Ways to loosen girl's butthole?
 

Having a really hard time here with the old lube n finger approach. Can I give her muscle relaxants or something?

hire a chinese escort for a "BFE" :thumbsup

start by rimming her slowly moving to finger during sex and a fist b4 she comes

You can always try this...

http://store.sextoy.com/prod_info.ph...m=CNVRDK-07991

leave a butt plug in there for at least 30 min..

and the correct answer goes to...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bran muffin.

Check my name.

Force it slowly and gently.

buy her a new stove. women love shit for the kitchen

This thread is so interesting

Lol, that's a good idea...

Get her drunk....

my gf has no problem when she has done something wrong... however when i ask her for it she says "IT HURTS LIKE HELL!"

So I'm just waiting right now for some ammo :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

Hot SIG!.... lesbians don't usually do it for me but wow :thumbsup

http://www.upgradetravelbetter.com/w...or-bottles.jpg

works every time:pimp

weed should relax her muscles btw

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh CORRECT

the problem is most see anal in the movies and do the same thing with their girlfriend. They dont realize the girl sat on a butt plug during makeup so she is nice and open. You need to take your time and if you rim her well you could stick your foot in there and it would be enjoyable.

http://store.sextoy.com/prod_info.ph...pnum=SE2655-00
anal visual periscope ?
the hunt for the brown october :1orglaugh

This really should be stickied for eternity.

Red Wine enema works every time now sometimes getting her to agree to having red wine blasted up her ass it a little tough

Have her wear a buttplug overnight.

I love your sig.

http://www.2beachballs.com/inflatable_beach_ball.jpg
deflate...insert...inflate...

by now you should be able to park a truck in there - have fun!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dunno... good luck!

Homos use poppers for loose butt holes - I think poppers are like whippits but not quite - not too sure - ask Juicy

Ok, money seems to work the best as far as girls letting you have the brown round these days. >;-)
Girls enjoying it is a whole nother thang.

Butt plugs for a while before shoot, maybe two pluggs 1 small then a larger one just before anal passion commences.

A girl I used to date loved anal, when she was in the mood for some anal love she would take a qualude and then come lookin' for me to take care of her rectal needs. A wonderful thing them ludes is!!!!!.

punch her in the face until she forgets you're raping her ass...

Poopers "OPPS I MEANT" Poppers are amal nitrate or at least used to be. (Not gay, really I'm not really, I'm not gay I don't know how I know this info, but I'm not gay. OK, I'm a lesbian satisfied?):upsidedow:upsidedow:upsidedow

LOL ok, so how exactly does this help?

Alright, where do you get this thing? :)

just wake her up so you can tackle it from a different angle

Poppers are anything in the alkyl nitrate family - used to be amyl nitrate, now usually butyl nitrite or isobutyl nitrite.

Amongst other things, they temporarily relax smooth muscles in the body, so make insertion easier. Not to mention they also give a very strong rush at the same time; you enjoy the rush and forget the insertion, I guess.

They're also used for just before an orgasm to intensify it.

So now you know.

You ever see the "curb your enthusiasm" episode with the inside out everlast condom? :1orglaugh

Awesome, where do you buy this? :)

Depends where you are I guess.
Look on Wikipedia.

I knew I spelled Amyl wrong but I'm just too lazy to look it up today. :-)

To be serious, a drink or two does help quite a bit.

As does a thin dildo.

Position helps an awful lot. Doggy style is one of the worst positions for an inexperienced girl - because she has to tighten her abs and the smooth muscles in her trunk in order to hold the position. On her back will usually be too much for her psychologically.

The best position I've found is a modified doggy, in which she is laying on a low bed or large cushions, completely supporting her upper body from hips to face. She should have to exert little to no physical effort to hold herself up - the bed or cushions do all the supporting for her.

Getting her to control the speed, angles, and depth can also help - but many women are too shy to do thsi effectively, and want you to be in control.

fuck her dry

Chloroform

Ahh...the joys of anal sex. I love fucking girls up their buttholes. :)

I would suggest that you use vaseline and slowly work your finger in there and then two fingers and so on. It shouldn't take too long before you should be able to stick your dick in it.

:thumbsup

Take the seat off her bicycle

:1orglaugh

http://www.bootyparlor.com/images/pr...1228202783.jpg''