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Bama 12-15-2008 12:29 AM

History Of The Middle Finger
 
The History of the Middle Finger

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew').

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.'




And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing

stickyfingerz 12-15-2008 12:30 AM

lol that was on that hbo show where th comedian guy does the "real history" thing, but he said that one was probably made up. Assume the position is the name of the show. :1orglaugh

hypedough 12-15-2008 12:32 AM

Nice LOL

Enemator 12-15-2008 12:35 AM

"giving" the bird?
I thought it was "flipping" the bird?

Bama 12-15-2008 01:05 AM

I have absolutely no idea if any of that is true or just makes for a funny story!

munki 12-15-2008 01:08 AM


Bama 12-15-2008 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by munki (Post 15197154)

I think the Family Guy is gay - he's got a ball sack for a chin!

viencarl 12-15-2008 04:35 AM

wow that was really new to me thanks for sharing :):):)

StaceyJo 12-15-2008 04:38 AM

Cool. Thanks for sharing.

Vixenator 12-15-2008 04:46 AM

So... If the Internet would have been around in the 13th century, this place would have been known as GoPluckYourYew.com :1orglaugh

Very enlightening, true or not. :thumbsup

munki 12-15-2008 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bama (Post 15197158)
I think the Family Guy is gay - he's got a ball sack for a chin!

His dog has a penis like nose... coincidence... I think not...


Drake 12-15-2008 05:16 AM

It's been used as an insult throughout history long before that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_(gesture)

tranza 12-15-2008 07:17 AM

Cool history!!

John-ACWM 12-15-2008 08:49 AM

Thanks, that was a really funny post :1orglaugh

Scott McD 12-15-2008 08:54 AM

http://cache.gizmodo.com/images/bushfinger.jpg

Dwreck 12-15-2008 09:19 AM

http://www.webcamcash.com/pics/myspa...aliefinger.jpg

Very fitting for this board BAMA :)

bloggingseo 12-15-2008 10:54 AM

Love it but not sure if it's true :-)

Slappin Fish 12-15-2008 11:04 AM

The English also use the same 100 year war battle to explain the V sign. They always fail to mention that ultimately they lost the war.

# 2 Dynastic turmoil: 1314–1328
# 3 On the eve of war: 1328–1337
# 4 Beginning of the war: 1337–1360
# 5 First peace: 1360–1369
# 6 French ascendancy under Charles V: 1369–1389
# 7 Second peace: 1389–1415
# 8 English ascendancy under Henry V: 1415–1429
# 9 French victory: 1429–1453

FabianC 12-15-2008 11:27 AM

FALSE :2 cents:

http://www.snopes.com/language/apocryph/pluckyew.asp

skrinkladoo 12-15-2008 12:31 PM

One thumb on the pulse of the nation, one thumb in your girlfriends ass - Jimmy Pop

HorseShit 12-15-2008 12:40 PM

:321GFY

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BradM 12-15-2008 12:41 PM

ridiculous and fake. can't believe anyone could consider that real

Vicious_B 12-15-2008 02:07 PM

True or not thats pretty interesting!

MattO 12-15-2008 02:13 PM

Thanks for the brief look into what's in my eMail trash folder.

czarina 12-15-2008 02:17 PM

haha, very nice! I'm freer now (from a very well known phrase by writer Jose Marti: "To be more educated to be freer")


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