Alien Abductions - Real Or Not?
 

Was watching a new documentary on the History channel. They make a compelling argument for abductions and alien implants.

I love the movie Fire in the sky!

The mothership is coming

I think abductions can be real.
Dunno about the alien part though.

Yeah it's real. If I told you how I knew, I'd be dead by sunrise.

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it's true.. I was abducted once and they told me that I had 2 options.. 1. an anal probe or 2. something involving the penis.. Well, I said fuck no to the anal probe and figure the penis option would be good. So after coming back from the intense drugs they gave me I looked down and saw that they had reduced my penis size to a rice size thing.. I cursed at them, they laughed and beamed me back down and fucked off.

those bastards will pay! I think I got their license plate!

I need to see that. SOmeone was suggesting that to me the other day.

I wear I tin foil cap on my cock to keep the green babes away.

I think I watched the same show as you, and the one thing I felt was very interesting was the satellite photo of the suspected "Aurora" com trails.

Assuming it wasn't a doctored image that com trail went across the entire United States which means our military has some fucking fast ass jets they we aren't aware of yet. It kinda makes you wonder what they really have when you think that the Stealth bomber & fighter is build from technology we developed at least 20 to 30 years ago.

At the rate we have progressed in just the past 50+ years since WW2 with flight it really makes you wonder what we have developed and still have hidden away that hasn't been made public yet.

Gave you drugs?
You sure they didnt beam you to amsterdam where you hit up with a pr2 hooker that gave you some shrinking sexual disease?

That was some scary shit.

I think it is real

it's possible. lol

Aliens don't need to be abducted.

They slip across the U.S. border of their own volition. :1orglaugh

funny how its never Ivy League professors that get abducted by aliens from the campus at Harvard in front of credible witnesses... its always some lone trailer trash somewhere in Twittlefuck Kentucky living at the end of the 500 acres of cornfields.

someone say "anal probe" ?

i think that shit may be real

Aliens are not dummies.

They know the best sour mash bourbon comes from Kentucky.

They're merely in the neighbourhood quenching their thirst...and getting a side-order of humans...to go.

Not "funny" at all really.

I'm Not saying I believe in abduction, but those actually are the proper targets if you want to study a specimen without alerting the population.

If you want to remove a bee from a hive without disrupting the community you don't jam your hand into the center of the nest.

AlienQ invented Abductions.. or the incentive for abortions.. i forgot

Of course it freaking real

Fire in the Sky is a great movie :thumbsup



too bad any serious discussion of this kind of subject always deteriorates into a bunch of lame jokes :1orglaugh

its as real as "time bombs" on tube sites.

It never really ends, does it?

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Mass human abductions by aliens are a common occurrence. Thought control device are implanted into unsuspecting citizens of Earth, which force the recipients to do things that they would normally never do. Examples of this process can be seen everywhere in society, you just have to know where to look. For instance - Do you really think people actually enjoy watching dumb TV shows, like Dancing with the Stars? No! They are forced to watch crappy shows like this by alien controllers, who are in cahoots with the advertisers. It's a brilliant plan really.

"Mexicans get microchipped over kidnapping fears"
http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn14589

I believe we are not alone. I've seen some crazy shit that is unexplainable to this day. Luckily, I wasn't the only one to experience what happened.

Nice, kidnappings up, and so are microchip sales. Everyone better get one just in case the aliens come for you too.

See, this board is filled with business info. Even in an alien abduction thread.

l have a genuine alien sex tape ,totally unedited showing them in real detail.
Do I need 2257 and a release ? as im told i do.

I know a lot of gfy peeps have expert knowledge on this type of technical issue so any advice would be most welcome.

Also if anyone wants in on this let me know as l think it could be a bestseller .:)

Thanks

Ps ..Please dont hit me up asking if its for outright sale as the answer is No !

It's not a Alien, It's Amy Winehouse
http://www.allmoviesblog.com/wp-cont..._hairstyle.jpg

hey I heard Amy is really into some kinky shit. LITERALLY! :1orglaugh

yeah... i'm sure there is no logical connection between the sub-primate IQ levels of those abducted and geographic/socioeconomic patterns.

there are plenty of places to abduct wealthy and influential or highly educated people... somehow that never happens. it's never a billionaire abducted from his remote island in the Caribbean... its never a Princeton law professor abducted while doing 3 months of volunteer work in Ethiopia... its always some inbred hick from ShinyTurd Kansas

Well first of all I was simply explaining why someone might only abduct the class of people you claim, but the second layer of your ignorance is that it is actually NOT only "inbred hicks" that claim to experience alien abduction.


(For the record I think it is most likely a mental disorder)

VERY real, the only reason people stop posting here is because they have been abducted

Maybe they just take people that nobody would miss.

What the hell am I still doing here?


But seriously... I'd love to believe - but there just isn't enough proof yet.

Hopefully not real

not...next question!

2257 can be tricky. I hear that their planet takes almost 50 times as long to orbit their star as Earth does, and that they age 10 times as fast as humans do. Not surprisingly, many of their civilizations only lasted a few of their years.

I think the ones who've been in stasis while they made the trip to our solar system might be ok to shoot, but I'm no expert in intergalactic law.

Oh, and their religion demands ritual planetary vaporization if someone not of their species should see them procreating.

Gee, I wonder why that is.

Things that make you go "Hmmm...."

What about whitley strieber?

yeah... a fiction author writes a book about being abducted by aliens.

well... i'm certainly convinced

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Yes the aliens have the technology to fly vast distances across the universe and end up talking to the dumbest fuck they can find. Never figured that one out. :1orglaugh

When superior races or cultures go vast distances they do it for a reason, talking to a potato farmer in Utah does not make it worth while.

Mind you does anyone thing GWB is human. :1orglaugh