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buyandsell 12-21-2008 05:33 AM

americans - do you carry a gun or a knife?
 
I know you are allowed to carry a small knife in most states or a gun if you have a permit, anyone actually do?

2012 12-21-2008 05:39 AM

I carry a machete in my pants but only when I'm in Florida

2012 12-21-2008 05:42 AM

when I'm just hangin at the mall and stuff I carry my Nachito

http://www.fuckyoumang.com/nachito.jpg

whatcha got?

John-ACWM 12-21-2008 07:25 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh just waiting for the next reply

cherrylula 12-21-2008 07:34 AM

yeah I have one of those swiss army things for chicks, its orange and has a mirror in it. But it is a knife. :)

MakingItPay 12-21-2008 11:28 AM

I always carry a knife. If you carry a knife, after a short time you begin to wonder how you ever got along without it. It always gets a good workout openning boxes, cutting the strings that hold barbie dolls hair to the packaging, etc.

spacedog 12-21-2008 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakingItPay (Post 15227940)
....cutting the strings that hold barbie dolls hair to the packaging, etc.


They use plastic coated metal wires now.. Fucking pisses me off opening my kids toys.. Oh, Christmas is going to be so much fun :1orglaugh

stickyfingerz 12-21-2008 11:38 AM

Always one or the other or both.

WarChild 12-21-2008 11:44 AM

If you're going to carry, it better be a gun and you'd better know how to use it. Knives are too easy to take away from someone.

AaronM 12-21-2008 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buyandsell (Post 15226957)
I know you are allowed to carry a small knife in most states or a gun if you have a permit.......


You can actually carry a gun without a permit in many areas.

smack 12-21-2008 11:52 AM

i carry both at all times. never know when you're gonna need one or the other.

Sly 12-21-2008 12:04 PM

I walk around with a RPG... it's the only way to ensure your safety.

Z 12-21-2008 12:45 PM

When I lived in the states, I carried both.

In Panama, I carry a knife until I can get a gun permit.

fuzebox 12-21-2008 12:55 PM

I've got a great knife that conceals as a belt buckle, never gets found in pat downs at clubs either.

Poindexterity 12-21-2008 03:56 PM

keep a club in the car.

it's REALLY hard to kill someone on accident with a club.

bbm 12-21-2008 04:07 PM

Only gun :)
Pisolet

RayVega 12-21-2008 05:12 PM

Usually carry a smith 38. it's small and hammerless which is great to just stick in your pocket. If I feel like strapping on a holster, I'll carry my Glock .40 or 9mm.

CyberHustler 12-21-2008 05:13 PM

I use to carry a gun all the time as a kid... now I just keep a small knife.

uno 12-21-2008 05:16 PM

I usually carry around a leatherman multi tool if that counts.

SmokeyTheBear 12-21-2008 05:18 PM

why have to choose.
http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/reso...some_knife.jpg

SmokeyTheBear 12-21-2008 05:20 PM

when i am feeling saucy i take this to the mall, i always get first in line
http://hackedgadgets.com/wp-content/...fork_knife.jpg

baddog 12-21-2008 05:32 PM

tire iron

JD 12-21-2008 05:41 PM

just a knife for me. never leave home without it now

MakingItPay 12-21-2008 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog (Post 15227964)
They use plastic coated metal wires now.. Fucking pisses me off opening my kids toys.. Oh, Christmas is going to be so much fun :1orglaugh

The metal twist ties don't bug me as much as the way they weave the hair together. That is some tedious stuff there. :)

arock10 12-21-2008 06:09 PM

I carry a gun that shoots knives

MakingItPay 12-21-2008 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 15227992)
If you're going to carry, it better be a gun and you'd better know how to use it. Knives are too easy to take away from someone.


Yeah, for personal defense I like a gun too. :thumbsup

MakingItPay 12-21-2008 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 15228951)
I usually carry around a leatherman multi tool if that counts.

Yep. That counts. Not easy to deploy rapidly for self-defense uses, but you will need a screwdriver and pliers a whole lot more than a edged weapon for self defense. :winkwink:

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-21-2008 06:23 PM

http://physicsgeek.mu.nu/archives/re...ing%20trip.jpg

http://www.papamiket.com/wp-content/...008/05/776.jpg

ADG

JD 12-21-2008 07:27 PM

http://www.papamiket.com/wp-content/...008/05/776.jpg


hahaha love it!

BusterBunny 12-21-2008 07:39 PM

concealed weapons permit in the mail
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MakingItPay (Post 15229130)
Yep. That counts. Not easy to deploy rapidly for self-defense uses, but you will need a screwdriver and pliers a whole lot more than a edged weapon for self defense. :winkwink:

makes a kickass fist pack and the ends can be used for some good pinpoint blunt force trauma:winkwink:

Rochard 12-21-2008 10:38 PM

Guns are for pussies.

Twice I've been confronted by guns.

In the first case, I was mugged in SC. I was a US Marine - in full uniform. That fucker didn't know what hit him.

The second case I got shot. Right in the ass. He didn't get shot and spent a lot more time in the hospital than I did!

tony286 12-21-2008 10:42 PM

neither im protected by the love of jesus

CyberHustler 12-21-2008 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 15229845)
neither im protected by the love of jesus

Why Jesus? Isn't God more powerful than Jesus?

Spunky 12-21-2008 10:55 PM

Shank whitey

The Judge 12-21-2008 11:10 PM

if you got into a fight and used a gun against an unarmed person you may (if caught) do some serious time, much easier to get away with slicing your opponent

Redrob 12-21-2008 11:13 PM

I look at what might be appropriate for the situation: pepper spray, taser, pistol, semi, 12 gauge, or ???

It is nice to have options.

zeus45c 12-21-2008 11:15 PM

I would carry a gun if I had a permit. I have several so it would be a nice option. Otherwise it's a small folder or surefire for me.

GatorB 12-21-2008 11:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buyandsell (Post 15226957)
I know you are allowed to carry a small knife in most states or a gun if you have a permit, anyone actually do?

I have never carried neither and yet somehow have managed to make it to age 40. Oh wait I choose not to go into areas where is might be necessary to have such a knife or be to stupid enough to starts shit with dumbasses that might be carrying weapons because they have small penises. Besides killing someone with a gun or a knife is so unpersonable. I mean snuffing the life out of someone with just your own bare hands now THAT'S killing someone. A REAL man can kill someone without weapons. Everyone else is a pussy.

Barefootsies 12-21-2008 11:48 PM

Nah, I do not carry them around with me. If someone were to try and break into my house, and I was here. I hope they remember their way out. Plenty of both laying around here. Hidden, and not.

So you break into my place, make sure you have had your last rights. I may give you a Bruce Willis one liner before I start firing. You are trespassing. Sign posted.

That was your one, and only, warning.

GatorB 12-21-2008 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 15229154)

That is the most stupid logic. Almost as bad as "If guns are banned only crimials will have guns". Ok rape is illegal so therefor only rapits can rape. And let's face it that is SOOOOOO unfair. EVERYONE should be allowed to rape. Let's get rid of rape laws because only criminals get to do it.

stickyfingerz 12-22-2008 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 15229992)
Nah, I do not carry them around with me. If someone were to try and break into my house, and I was here. I hope they remember their way out. Plenty of both laying around here. Hidden, and not.

So you break into my place, make sure you have had your last rights. I may give you a Bruce Willis one liner before I start firing. You are trespassing. Sign posted.

That was your one, and only, warning.

Yippe Kay Eh mother fucker, feet dont fail you now. Adios Muchaos. :1orglaugh

Barefootsies 12-22-2008 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 15230093)
Yippe Kay Eh mother fucker, feet dont fail you now. Adios Muchaos. :1orglaugh

My thoughts exactly. :winkwink:

tranza 12-22-2008 04:40 AM

http://www.cqbarms.com/photos/albums...10001/mp5s.jpg

RTP 12-22-2008 04:50 AM

chainsaw and acid

sexandcash 12-22-2008 04:51 AM

when the shit goes down, girls need weapons
 
I carry pepper spray and a shocker after I was ass grabbed on the amtrack train while sleeping...a girl's gotta protect herself if shit goes down

http://sexandcash.com/stuff/Vanessa/vpic.jpg

Protect yourself ladies...so you don't have to count on someone else to do it for you....

HomerSimpson 12-22-2008 05:28 AM

don't carry anything...
if some of those situations do happen the most important thing is to have balls and to be brave, and you'll get out of it... having a gun or a knife won't help you much if you're coward or scared...

InternetIsForPorn 12-22-2008 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerSimpson (Post 15230461)
don't carry anything...
if some of those situations do happen the most important thing is to have balls and to be brave, and you'll get out of it... having a gun or a knife won't help you much if you're coward or scared...

Y-yeah, but that works mostly in theory. Unless you're Chuck Norris, going up against 5 guys isn't very "brave" without a gun.

I either carry a gun or (god knows how this thing is called) a small metal thing loaded with huge ass tear gas "bullets". Knocks out everyone within a 180 degrees viewing angle and within 15 feet.

SpicyM 12-22-2008 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nick Decker (Post 15229884)
Why Jesus? Isn't God more powerful than Jesus?

If you were educated, you would know that God has 3 persons and Jesus is one of them.

MakingItPay 12-22-2008 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GatorB (Post 15229984)
I have never carried neither and yet somehow have managed to make it to age 40. Oh wait I choose not to go into areas where is might be necessary to have such a knife or be to stupid enough to starts shit with dumbasses that might be carrying weapons because they have small penises. Besides killing someone with a gun or a knife is so unpersonable. I mean snuffing the life out of someone with just your own bare hands now THAT'S killing someone. A REAL man can kill someone without weapons. Everyone else is a pussy.

If I could stop an armed guy(s) with just my bare hands and my bullet proof penis I would never carry a gun or a knife. Where I am from people that want to take your stuff don't ask to see your penis before they shoot you and if it is big enough they let you go. :)

skrinkladoo 12-22-2008 04:03 PM

these options are messy ...


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