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perry44 12-10-2008 05:42 AM

Who knows this Jens Van Asterdam?
 
Who all knows this fucking guy?

polish_aristocrat 12-10-2008 05:53 AM

what did he do to you?

nico-t 12-10-2008 05:54 AM

i just know he's a baller

seeandsee 12-10-2008 05:57 AM

i know him not :)

NickB. 12-10-2008 06:02 AM

met him in person extremely nice guy

perry44 12-10-2008 06:02 AM

Fucking guy took my money and fucked me around since late july, nothing but bullshit excuses.....bad buisiness :mad:

CDSmith 12-10-2008 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perry44 (Post 15170702)
Who all knows this fucking guy?

First things first. Who are you?

perry44 12-10-2008 06:10 AM

I'm a guy that wanted to do business with this Jens guy, he promised me a site to be completed between 4-6 weeks, that was in the beginning of August, shot him over $5000 for it and said when he hands over to me it will be making $50 a day.....well still nothing, just fucking bullshit excuses, if this guy is supposed to be nice, why doesn't he stick to his business promise?

CaptainHowdy 12-10-2008 06:17 AM

Just passing by ...

NickB. 12-10-2008 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perry44 (Post 15170763)
I'm a guy that wanted to do business with this Jens guy, he promised me a site to be completed between 4-6 weeks, that was in the beginning of August, shot him over $5000 for it and said when he hands over to me it will be making $50 a day.....well still nothing, just fucking bullshit excuses, if this guy is supposed to be nice, why doesn't he stick to his business promise?

never had a bad experience with him sir

dav3 12-10-2008 06:23 AM

draaaammmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

XX_RydeR 12-10-2008 06:26 AM

He posts here a lot, sure he will read this post.

perry44 12-10-2008 06:29 AM

I'm the victim here, just want him to stick to his business promise or money back....

JamesK 12-10-2008 06:31 AM

Drama detector went off!

Firehorse 12-10-2008 06:35 AM

I am sure Jens has a good reason, and he will resolve it .... and he will respond when he see this :)

Slappin Fish 12-10-2008 06:37 AM

My bet is that you are him and he is you.

mrwilson 12-10-2008 06:49 AM

He comes here daily, he should see this thread.

bobby666 12-10-2008 06:50 AM

never had a night with him

tranza 12-10-2008 06:50 AM

Bump for solving the problems!

Altwebdesign 12-10-2008 07:27 AM

boooyah!

Barefootsies 12-10-2008 07:41 AM


geedub 12-10-2008 07:42 AM

probably rimming some tranny after those pics yesterday

Kristian 12-10-2008 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 15170741)
First things first. Who are you?

This tickled me. :thumbsup :1orglaugh

marketsmart 12-10-2008 07:50 AM

your money was invested wisely into the thai economy..

you will receive a thank you letter from the ministry of economic advancement..

Machete_ 12-10-2008 07:50 AM

I bet you $5 that before we get to post #100 some outsourced rent-a-cocksucker have been here and offered you their service

PornNewz 12-10-2008 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15171101)
your money was invested wisely into the thai economy..

you will receive a thank you letter from the ministry of economic advancement..

:1orglaugh

Jack Sparrow 12-10-2008 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perry44 (Post 15170763)
I'm a guy that wanted to do business with this Jens guy, he promised me a site to be completed between 4-6 weeks, that was in the beginning of August, shot him over $5000 for it and said when he hands over to me it will be making $50 a day.....well still nothing, just fucking bullshit excuses, if this guy is supposed to be nice, why doesn't he stick to his business promise?

Well, send me over 5k, and i will have you a site up and running TOMORROW thats making $50 a day.

Im not even bullshitting..

Anyways, are you sure it really was jens, coz it doesnt look like him doing this.

Sosa 12-10-2008 08:08 AM

jens is busy licking hookers assholes

perry44 12-10-2008 08:31 AM

here it is black and white, note the date, still no $50 a day.....



Hey Perry,
how its going? Since our phone call yesterday, i did a calculation and made sure everything works out without delays or crap like that.
So heres the plan:

The final price for everything is: $5.200,00.-
This price includes:

- Complete Celebrity Website, ready 2 go
- Toplevel .com Domain
- Complete Unique Design
- Customized Wordpress CMS 2.6
- UUGallery Integration into Wordpress 2.6
- Search Engine Optimized Handwritten posts and selected pictures/videos
- Stable Traffic, so your site will allready make you money when i hand it over to you
- A couple of handselected partner accounts to submit your posts
- A complete guided tour to show you how to run this site, where to get the content, what to do and what not to do
- A weekly report of the progress, so you can always tell me to change something
- A selection of sponsor content and a full report every week how they convert on your website

The turnarround time will be arround 4-6 weeks. The website will be hosted at webair and the domain will be registered at namecheap, so we can easily transfer everything to your name when i hand you the site.

Payment details are the following:

Bank Wire $5,200,00.-

ContentPimp 12-10-2008 08:34 AM

not me sorry

kmanrox 12-10-2008 08:35 AM

i don't see a date, or 50$?

Machete_ 12-10-2008 08:42 AM

maybe a stupid question.. but you are sure its your affiliate codes that is on the site?

Another thing - no site "just makes $50 a day out of nowhere"

jimbowski 12-10-2008 08:46 AM

Jens is the shit!!

The Duck 12-10-2008 08:50 AM

Oh my god, if this is true he scammed you. $5200 for a wordpress site with some generic pages added and a few plugins. You have been had.

KingpinMedia 12-10-2008 10:06 AM

was this that celebcops.com site? If so, He ripped off one of my designs from one of my sites to use on it. I posted about it on GFY months ago. He is a thief. I still can't wait to meet this fucking guy.

Jens going to Vegas?

Quote:

Originally Posted by perry44 (Post 15171287)
here it is black and white, note the date, still no $50 a day.....



Hey Perry,
how its going? Since our phone call yesterday, i did a calculation and made sure everything works out without delays or crap like that.
So heres the plan:

The final price for everything is: $5.200,00.-
This price includes:

- Complete Celebrity Website, ready 2 go
- Toplevel .com Domain
- Complete Unique Design
- Customized Wordpress CMS 2.6
- UUGallery Integration into Wordpress 2.6
- Search Engine Optimized Handwritten posts and selected pictures/videos
- Stable Traffic, so your site will allready make you money when i hand it over to you
- A couple of handselected partner accounts to submit your posts
- A complete guided tour to show you how to run this site, where to get the content, what to do and what not to do
- A weekly report of the progress, so you can always tell me to change something
- A selection of sponsor content and a full report every week how they convert on your website

The turnarround time will be arround 4-6 weeks. The website will be hosted at webair and the domain will be registered at namecheap, so we can easily transfer everything to your name when i hand you the site.

Payment details are the following:

Bank Wire $5,200,00.-


LeRoy 12-10-2008 10:11 AM

Jens doesnt seem to be the guy to rip someone for 5k.

Good luck and I hope everything works out :)

Jack Sparrow 12-10-2008 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 15171389)
maybe a stupid question.. but you are sure its your affiliate codes that is on the site?

Another thing - no site "just makes $50 a day out of nowhere"

Pay me 5200usd, and i will have u a wordpress site making 50 a day tomorrow :thumbsup:winkwink::)

Nicky 12-10-2008 10:18 AM

The Drama Llama is strong in this one

perry44 12-10-2008 10:23 AM

Well believe it, i thought he was nice too till this, doesn't call, no email, no business promise....

kmanrox 12-10-2008 10:29 AM

where does it state he guarantees you $50 per day? i can't imagine someone committing to something like that in that short of a time frame...

hjnet 12-10-2008 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingpinMedia (Post 15172320)
was this that celebcops.com site? If so, He ripped off one of my designs from one of my sites to use on it. I posted about it on GFY months ago. He is a thief. I still can't wait to meet this fucking guy.

Jens going to Vegas?

Hmm, now there are two guys waiting for answers, would be interesting to know what's going on, BUMP

moeloubani 12-10-2008 10:37 AM

learn an expensive lesson from this: money can't make a lazy man into a rich man

but work will do that ;)

moeloubani 12-10-2008 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 15171104)
I bet you $5 that before we get to post #100 some outsourced rent-a-cocksucker have been here and offered you their service

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrfrisky (Post 15171146)
Well, send me over 5k, and i will have you a site up and running TOMORROW thats making $50 a day.

Im not even bullshitting..

Anyways, are you sure it really was jens, coz it doesnt look like him doing this.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

perry44 12-10-2008 10:49 AM

Hey, i got the original bill where it says $50 a day with all the scripts and everything, i can email it to ya.....

D Ghost 12-10-2008 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ebus_dk (Post 15171389)
Another thing - no site "just makes $50 a day out of nowhere"

true dat

Nicky 12-10-2008 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by perry44 (Post 15172741)
Hey, i got the original bill where it says $50 a day with all the scripts and everything, i can email it to ya.....

Upload it and post it here along with screenshots of emails/ICQ/MSN conversation. Or why not wait for Jens to actually respond to this thread?

YellowDude 12-10-2008 10:58 AM

Sucks major for you men!

TheDA 12-10-2008 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingpinMedia (Post 15172320)
was this that celebcops.com site? If so, He ripped off one of my designs from one of my sites to use on it. I posted about it on GFY months ago. He is a thief. I still can't wait to meet this fucking guy.

Jens going to Vegas?

What was it that Jens got banned from one of the other boards for, was it this or was this all on this board?

pornguy 12-10-2008 11:06 AM

I think JENS is actually a girl..

Double trouble 12-10-2008 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 15171101)
your money was invested wisely into the thai economy..

you will receive a thank you letter from the ministry of economic advancement..

LOL.....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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