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MetaMan 12-17-2008 10:29 PM

Is it legal to wear a bullet proof vest?
 
is it legal to wear a bullet proof vest?
who wears one?

who is keeping it gangsta?

beerptrol 12-17-2008 10:33 PM

I don't wear one, after all it only takes a head shot

MetaMan 12-17-2008 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 15211672)
I don't wear one, after all it only takes a head shot

ya thanks captain obvious,

because everyone walking around is a fucking sniper.

get your head out of your ass. i know you may find the smell of your own ass interesting but i suggest smelling your boyfriends cock next time you are interested and stop wasting my fucking time. :2 cents:

d-null 12-17-2008 10:35 PM

are you asking about Canada or U.S.A. or somewhere else?

2012 12-17-2008 10:36 PM

I wear a diamond studded cup

MetaMan 12-17-2008 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-null (Post 15211690)
are you asking about Canada or U.S.A. or somewhere else?

CANADA specifically but i am always interested in international laws.

tony286 12-17-2008 10:37 PM

i cant see it being illegal

WarChild 12-17-2008 10:37 PM

You should be able to wear body armour, no problem.

Of course, one day with enough training you might be hard as fuck like me. Then you won't need it. Keep working at it.

http://www.bankruptcylitigationblog....ullets%201.jpg

DaddyHalbucks 12-17-2008 10:38 PM

Why the heck would you need to?

MetaMan 12-17-2008 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15211702)
You should be able to wear body armour, no problem.

Of course, one day with enough training you might be hard as fuck like me. Then you won't need it. Keep working at it.

http://www.bankruptcylitigationblog....ullets%201.jpg

how bad does it look under clothes? i am wondering if it is super bulky or is there slim fitting armor now?

i do not want it to be obvious.

MetaMan 12-17-2008 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 15211708)
Why the heck would you need to?

why the fuck do you care about my business wtf are you a lonely housewife? suck on a fucking cock, man you people are fucking idiots.

WarChild 12-17-2008 10:40 PM

It's fairly slim fitting. You can conceal it under a bulky jacket easily. Not so much under a t-shirt.

TheDoc 12-17-2008 10:42 PM

I have seen U.S. vets with flak jackets on, I guess some could have been vests for all I know. Only problem I could see is some have armor plates in them. But a normal kevlar jacket or one of those dragon skin ones should be legal in both Countries to walk around and look buff in.

VIPimp 12-17-2008 10:44 PM

I dont leave home without wearing one.

d-null 12-17-2008 10:44 PM

straight from wikipedia :P

"[edit] Legality

Body armor is legal in most countries, one exception being Australia, where body armor has been prohibited for some time.[46] The late 19th century Australian outlaw and folk hero Ned Kelly is famous for his iconic home-made armor, which he used with mixed results. While the steel armor worn by Kelly defeated the soft lead, low velocity bullets fired by police Martini-Henry rifles, it greatly restricted his movement.

United States law restricts possession of body armor for convicted violent felons. Many US states also have penalties for possession or use of body armor by felons. In February 1999, the late Russell Jones a.k.a. "Ol' Dirty Bastard" was arrested in California for possession of body armor by a convicted felon. In other states, such as Kentucky, possession is not prohibited, but probation or parole is denied for a person convicted of certain violent crimes while wearing body armor and carrying a deadly weapon.

Canadian legislation makes it legal to wear and to purchase body armor such as ballistic vests. However, there are current proposals to the legislation to make it illegal to wear such body armor during the commission of a criminal offense"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulletproof_vest

MetaMan 12-17-2008 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDoc (Post 15211729)
I have seen U.S. vets with flak jackets on, I guess some could have been vests for all I know. Only problem I could see is some have armor plates in them. But a normal kevlar jacket or one of those dragon skin ones should be legal in both Countries to walk around and look buff in.

great info thanks! :thumbsup

dragon skin may be what i am interested in.

WarChild 12-17-2008 10:46 PM

I developed a new training technique that I can teach you to do the following in about 8 weeks.

http://www.deadprogrammer.com/photos...ng-bullets.jpg

I don't want to give away too much info here, because you know how GFYers are ... Someone will surely steal the formula and claim they came up with it.

The basic run down is this. For 6 weeks you taking an increasing dose of a special cocktail I mix up. It's basically Anabolic Steroids, Malt Liquor, PCP and fried chicken fat.

After the 6 week preperation period, you take the higher learning formula. This is really the key. The first 6 weeks was preperation for your body. Now we put you in the learning state. This formula currently contains, but is not limited to, DMT, LSD, MMDA and Mushrooms. After 5 continous days of this preperation you are finally ready to learn.

I can't tell you anymore really but we do guarantee that after finishing the 8 week course, you'll never be worried about bullets again.

MetaMan 12-17-2008 10:47 PM

:1orglaugh how about getting shanked dude?

NickB. 12-17-2008 10:47 PM

yeah under a thick jacket im sure no one notices - I cant imagine it being illegal

beerptrol 12-17-2008 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 15211687)
ya thanks captain obvious,

because everyone walking around is a fucking sniper.

get your head out of your ass. i know you may find the smell of your own ass interesting but i suggest smelling your boyfriends cock next time you are interested and stop wasting my fucking time. :2 cents:

Lets see fucktard

you come to a public adult webmasters board to ask. Either you're to lazy to google and look for an answer or to stupid to call your local police station.

MetaMan 12-17-2008 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 15211756)
Lets see fucktard

you come to a public adult webmasters board to ask.

thanks captain fucking obvious you sure are just a jar of great info waiting to be opened arent you?

ya i am gonna call the police and bother them with my simple question.

the police phone line is like a hotline reserved for you and your wifes domestic disputes i wouldnt want to tie it up.

Cyandin 12-17-2008 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15211743)
I developed a new training technique that I can teach you to do the following in about 8 weeks.

http://www.deadprogrammer.com/photos...ng-bullets.jpg

I don't want to give away too much info here, because you know how GFYers are ... Someone will surely steal the formula and claim they came up with it.

The basic run down is this. For 6 weeks you taking an increasing dose of a special cocktail I mix up. It's basically Anabolic Steroids, Malt Liquor, PCP and fried chicken fat.

After the 6 week preperation period, you take the higher learning formula. This is really the key. The first 6 weeks was preperation for your body. Now we put you in the learning state. This formula currently contains, but is not limited to, DMT, LSD, MMDA and Mushrooms. After 5 continous days of this preperation you are finally ready to learn.

I can't tell you anymore really but we do guarantee that after finishing the 8 week course, you'll never be worried about bullets again.

Where do I sign up?

WarChild 12-17-2008 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyandin (Post 15211797)
Where do I sign up?

Red pill or blue pill?

Cyandin 12-17-2008 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15211806)
Red pill or blue pill?

Red, always red.

WarChild 12-17-2008 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyandin (Post 15211816)
Red, always red.

No, the answer is always both and then ask what else is available.

Cyandin 12-17-2008 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15211829)
No, the answer is always both and then ask what else is available.

:1orglaugh

That's always been my philosophy with alcohol.

EDIT: I bet some apply that to sexual encounters also, lol.

Zorgman 12-18-2008 12:14 AM

Whats a vest cost these days?

nico-t 12-18-2008 08:01 AM

iz you like fiddy in yo crib chillin' with kevlar? G shit respected.
http://www.poster.net/50-cent/50-cen...er-5200094.jpg

Cyandin 12-18-2008 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 15212837)
iz you like fiddy in yo crib chillin' with kevlar? G shit respected.
http://www.poster.net/50-cent/50-cen...er-5200094.jpg

When you're that big of a faggot ass wannabe rapper, you gotta have protection.


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