2/5/09 I might be MIA from this date until indefinately....
 

I got notice that i MUST SERVE on a jury (after 2x of allegely ignoring em) or risk 30 days in jail and a ripe fine....

I really dont have details but I do belieeve they cant just strap me into a "set" jury without a prequalification form both sides ie: the lawyers saying yes stick that sexy man on the jury...


thye can go fuck a goat!!!


-Bye

Just act races they will let you off jury duty

Yeah i know , this time i got a "summons" to failure to appear 2x n shit ... I am gonna wear my KKK costume in court

Just tell them you're JDL on this site.

now that would look funny on you:winkwink:

I hope there is some hot tail at least at the court

keep asking the judge if he has any popcorn and then tell him you're tripping balls...

Go in there completely drunk! you might get a night in the drunk tank but beats 30 days!

haha good luck man

try and sell some fleshlights wile your there :thumbsup

Well they is not that many teddy bear lovers in the NYC area to make the jury balanced these days.. they had no choice ;)























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good luck,t ake care, and merry xmas

Just show up drunk wearing a NWA (Fuck the Police) shirt and you should be out of there in a jiffy...

I'm pretty sure serving just means showing up. They can't say you have to get picked.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh.. That's too funny

use your ultimate weapon "Magnum"

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once glance at you and i'm sure they'll send you home

I ain't been called in 44 years for jury duty.

(so far)

Just stand up and say OJ WAS FRAMED!! and yer done

Pretty sure you misinterpreted their letter.