Joke marathon!
 

Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman, "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
And so they did.
As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I knew she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her!"
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"

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Damn ya really trying to whore ya self out arent ya lol!! Good luck dewd.

and no portfolio? Does that mean you have never designed a banner or tour before?

Been working for someone else since 2004, and now i'm trying to start something on my own.
So, i'm building a portfolio at the moment.

And yes, i have designed around 900 banners and 150+ tours.

Jesus is walking pass his fathers carpentry shop. Father you called? No I just hit my hand.