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mikesinner 12-07-2008 09:03 PM

Are Israeli girls hard to get in bed?
 
I met this hot Israeli girl at the mall. She gave me a manicure while trying to sell me some stuff for xmas. She was damn hot,

Very petite but big boob, full lips, beg eyes. I want her so bad.

Blingbaby 12-07-2008 09:06 PM

Generally jewish girls I've been with (and been deflowered btw) are hot and horny, my guess Israeli girls would follow along the same vein..

mikesinner 12-07-2008 09:09 PM

I don't know if she would go for an older guy like me and I tend to come off as a pervert.

iMind 12-07-2008 09:09 PM

You already blew it, sorry man.. but if you met her getting a manicure she already thinks your gay.

mikesinner 12-07-2008 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iMind (Post 15160163)
You already blew it, sorry man.. but if you met her getting a manicure she already thinks your gay.

No, she just did one finger to try and sell the product. I have way to much of a beard to be gay.

iMind 12-07-2008 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 15160167)
No, she just did one finger to try and sell the product. I have way to much of a beard to be gay.

k, thought you meant like a full manicure.. you may be able to recover haha

mikesinner 12-07-2008 09:14 PM

There is another guy at her kiosk though. He works the other side. Probably to get the ladies but I think she makes most of the sales.

I love the way they haggle with you. That was the first time I had that experience.

bronco67 12-07-2008 09:16 PM

Israeli girls are so damn hot.

Achmed's Wife Halimah 12-07-2008 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 15160143)
She gave me a manicure while trying to sell me some stuff for xmas.
Very petite




for Hanukah return the favour with a pedicure & burger

EscortBiz 12-07-2008 09:24 PM

if you tell a jewish girl your jewish your not getting laid without her giving you a hard time most think that by saying their jewish or half jewish it will land em in bed quicker, just say your Irish Italian or Spanish black whatever just not jewish

Achmed's Wife Halimah 12-07-2008 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 15160197)
if you tell a jewish girl your jewish your not getting laid without her giving you a hard time most think that by saying their jewish or half jewish it will land em in bed quicker, just say your Irish Italian or Spanish black whatever just not jewish




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MetaMan 12-07-2008 09:28 PM

All i know is i never pick up waitresses but there is a waitress at this local pub by me that i gave a smile to and was supposedly checking me out hardcore all night. i found out she is single so i am going to go and ask her out.

she is so fucking fine, even hotter then my ex gf who was a 10, buddy i wish you luck i know the feeling when a chicks beauty infects your head, but what an amazing feeling when you make it happen.

i am a sexy guy so i am not to worried about it myself and if she is down to go out i will be one happy man.

i am talking about jaw dropping beauty i cant even believe chicks like her exist LOL

Spunky 12-07-2008 09:33 PM

Next time whip out the lil general and ask if she could handle it

mikesinner 12-07-2008 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 15160197)
if you tell a jewish girl your jewish your not getting laid without her giving you a hard time most think that by saying their jewish or half jewish it will land em in bed quicker, just say your Irish Italian or Spanish black whatever just not jewish

I'm atheist, does that help?

Blingbaby 12-07-2008 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 15160197)
if you tell a jewish girl your jewish your not getting laid without her giving you a hard time most think that by saying their jewish or half jewish it will land em in bed quicker, just say your Irish Italian or Spanish black whatever just not jewish

I'm not even circumsized. Despite all the bs talk on porn boards about cut or not all the jewish girls I've been with didn't give a rat's ass about it and just went along for the ride..

PostWhore 12-07-2008 09:49 PM

not into hairy chicks..

Persius 12-07-2008 10:42 PM

once she knows you have money you will have her clothes off or she will pretend to be a virgin

aico 12-07-2008 10:46 PM

I heard they are the bomb in bed.

mikesinner 12-08-2008 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostWhore (Post 15160250)
not into hairy chicks..

They don't seem hairy to me. thick eyebrows maybe.

I don't know, anyone know if they shave down there?

milan 12-08-2008 01:05 AM

I can find out.... hold on let me ask the Israeli chick sleeping next to me right now... LOL (my wife btw)

RedShoe 12-08-2008 02:30 AM

Ask DWB he's fucked them all over the world.

bobby666 12-08-2008 02:32 AM

not if you fuck her koscher

Paul Markham 12-08-2008 02:41 AM

Shot and dated a few Jewish and Israeli girls and never found it a problem to get them into bed. The Israeli girls were ones who had been in the army, one was decorated in the 7 day war. The Jewish ones were daughters of my Dads business associates. None were Orthodox Jews. The girls I shot were probably just after another shoot and thought fucking me was a good way of getting one. :1orglaugh

alias 12-08-2008 02:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Achmed's Wife Halimah (Post 15160191)
for Hanukah return the favour with a pedicure & burger

lol, nice one :1orglaugh

mikesinner 12-08-2008 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 15160918)
Ask DWB he's fucked them all over the world.

I thought he only did trannies?

mikesinner 12-08-2008 04:13 AM

She also rubbed some cream on my hands. I should have asked her if she could rub it somewhere else.

tranza 12-08-2008 07:23 AM

I have no idea...but, go for it!!:)

Antonio 12-08-2008 07:35 AM

yeah, while you spend your time talking about her she's busy sucking somebody else's cock

you want a girl, you try your luck, there's no point in thinking what and if

pornguy 12-08-2008 08:11 AM

Never had one. So let us know how it turns out. Post the video.

Isradude 12-08-2008 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner (Post 15160143)
I met this hot Israeli girl at the mall. She gave me a manicure while trying to sell me some stuff for xmas. She was damn hot,

Very petite but big boob, full lips, beg eyes. I want her so bad.

go for it !!!! those girls that work in the malls get very lonely :winkwink::winkwink: and israeli girls LOVE foreign guys ... :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Vendot 12-08-2008 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Achmed's Wife Halimah (Post 15160191)
for Hanukah return the favour with a pedicure & burger

A pedicure and a burger??? What the?

Khulan 12-08-2008 01:29 PM

I heard jewish girls must be virgin until they get married. Does it sound funny? Anyway, no matter it is true or not, just go for it.

Isradude 12-08-2008 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khulan (Post 15163321)
I heard jewish girls must be virgin until they get married. Does it sound funny?

yes it does ..... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MadAve Dave 12-08-2008 01:36 PM

OK, had the same thing happen to me in the mall. They sell you skin care products and are very very persuasive. Yes, they are hot but do you realize how many times they get hit on a day? From guys alot younger than us also. That's why I did all the shit I did when I was young........so I'd have the memories now that I'm too old to make them anymore. Sorry but all I think I would have gotten was skin creme to whack my frog with. Merry Christmas everyone.

scuba steve 12-08-2008 01:39 PM

jewish girls give the best head:thumbsup

2012 12-08-2008 01:56 PM

yes 5678

Barefootsies 12-08-2008 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendot (Post 15163156)
A pedicure and a burger??? What the?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

emac 12-09-2008 07:09 AM

How long is your dick? that's the main key. :winkwink:

Oracle Porn 12-09-2008 07:17 AM

where are you from? i have a friend thats in the US selling xmas stuff...and yes israeli girls like to play it hard to get.

Vexes 12-09-2008 07:27 AM

don't roll on Shabbos!

StaceyJo 12-09-2008 07:44 AM

Go back and ask her next time.

Ace_luffy 12-09-2008 07:53 AM

take some time...

Fletch XXX 12-09-2008 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 15160197)
if you tell a jewish girl your jewish your not getting laid

i wont even begin to say how funny this is lol

mikesinner 12-10-2008 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 15166593)
where are you from? i have a friend thats in the US selling xmas stuff...and yes israeli girls like to play it hard to get.

I'm in Indiana.

Drake 12-10-2008 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khulan (Post 15163321)
I heard jewish girls must be virgin until they get married. Does it sound funny? Anyway, no matter it is true or not, just go for it.

That's good news. Prohibition on sexual behavior leads to more of it. Think Catholic girls.

stonehammer 12-10-2008 01:52 AM

make sure you bring some Hummus along next time

MediaManiac 12-10-2008 02:16 AM

this thread is useless without pictures of israeli girls..

sexandcash 12-10-2008 02:21 AM

Israeli girls-lived in Israel a few years-good advice
 
Bro,
I lived in Israel for more than 2 years and I speak hebrew. I've know thousands of Israelis and have a lot in the family.

Israeli girls are NOT like Jewish girls.
Israeli girls are frigid bitches.

This girl probably buffed your nails with a buffer so they shone like the sun and slathered you in this fake dead sea shit they hock in all the malls. Sound like your girl?

She'll play frigid bitch hard to get. She won't return your calls, have you buy her bling and take her out for fancy meals...

You'll also have shelled out about $500 on (probably FAKE) dead sea hand cream and nail buffers as "christmas gifts" for every one who know.

First, know that these Israelis are in the US for a quick dollar. Six months, a year, maybe two years max....they're there after the Israeli army to make $$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

And the bitch'll rape you financially if you let her.

Israeli bitches=not worth it
I know what I'm talking about...I know them and I lived in Israel.

;)

Love
Vanessa

Juicy D. Links 12-10-2008 04:19 AM

i would have banged her within 10 min then she would have licked my balls afterwards

seeandsee 12-10-2008 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iMind (Post 15160163)
You already blew it, sorry man.. but if you met her getting a manicure she already thinks your gay.

Mike is just horny and he will do anything for pussy :)


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