ice storm last night, slid my hummer into a ___________.
 

Fill in the blank & Ill post pics.


This one is really ironic folks.
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Another Hummer ??

Prius?

Gas station?

into a "ditch filled with jello"

chicken?

Was it crossing the road?

Dammit! Now we'll never know why!!!

A wormhole, where you time traveled to an alternate reality where dinosaurs ruled the world, and you had to fight the evil Tyranno-king to free the enslaved cavemen and cavewomen?

A big ass pile of salt or rubble they were gonna use on the streets!

I know the answer but I won't spoil the fun!

into a lake ?

a member of xxchurch

ice storm last night, slid my hummer into a gas station and filled up for the 3 time in 2 blocks.

car showroom, where you bought something that didn't make you look like you were in the army?

http://i13.tinypic.com/2q9hoqc.jpg
School Bus

ice storm last night, slid my hummer into a global warming convention.

Wow, that school bus sure is a lot tougher than that hummer.

is your hummer white? are you from montreal? if so I drove in your hummer and you dont even know about it hehe

ice storm last night, slid my hummer into a fat bitches ass.

Ummmm Stripper? Hooker? cread head? Dealer?

a Raven? :winkwink:

http://www.ravencar.com/raven-sep21-01b.gif



or


http://www.autocult.com.au/img/galle...oitAuto366.jpg

One of those Ice machines outside a market?

Hooker??

a police car.

.. an ice cream truck?

a giant black hole with rasta's ?

Manger scene in someone's front yard?

LOL. I was going to say a hybrid or a gas station sign.

OMG the suspense is killing me tell us alreadyyyyy

ahaha these are great.


hooker was my fav so far, and somehow strangely closest.

Funniest thing ever - a few weeks ago I saw a Prius on the side of the freeway and some geeky looking guy walking towards it carrying a gas can.

Nobody got it so far???

18 year old stripper with daddy issues and a tight body?

tranny hooker dressed as Marilyn Monroe who had parked her Prius next to a gas station full of school buses

car driven by raven riley?

Snowplow?
Another hummer?
Hooker giving a hummer to a snowplow driver in his snowplow (but his daily driver is a hummer?)?

Salt truck. :2 cents:

into another Hummer?

You know if that were made into a movie - all the cave women would be ugly except for 1 who would fall in love with JaYman and let him into "her cave". There would of course be a cave guy who was in love with the same cavewoman (creating the sub-plot of tension between the two of them).

Cave man prepares to battle it out and rushes at jaYman who, pulls out a Glock and proceeds to plug holes into the guy.

All the cave folk now perceive jaYman as a God....

He'd of course fuck the cavewoman but then give her the brush-off - breaking her heart and time travel back!

im going with a plowtruck/icetruck.

:1orglaugh

I'm going with Ice Cream Truck.

You, sir, are a visionary and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

LOL bama wow ;)


Ok, here's the pix, dmg is 5k to the truck, and who knows to the guard rail that surrounds the..... strip club.

http://www.trustedwebmasters.com/jayman/h2a.jpg


I hit a fucking strip club, and if that rail wasn't there, head on at 25mph in a 4 ton truck (guesssing) woulda put me through the wall and on center stage.


http://www.trustedwebmasters.com/jayman/h2b.jpg


The alignment is whacked, frame is an inch or so off on drivers side, and the lower bumper is bent up, plus the grill peice is popped off.

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Now time to dick aroud with insurance companies. Black ice is a bitch. I got lucky.

a snake shop!

And I WASNT going to the strip club, theres apartments BEHIND the club I was going to.

You hit a strip club? Thats crazy and funny at the same time.

Lucky it wasn't to bad. Those hummers are safe.

Somehow I knew it was a stripclub. You always make quite an entrance.

chris rock is a liar, there is sex in the champagne room...