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nico-t 12-19-2008 01:13 PM

how can you like 'the lord of the rings'?
 
hahaha its on now called 'the two towers' and its so damn childish and corny.. jesus christ ive seen 10 minutes and im already sick of it... a talking tree? wtf this is like a fairytale you read to 8 year olds :1orglaugh

2012 12-19-2008 01:15 PM

that's when it was good. when I read it as an 8 year old :2 cents:

EscortBiz 12-19-2008 01:16 PM

same reason most people say they like opera or phantom of the opera or golf makes them feel good and makes them feel smart or whatever

cherrylula 12-19-2008 01:19 PM

I was just watching that last night. :1orglaugh

There's just something hot about a bunch of demons and wizards all worked up and fighting over a stupid ring.

And the gay little hobbits who just want to rip off each other's clothes and toss each other's salad... how can you not dig it? :1orglaugh

LOTR > Star Wars

KillerK 12-19-2008 01:21 PM

great series... you probably liked Titanic!

TripleXPrint 12-19-2008 01:23 PM

Most people in the U.S. was forced to read the Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings books while in high school. I was a fan of the books so when I saw the movies I thought it was a great representation of the books. The special effects were cutting edge and the story was followed with great detail.

You don't like it simply because it's called Two Towers and you somehow associate that with two cocks. Not sure how, but you managed. I bet you giggle everytime someone says rock hard, too.

Agent 488 12-19-2008 01:27 PM

good for kids.

nico-t 12-19-2008 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TripleXPrint (Post 15218922)
You don't like it simply because it's called Two Towers and you somehow associate that with two cocks.

hahaha what? wtf are you talking about :1orglaugh

Ross 12-19-2008 01:33 PM

I agree.. its a load of shit!

NaughtyVisions 12-19-2008 01:38 PM

The Better Trilogy
 

UniqueD 12-19-2008 01:54 PM

how can you NOT like LOTR, that's the real question.

TripleXPrint 12-19-2008 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniqueD (Post 15219048)
how can you NOT like LOTR, that's the real question.

I agree.

cwd 12-19-2008 02:06 PM

Yeah, it was a good trilogy for sure. Name another trilogy that all 3 were good...all 3.

tiger 12-19-2008 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniqueD (Post 15219048)
how can you NOT like LOTR, that's the real question.

I have to agree. The books and the movies are both amazing. One of the best series ever.

2012 12-19-2008 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 15218988)

:1orglaugh

cherrylula 12-19-2008 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 15218988)

so classic :1orglaugh

stickyfingerz 12-19-2008 02:10 PM

Lord of the sphincter rings.. :1orglaugh

seeandsee 12-19-2008 02:40 PM

i like to ring :)

_Richard_ 12-19-2008 02:56 PM

books have a deeper meaning that might escape some?

Drake 12-19-2008 03:24 PM

Yeah it was garbage. The Hobbits, more than anything else, ruined its potential.

cashcows 12-19-2008 04:15 PM

Obviously this thread was started just to start some shit. You are talking about one of the if not the best Film series ever made.

Let's start with he book which has sole over 150,000,000 copies and is in the top best selling books of all time.

Next the fact that all 3 films won a huge amount of awards across the board.

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the ring:
Awards: Won 4 Oscars. Another 76 wins & 83 nominations

Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers:
Won 2 Oscars. Another 65 wins & 76 nominations

Lord of The rings: The fellowship of the King:
Won 11 Oscars. Another 106 wins & 68 nominations

You think those people that gave the awards and the record movie sales might indicate you opinion really does not matter. Just maybe?

Not to mention the book basically started and is the origin of almost anything related to the medieval fantasy genre.

If you don't like the movies or fantasy fine. But there is no denying the incredible achievement these films represent in every aspect of movie making across the board from acting, directing, cinematography, film adaptation and special effects.

2012 12-19-2008 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashcows (Post 15219659)
You think those people that gave the awards and the record movie sales might indicate you opinion really does not matter. Just maybe?

so what 'Lil <whats his face, i can't remember>' sold the most records this year. What does that say. People will buy any bullshit that's given to them. I think he got some awards also ...

Star Wars was a real Trilogy :2 cents:

JamesK 12-19-2008 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 15218898)
And the gay little hobbits who just want to rip off each other's clothes and toss each other's salad...

holy shit I almost choked on my food :1orglaugh

cashcows 12-19-2008 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fartfly (Post 15219704)
so what 'Lil John' sold the most records this year. What does that say. People will buy any bullshit that's given to them. I think he got some awards also ...

Star Wars was a real Trilogy :2 cents:

Star wars never won that Awards the LOTR won. When people in the industry recognize the achievement across the board it's good film most of the time. When you also have a huge number of fans That confirms it.

I love Star Wars as well. But it never got the recognition the LOTR got. I mean look Starwars has some flaws in it also. Like the stormtrooper bumping his head lol.

RevTKS69 12-19-2008 04:32 PM

Tolkien: A cunning linguist
 
I'm not a Tolkien expert, but there are a few details that always get lost in discussions about his work.

1. Tolkien was primarily a linguist; he studied the nature of languages.

2. He created entire languages, including alphabets and grammar, such as the Elvish and Dwarvish languages in particular as well as others. (And yes, there are people who speak the Elvish language...and one even served as a consultant on the movies.)

3. His books were used as a vehicle to showcase his linguistic creations.

4. His works have become the foundation upon which the modern fantasy genre is based. It is very difficult to find a modern work in the genre which is not based, or heavily influenced by Tolkien.

5. The movies, and there are three of them (Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers, and Return of the King). Are based on at least four of Tolkien's books, and the books are prodigious and filled with details. The movies do an admirable job of condensing literally years of material into mere hours.

:2 cents:

2012 12-19-2008 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashcows (Post 15219721)
Star wars never won that Awards the LOTR won. When people in the industry recognize the achievement across the board it's good film most of the time. When you also have a huge number of fans That confirms it.

I love Star Wars as well. But it never got the recognition the LOTR got. I mean look Starwars has some flaws in it also. Like the stormtrooper bumping his head lol.

"One ring to rule them all ...." ?

2012 12-19-2008 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevTKS69 (Post 15219749)
I'm not a Tolkien expert, but there are a few details that always get lost in discussions about his work.

1. Tolkien was primarily a linguist; he studied the nature of languages.

2. He created entire languages, including alphabets and grammar, such as the Elvish and Dwarvish languages in particular as well as others. (And yes, there are people who speak the Elvish language...and one even served as a consultant on the movies.)

3. His books were used as a vehicle to showcase his linguistic creations.

4. His works have become the foundation upon which the modern fantasy genre is based. It is very difficult to find a modern work in the genre which is not based, or heavily influenced by Tolkien.

5. The movies, and there are three of them (Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers, and Return of the King). Are based on at least four of Tolkien's books, and the books are prodigious and filled with details. The movies do an admirable job of condensing literally years of material into mere hours.

:2 cents:

Great Books, crappy movies ... :2 cents:
Just like how they're destroying the Marvel Comic legacy now

EscortBiz 12-19-2008 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cashcows (Post 15219659)
Obviously this thread was started just to start some shit. You are talking about one of the if not the best Film series ever made.

Let's start with he book which has sole over 150,000,000 copies and is in the top best selling books of all time.

Next the fact that all 3 films won a huge amount of awards across the board.

Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the ring:
Awards: Won 4 Oscars. Another 76 wins & 83 nominations

Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers:
Won 2 Oscars. Another 65 wins & 76 nominations

Lord of The rings: The fellowship of the King:
Won 11 Oscars. Another 106 wins & 68 nominations

You think those people that gave the awards and the record movie sales might indicate you opinion really does not matter. Just maybe?

Not to mention the book basically started and is the origin of almost anything related to the medieval fantasy genre.

If you don't like the movies or fantasy fine. But there is no denying the incredible achievement these films represent in every aspect of movie making across the board from acting, directing, cinematography, film adaptation and special effects.

wow your so intellectual when it comes to movies, you deserve an Oscar for your performance in this thread!

It gets awards because it took a trillion dollars to make it and it involved lots of directors who dont get haircuts dont shower and dont change their clothing, and because we are in a planet that sheep follow sheep once people start saying how amazing something is everyone starts watching it etc. fact is most people have no clue what the fuck the story is (including yourself).

Curious George cartoons will be more entertaining to most than this sheep follow sheep successful movies.

Quagmire 12-19-2008 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ross (Post 15218966)
I agree.. its a load of shit!

You people eat haggis and you dare to comment on LOTR???

If you werent wearing a kilt I'd give you a wedgie! :winkwink:

Barefootsies 12-19-2008 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15219715)
holy shit I almost choked on my food :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

cykoe6 12-19-2008 07:03 PM

Great books and great movies.


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