start selling cars.

Besides the credit crisis, the increase on oil prices contributed to the decrease of auto sales in the US. Luxurious and powerful cars, always loved by the Americans are stuck in the manufactures. The industry of used cars is also facing difficulties, as prices have fallen 6%. The auto industry is the second highest industry in America just after the real estate industry. With our two main industries badly affected, the American Dream seems to be turning into an American nightmare.

Here is a Top Secret Stolen picture of the very first model to be released by IKEA early 2009..

http://www.qwebec.com/STUFF/IkeaCar.jpg

(Allen key included)


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Ross 11-27-2008 09:57 AM

LOL! Building up the furniture pisses me off, imagine building your own car!!!

jaspaton 11-27-2008 10:03 AM

That would be great if that were true. Our company only buys IKEA what a headache

PornMogul 11-27-2008 10:18 AM

haha funny

Just_Dave 11-27-2008 11:46 AM

that was a good one

EscortBiz 11-27-2008 11:47 AM

good one

Supz 11-27-2008 11:53 AM

laugh out loud!

Tiffany Preston 11-27-2008 01:29 PM

Good One :) :1orglaugh

viencarl 11-28-2008 02:58 AM

that was lol :):):)

tranza 11-28-2008 06:44 AM

That was pretty funny!!!

JimmiDean 11-28-2008 08:56 AM

Bet I could put it together.
it's there fucking coffee tables I have trouble with.

JFK 11-28-2008 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimmiDean (Post 15116728)
Bet I could put it together.
it's there fucking coffee tables I have trouble with.

me too, no matter how good the instructions are they are still fucked up:disgust

JayMoyes 11-28-2008 01:04 PM

And the great part is it's only $199.95, but you only get the car body. The rest you have to buy individually.

The good news is the seats fold up into a Eurpean-sized dwelling, fit for the single-serving lifestyle ;-)


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