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sharon721 12-22-2008 07:40 PM

Boys, which one do you choose for your girlfriend on Christmas?
 
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Red Roses or Leonidas Belgian Chocolates
Choose...

Spunky 12-22-2008 07:43 PM

She can't gain weight on roses ;)

tony286 12-22-2008 07:45 PM

never heard of giving either for a xmas gift.

baddog 12-22-2008 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15234533)
She can't gain weight on roses ;)

:thumbsup

HorseShit 12-22-2008 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pussyserver (Post 15234541)
you fuckin junkie.... are you saying I own domaintools.com
I will say it again ... I DO NOT OWN THAT SITE

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

tranza 12-23-2008 07:44 AM

Both are nice!

Fucksakes 12-23-2008 07:46 AM

why not both.. I bought my girlfriend a dyson vacuum cleaner and a ugly puppy "shit-shu"

carol.prime 12-23-2008 07:57 AM

I'd love to have them both. :thumbsup

Joesho 12-23-2008 09:03 AM

chocolates of course! ( you can not eat the roses when you are stoned!)

John-ACWM 12-23-2008 09:05 AM

I would go with both and if I had to choose I would go with the chocolate

Twistys Tim 12-23-2008 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15236204)
why not both.. I bought my girlfriend a dyson vacuum cleaner and a ugly puppy "shit-shu"

If I bought my wife a vacuum for xmas, she would hit me over the head with it LOL.

Roald 12-23-2008 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim (Post 15236457)
If I bought my wife a vacuum for xmas, she would hit me over the head with it LOL.

Haha I was just thinking the same. :1orglaugh

Eric 12-23-2008 09:44 AM

My girlfriend wanted a new HD Video Camera. She would look at me like I was crazy if I got her either of the above. Personally I do not tend to buy presents that wither or get eaten. Better if the gift lasts longer in my opinion.

BradM 12-23-2008 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15234533)
She can't gain weight on roses ;)

Fantastic.

munki 12-23-2008 09:50 AM

I stick to the basics... jewelry and sex...

96ukssob 12-23-2008 09:54 AM

she has me, its worth more than anything else i could buy :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

notime 12-23-2008 10:33 AM

Mine made me buy a Nikon VR lens

Scott McD 12-23-2008 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fucksakes (Post 15236204)
why not both.. I bought my girlfriend a dyson vacuum cleaner and a ugly puppy "shit-shu"

I was officially "warned" about ever buying the gf a vacuum cleaner as a gift.

Pretty dumb really, she does all the cleaning, and we need a new one. So what's the problem ?? :upsidedow

baddog 12-23-2008 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim (Post 15236457)
If I bought my wife a vacuum for xmas, she would hit me over the head with it LOL.

Reminds me of my first ex-wife. Before we were married I bought her some very expensive cookware for Mother's Day. All she did was whine and moan about it.

WTF? We were not married and had no kids. No good deed goes unpunished indeed.

For the record, I still own the cookware.

XBIZ_Ariana 12-23-2008 11:46 AM

both!!!!

Arnjen 12-23-2008 12:39 PM

Buy the chocolates and support my country's chocolates a bit lolz

CC 12-23-2008 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim (Post 15236457)
If I bought my wife a vacuum for xmas, she would hit me over the head with it LOL.

Naaaaah Dysons kick butt. Anyone that vacuums regularly (with a dog I do it every other day) would like to have one, I'd bet.

PSSuperstars 12-23-2008 12:48 PM

Dysons are a badass gift for a woman who does all the cleaning, FYI. lol
I bought MYSELF one 3 years ago for my gift to myself.

It's the best vaccuum if you have dogs.

---

Get her Jewelry, man.
Go to fucking Kmart and get the ugly ass 1carat in chips necklace for $59.99 or some shit.

Twistys Tim 12-23-2008 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CC (Post 15237500)
Naaaaah Dysons kick butt. Anyone that vacuums regularly (with a dog I do it every other day) would like to have one, I'd bet.

I have a dog, and the house gets vacuumed every other day -- but if my wife woke up on xmas day and found a vacuum cleaner under the tree for her, regardless of whether it is a dyson, jedi, or gold fucking plated vacuum cleaner, she would not be a happy girl.

Honez 12-23-2008 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 15236801)
I was officially "warned" about ever buying the gf a vacuum cleaner as a gift.

Pretty dumb really, she does all the cleaning, and we need a new one. So what's the problem ?? :upsidedow

Are you kidding me? I would love to get a new vacuum for Christmas. Some chicks, I swear.

Then again, I am the girl that if she woke up to flowers and chocolates, would be bummed. Flowers die and I really don't care much for sweets.

Supz 12-23-2008 02:43 PM

thanks for the spam

Super Negro 12-23-2008 02:46 PM

neither, both are unoriginal and require no thought, and she will see that

MichaelP 12-23-2008 03:03 PM

Why not both ?

But I honestly prefer to give stuff that last for a long while.. I bought Patty a LV handbag this year, this will last for almost ever :)

Nicky 12-23-2008 03:38 PM

Give her both AND some kind of jewellery.

Iscari0t 12-23-2008 03:48 PM

Vibrator. Or a 19 year-old female bisexual house slave with extra-low self esteem.

shako 12-23-2008 04:14 PM

Red Roses :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Doctor Feelgood 12-23-2008 04:15 PM

i wanna choose a different girlfriend

markuskulit 12-23-2008 04:57 PM

Both and sex!

Si 12-23-2008 05:01 PM

I tie a ribbon round my cock and say open that, then your legs!

Job Done!

baddog 12-23-2008 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mobilefun1987 (Post 15238612)
I tie a ribbon round my cock and say open that, then your legs!

Job Done!

You're a dude? I thought for sure you had to be a chick. Gay?

Si 12-23-2008 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 15238620)
You're a dude? I thought for sure you had to be a chick. Gay?

:1orglaugh:321GFY:1orglaugh

aubreythree 12-23-2008 06:12 PM

Both! Haha chocolates and roses go hand in hand. ( No matter how unoriginal)
But for sentiment's sake; I would choose the roses.

MandyBlake 12-23-2008 06:18 PM

if that's what you're giving you better give her both.

annaliese 12-23-2008 06:21 PM

if your girlfriend does all of the cleaning she shouldn't have to wait until xmas for you to buy her a fancy new vacuum.

JTCash 12-24-2008 09:43 AM

both for sure :) and a kiss :)

SilentKnight 12-24-2008 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sharon721 (Post 15234519)
Boys, which one do you choose for your girlfriend on Christmas?

I'm disappointed.

By the thread title - I thought this would feature pics of two chicks and asking me to choose. :1orglaugh

NicAngel 12-24-2008 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super Negro (Post 15238135)
neither, both are unoriginal and require no thought, and she will see that

exactly :thumbsup

Peter Romero 12-24-2008 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim (Post 15237597)
I have a dog, and the house gets vacuumed every other day -- but if my wife woke up on xmas day and found a vacuum cleaner under the tree for her, regardless of whether it is a dyson, jedi, or gold fucking plated vacuum cleaner, she would not be a happy girl.

Better vacuume = cleans twice as good = less work. Less housework for her = twice the Blowjobs.:thumbsup

Tom_PM 12-24-2008 12:24 PM

I always buy swarovski crystal as the "girly" gift.. she loves them.

woj 12-24-2008 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 15234533)
She can't gain weight on roses ;)

:thumbsup:1orglaugh

Loki 12-24-2008 12:49 PM

I just picked up an Engagement for my girl FUCK chocolate and flowers lol

-Loki-

LexiLexxx 12-24-2008 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twistys Tim (Post 15237597)
I have a dog, and the house gets vacuumed every other day -- but if my wife woke up on xmas day and found a vacuum cleaner under the tree for her, regardless of whether it is a dyson, jedi, or gold fucking plated vacuum cleaner, she would not be a happy girl.


Hey, I would love a dyson :-)

I have a built in vaccum in the walls, but I want something with major power! heh


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