What's the largest animal you think you could take with your bare hands?
 

One ex girlfriend comes to mind. No but seriously, I think I could probably kill a giraffe. I think if I chase it down until it's tired and then wrench on one of its knees until it falls over, I could kick it in the head hard enough to kill it.

I could probably kill a shark, too. If I could get in a shark's mouth without being bitten in half, I could rip its gills off from the inside and drown it. Not sure how I'd get in there, though.

Howbout you?

I think I could probably take a bear blindfolded with both arms and my legs tied behind my back.

Lots of ifs there.

A wolf...

Used to have one, we'd rough house all the time.

Chipmunk.

He let you win. :2 cents:

lol nah, he was just a pussy... our cats beat him up. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

a giraffe that's not fair its a veggie eater, play with a tiger and then Im impressed. lol

giraffe is bigger though and they are known to kill tigers and lions with donkey kicks kinda like how in chess that horse thing can only attack from an L from the side, a giraffe can only attack from the back with a kick, so I'll come from in front or beside like a velociraptor

not sure i can take any mammals...my chihuahua bit me in the face and i couldn't do shit except bleed and run around screaming like a little girl...do insects count?

I can barely take my ferrets sometimes.

Blind goldfish at best. :(

I burnt up an entire anthill once, does that count?

Giraffes also attack with their necks, kind of like a swinging headbutt.

A spider or ants but I would be afraid to use my hands so I would use Raid insect spray instead. I am afraid to even hold a cat with my hands; it might scratch me.

http://www.homeworkspot.com/ask/fastestanimals.htm

Don't think you will catch it :)

I've heard emus are pretty tough and can take off a finger with their beaks if provoked. But I think I could take one. Their necks are pretty long, I'm sure I could snap it in two with one quick two-handed assault.

I'ma say emu.

TimBlaze you are a complete dumbass :2 cents:

I'm going to go with a medium sized dog.

In reality, you'll more than likely lose to a larger dog unless you get a lucky blow in. Bobcats probably wont kill you, but I promise you, you will NOT kill it. A mountain lion will absolutely slay you %110 of the time. A boar will eat you, clothes and all. Yeah, I'm definitely doing with medium sized dog. Let's say a Labrador.

Chihuahua...

I really don't think in those terms. But being good at grappling seems like a winner.

I think i could take a mouse............not a rat........but i could fuck up a mouse :) Okay maybe not a big mouse, but if a mouse came after me I think I could kill it..........most likely I would at least survive :)

That's a good question...

Depends really,
I can make my rottweiler and my doberman cower in fear.. but then this summer a muskrat had me screaming like a girl.. long story :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

holy shit

Pussy :)

a mosquito

I posted about it somewhere on this board with pics but I had to kill a bob cat while camping a couple of years back. I was attacked and taken to the ground but I was able to fall into rocks where I grabbed a larger one and started bashing it in the head until I gained control. They I beat it to death, went back to the site to get the cam and returned to take some pics.

I still have a few scars from it on my chest. Scary shit.

Hahaha....a chicken maybe!!

I can´t kill anything.

UMMMMMMMMMMMM WHAT??????????????? :1orglaugh

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I once killed expectations :1orglaugh

stick to designing

baboon for sure

Gfy zoo deathmatch?

2 gerbils in a tagteam.