How to make $800 in 48 hours...
 

I have no idea, but I need to do it...my internet took a giant shit last week so I lost a weeks worth of income, that I need to make up, so I'm offering BIG discounts on all design work.

Tours from $150
Gallerys from $10
TGP's from $20
WP Themes from $30
Banners from $5


Hit me up on ICQ with whatever you need.

Best of luck.

the word "From" = confusion and confusion = no sales

From, means starting at. I.E Tours starting at $150

good luck! :)

Ok, you might see this as trolling, but this might be the best advice for you in your current situation.

Looking at your portfolio, you should not expect to make any real money as a paid designer. Or at least you really really need to improve your basic design skills, because its below what you can charge money for

I'm saying this to save you time - dont wait for orders, you need to do something else to make those $800

Find linktrades, sell your grunt-work to someone, get paid to write blog posts, get a real job... anything

I agree with the dickwad who usually posts new links.

uhh...thanks for your input but I've been designing for a while now and I'm looking to make up some income that I lost by not being online for a week. So if you don't like my work thats fine but opinions are like assholes, everyone has one.

stick a popup on your portfolio offering 80% off normal prices due to family catastrophe.

and good luck, you should get at least SOME work

Dude, pick another color. Green is copyrighted. :pimp

I 100% disagree.

Some pretty clean design work. If not entirely original.

But I don't see a problem getting work for such knock down prices.

Maybe not the toons though, im not too keen.

Dude i live in fuckin BFE it's slim pickins here.

Well, you can sit there and pad yourself on the back and congrat eachother on being "top notch" while doing $10 gallery design, or he can do whats needed earn the money he ask for.

It's not my problem

I actually agree with you, I'd be willing to do anything really, I can program php, write content, etc and I wouldn't be opposed to doing it for pay,

What I don't appreciate is you badmouthing my work in a public thread. While you are fully entitled to your opinion, I am providing a product for a price. If you aren't interested in the product I'm offering, then fine, move on. This thread isn't titled "ebus_dk, come on in and tell me how shitty you think my designs are." While you are free to have an opinion, do me a favor and keep it out of my thread.

I looked at your "SEO" services, and thought your design was horrid, and thought it funny that a website offering SEO doesn't even rank in the first for pages for any keyword other then the site name "ebusuk". But I didn't say shit about it, because it's just my opinion, and I'm sure you're doing fine with your site, and if you aren't you don't strike me as man enough to admit it and ask for help anyway. :2 cents:

My name is Kris, Not ebusdk
Do you see the big red letters "Currently NOT accepting new clients" ? I dont see that on your page.
I gave you advise on how to fix your situation - if you want to focus on me saying your design stinks, then go ahead - I dont care - it's you who need money, not me.

If you had a vagina it would be soooo easy.

Yes of course I saw it, but then why have it in your sig? With a postcount as high as yours, I'm sure there is much better use of your sig space then promoting a defunct site.

But then again, with a post count as high as yours, it could mean you spend all day posting bullshit on GFY instead of actually doing things, and don't have anything else to put in your sig.

find a chick and do 'dirty atm' with her, videotape it and ill buy the footage for $800. There's gotta be visible shit stains on your cock though. And I wanna see some tears in the girls eyes.

No shit.. play the cards your dealt though.

Do you see whats on the site in my sig.. its PAYMENT, TAX and CONTACT info.
It's because people PAY me for what I do - that way I dont have log on the GFY and beg for work like some others.

Again - I gave you free advice on how you could fix your situation. If you want to be a keyboard warrior, knock yourself out

I find places such as Elance are most effective in this type of situations... dp might also prove 2 be of help... hit those places as well mon...

Thanks for the free advice. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

But thanks even more for keeping my thread at the top, you should really sign up as a hosting affiliate, you could have just made a lot in commissions. :1orglaugh

bump bump

nvm that ebus_dk, he just gets on ppl's case all the time. give him a warm welcome to the ignore list like i do....time well saved :winkwink:

Why can't a dick be as easy?

Wow that sucks